Dog Fail

Posted on January 6th, 2012


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    1. Nicky No Name says:

      I believe that creature to be some kind of large, deformed rat. Pretty sure it’s not a dog. And that cat was no pussy.

      • 2lolo says:

        Hi Nicky

        How is your pussy today?

      • Fred says:

        Hehehe!

      • Lymbe says:

        …Fred wrote. “Nicky will never know that 2lolo and me were actually seperated at birth and after a chance meeting on a necrofiliac forum we recognized each other from the pictures. The webmaster kicked us out claiming that member anonymity was jeopardised and that’s why we have been stalking him ever since.”

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Moist thank you 2lolo, moist and fragrant. And yours? Interesting theory there Lymbe but, although dead girls don’t say “no”, they’re really not my thing… I suspect that you, Ian Fred, 2lolo and myself are all the same person, secretly working for EF and trying to generate a greater volume of comments…

      • Fred says:

        @ Lymbe: Bastard looks just like me. We were Siamese, joined at the foreskin. I received the skin and therefore, on cold mornings, have the choice to fold it back and double blanket my nuts. Only real problem I have is that…well…women love to play “Peek-a-boo”.
        As for you Nickster, you’ve fuckin’ blown our cover! 2lolo is supposed to be the personality that rules EF protocol! We’re all Epically Fucked, now! For Fuck’s sake!
        Multi-Personality Fail!

      • Fred says:

        BTW: If they’re dead, thay don’t play “Peek-a-Boo”. Shit gets old after a while.

      • 2lolo says:

        @FRED You didn’t say that last night.. When you was bend over and Nicky was playing PEEK-A-Boo with you…..

      • KellyD says:

        Anyway you fucktards let’s get back to the video.It’s ador
        able:)

      • Nicky No Name says:

        I suspect that Kelly D, Tex, Amy Winehouse and MachoMan are the same person too… only about 5 people actually comment on this site. And now all our lives are in danger. I mean both of them. Shit, this is confusing.

      • Fred says:

        I bet Kelly is perty!

    2. MachoMan says:

      This is why Tom get’s fucked up by Spike all the time….will people even get this reference? Ugh Im too old…..

    3. Steven says:

      Jesus, this is a cat…

    4. Pikey says:

      @Machoman that’s why Jerry always his behind Spike too.

    5. FUCKTHISASSHOLE says:

      That’s a fucking shame, the dog’s obviously terrified. Not all dogs are aggressive and attack anything that opposes them just like not all men are built for fighting. Fucking sick cunts man.

      • JimZilla says:

        Are you fucking stupid, the dog started it so its clearly the aggressor, poor little piece of shit has small dog syndrome.

      • Ian says:

        I guess his bark is way worse than his bite!! That dog got owned!!

      • NytCrawlr says:

        Did you even watch the video? No, not all dogs are aggressive, but THIS one WAS. If he hadn’t been barking incessantly at the cat, he wouldn’t have had his ass handed to him.

    6. Shatter says:

      This I think is a job for Cesar Millan :-D

    7. Denis says:

      Haven`t heard a pig voice in a whale ….

    8. SlipStool says:

      I would of loved to see that cat tear that dog up. I bet as soon as the cat left the dog would start barking again.

    9. soupdogg says:

      cracker 1 mate pig voice anyway wat a pussy dog

    10. john says:

      my full sized lab would have laughed in that cat’s face.

    11. Fred says:

      Dat’s a mean ole putty tat.

    12. SickODaniel says:

      That’s what you get for not looking like a real dog.

    13. Nicky No Name says:

      actually, on second thought, that sound reminds me of myself…anytime I try sharing my opinions outside of the comfort and safety of anonymity of the interwebs!

    14. TexTheMerciless says:

      From the sound of that dog, that cat has fucked him up on multiple occasions.

    15. Weezzle says:

      Damn! Ugliest “PugHuahua” EVER!

    16. Eray says:

      bitchass dog

    17. Petru says:

      At the end the cat is like… ”oh dear … what a dog…”

    18. KellyD says:

      At the end the cat hops up onto the couch and licks the dog ever so tenderly……..then doggy bites her fucking head off.

    19. blueyedreamcatcher says:

      HAHAHA that dog got owned! Trying to be the boss and ended up squealing in fear when the cat decided to show who’s the boss. and the other dog looked at that dog like (what the hell? dog scared of cat? what a hoot!) HAHAHAHA this is hilarious!!!

    20. happosai21 says:

      that dog is propably french and the cat is german. that would explain alot xD


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