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First & omg, so, CUTE <3 I want one ;3
You really don’t. They’re cute for one hour a day, sleep for 12 (if you’re lucky) and the other 9 they just make a nuisance of themselves. Plus they totally ruin your vag. And boobs. Adopt a brown one… it’s the in-thing right now.
* Oops! Neglected to list the 2 hours they spend shitting/ vomiting. Soooo cute!
How sad is ur life Nicky :S
get on a diet and get over that u were molested when u were a child
Nicky is molested here on a daily basis and molests me every Thursday and second Monday.
I have dips on second Mondays! Ian you bastard!
They’re fuckin’ retards. That’s what they are, fuckin’ retards. Cute, but fuckin’ retarded.
They don’t really ruin much Nicky! My vag tore to shreds when I was giving birth so the doctor sewed me up back together and from what I’ve heard it’s never been tighter! I had my first vaginal orgasm AFTER I gave birth because serious business he fucking nearly sewed it shut! My tits used to be moderate C’s before I got pregnant, then swelled up to E’s, then shrank back down to DD’s where I am now..
:3 But that was 4 years ago, my kid’s fucking awesome, my tits are still big and my pussy’s still tight..
Gabrielle, you sound interesting. I like you.
Fred, there are probably some other posts you should go back and assess…Perhaps the recent one with the pregnant black chick fail..peruse those comments
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Why, Gabrielle! You are just a sweetiepie! I didn’t think there were any intelligent women here! And with such good taste! Thank you!
Gabrielle, you’re one of the lucky ones… I’ve seen a few post-birth bodies and, no disrespect intended, they just aren’t as nice as they were. Small price to pay for the gift of life though n all that shite… as for being molested, I’m free 7 days a week, so please let me know what days are good for you and I’ll pencil you in. Not you though Daniel. You can’t handle the jelly that I have.
:3 My kid’s not a fucking toy. She’s an amazing usurper of boredom and money that I absolutely adore!
When most people say,”I want one,” they say that like they would about a purse, wear it until the bottom opens up and sell it at a yard sale..=\
I’m a good mother. My uterus is empty should anyone be interested in NSA copulation boogie! :3
Seriously, guys are stupid, relationships are stupid, but I love being a mom.
Oh! Except you Fred :3 You’re amazing.
First: Veronica, you will be the first to get punched in the stomach if you ever get to conceive that bastard child you’ve always dreamed of ever since your uncle touched you when you were little.
Second: Nicky… the sentence you used “I’ve seen a few post-birth bodies and, no disrespect intended, they just aren’t as nice as they were” instantly makes me believe you have, at some point had carnal knowledge of the corpses at your local morgue where you work. Nice
Third: Gabrielle stop yourself off on the internet with promises of deprived sexual acts, that’s not how you find yourself a boyfriend. Fact is your vag is old now, the box has been opened, there is no prize it it and no one wants to go near it, except Fred maybe.
Burn
That’s okay lonely basement cretin! I only WANT Fred! And deprived acts on the INTERNET?? No darling, I’m a real life doll! And THEY put the deep in depraved, though again, it’s still tight! Even those who care to be skeptical are left in awe at my taught vaginal walls.
Ooops..Deprived…They put the deep in deprived, or in depravity, and it magically goes back to tight and succulent..that…that is what I meant to say..
K… Sex with dead women is still sex. Let me know when your mother passes away. Burn
Well played Nicky, well played
Gabrielle I think you and Fred would make a lovely couple. A two dollar w.hore and a rapist. A match made in heaven.
Doesn’t matter had sex! Well played Nicky, well played
Gabrielle I think you and Fred would make a lovely couple. A two dollar w.hore and a rapist. A match made in heaven.
Doesn’t matter, had sex! Well played Nicky, well played
Gabrielle I think you and Fred would make a lovely couple. A two dollar w.hore and a rapist. A match made in heaven.
Doesn’t matter, had sex! Well played Nicky, well played
Gabrielle I think you and Fred would make a lovely couple. A two dollar wh.ore and a rapist. A match made in heaven.
Well played Nicky, well played
Thank you :3
Sorry, Gabrielle. I have missed out on much of this thread. Don’t worry about most of these fuckwits. They’re just jealous…to the fact that their boyfriends are not as sexy as me.
And that you can have a personality to talk to me, straight up, without worrying about it. You are better than they are, and it pisses them off. There are plenty that wish they could brave up and talk to me.
Nya-nya-nya, unpersonable cunts!
Gabby wins!
Oh, BTW! Thanks to everyone that overplayed the “K” statement.
Well played.
MOM IS ALWAYS THE FAVORITE ONE…. SHES ADORABLE :O)
Your mom is especially my favourite.
=3 what a cutie!
any other page full of comments like those above would make me laugh and joke right along with you… but i think its horrendous that you all talk this way on a post with this sweet innocent little baby… what if that were YOUR child? or the child of someone you love? how do yoo think this baby will feel when she grows up and runs across these lewd disgusting comments? you all make me feel ill & are the exact reason i’ll never post vids of my own son anywhere on the net. Ever.
Wow, little kids are getting smarter these days..When they have really loving and caring parents. F’course.
Daddy got trolled.
HAHAHA
HOw is this a baby win?
Looks like a Dad Fail to me.
And yep, NickyNoName is absolutely right with his post about babies “cuteness”
Epic baby win!!!! And I’m pretty sure when dad was trying to get her to repeat ‘dad’ she called him a dick.