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she needs help,
lol so true
Placenta has a good serving of amino acids and stem cells, probably making themselves immortal instead of bloodsucking vamps.
anybody else want to join me in the corner? i’m going to go throw up for a couple of hours. ok brb.
I smell a troll. An extremely amusing troll at that lmao
What a freaken LOOSER, The twilight saga is for FAGS anyway
i just kind of threw up a lil i would kill the brod or at least punch her LMAO
this just gives me one more reason to keep hating twilight.
lol yeah, I second That shit…
omg .. are thoes romanian emoticons?.. well at least we can all be relieved.. no one was hurt during the process
WTF do the emoticons have to do with Romania ? Do you even know where Romania is on the world map ? …
roflmao layla you are as much retarded as the vampire girl here, what’s it like to have such a low IQ?
She’s the most dirty person I ever seen, why the fuck she ates her fucking period blood? You’re weirdo. Necro bitch.
FREAKKKKKKKKKKKKK. NEVER ENOUGH…
She ates? You’re weirdo? Please learn to speak before you comment.
Sir, you mean type.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
I second that… EPIC FAIL
This girl should be on prison dont you think?
agreed
^agreed
Agreeeee!
totally agree
Agreed they totally need to air drop her to the top of a prison….^^
I could agree that she belongs IN prison but not ON one
Epic Troll ^ Haha
for years and years and years….
this text just cannot be for real..daaamn ,can t belive that in this world u can find people as stupid as she..her IQ is def under 70..
It’s not a text. It’s Yahoo Answers.
Hah under 70 huh using th desktop should require a license
Trust me, there is som stupid stuff on Yahoo questions. Spend a few hours looking. You will be amazed.
Im a zombie and i ate my own brain so I ask as many stupid questions as her.. LOL,, WTF how is possible that there so many stupid people in the world…?
Any Body that hasnt just put down that this person needs to be beaten around the head to stop her from ever breeding ever needs to take a good look at them self.
Fuck in hell what is fucking wrong with you.
Go see a doctor and get over it Vampires are not real in the way you think.
It is all made up by a person called Bram Stoker.
You are WRONG VERY VERY WRONG and I hope you get locked away.
Twilight has alot to answer for WHAT A TWAT
This is so gross! You don’t deserve to have anyone in your life. Do you honestly think this is okay! Your dirty and so nasty!
You are completely fucked up. you need medical help.You are not a normal human being. Book yourself into a physiciatrist!!
for anyone who even had sex while a girl was on her period..u probly just threw up as much as i did
What’s for Dinner Honey? Oh Spaghetti again, ok. You sure do like to cook Italian food ever since we watched the Twilight marathon the other day. By the way, I notice the sauce you use has a more tangy salty flavor to it and it’s different than what I usually have.
Hahaha!
I realy hope the only purpose of that post is to make fun of Twilight fans!
Otherwise – GROSS!
I am sorry, but I think it is real… look at her “name” Sakura Cullen… nobody would make that up unless being a fucking dirty freak
This is a fake surely putting tampons used in the freezer..for one the blood will still drip can’t freeze blood trays why they embalm ..also why bring in the heavy flow days un needed info..this is just a shock letter ..if not she definitely needs help big time…so does he , from his doctor
Cant freeze blood??????? You are that stupid huh???? Do you even think before you make shit up to say????? I guess you have never taken a piece of meat out of a freezer??????? Oh and they embalm to keep you from rotting and stinking up the funeral home….Dumb mother fucker
This is fake bigtime.. And if isnt people the police should trace her ip address and lock her up immediately
This is why I cook my own food, crazy bitches like this exist and you never know till its too late.
Yes indeed Dyquen,
better to be a gentlemen and cook yourself than having a “special of the day” been put in front of you.
Probecho
Eger considered this is a Fake? Just sayin
OMFG!
she eats her period blood!!!
im pretty sure when her boyfriend finds out
he will throw up then SLAP the shit outof her then breakup with her ewwwwwww….
wow.
you have all been trolled.
obvious troll is obvious
This is real. Hard to believe but there are people like her. Some twilight fans are beyond stupid and creepy
total weirdo
can i get a barf bag please? And I need a phone to call the loony bin on her.
CREEPY!!!! :O LOL
She just entered a whole new level of twilightCREEP!! I couldn’t NOT comment on this its too fucked up… I have so many questions for this girl yet I’d be scared to go near her incase she tried gettin a hold of MY tampons!
lmao…. there oughtta be a warning for all menstruating girls within 20 miles of her!
LMAO – Moron and disgusting. I hope her BF finds out and beats the crap out of her and teaches her Vampires are fake. I can only imagine what she is doing to her and her poor BF’s body.
Wtf
YOU ARE FUCKING DUM AND TRIFALYN LIKE WHO EAT OR DRINK PERIOD BLOOD AND IF U WANTED TO DO THT U DIDNT HAVE TO BRING YOUR BOYFRIEND IN IT IF I WAS YOURBOYFRIEND AND IF I WAS A BOY I WOULDVE HIT YO UGLY ASS trifalyn ppl like u just make me sick to my stomach
I once dated a “vampire”… then she became a born-again Christian… sad thing is, I liked her better as a lame vampire wanna be.
I’m never going to her house
Are you fucking mental woman?!?!? you are sick?!?!? firstly: you are not a vampire! vampires are not real! secondly: that is just gross! your eating your period! and what’s worse is your actually feeding it to your boyfriend and not even telling him! poor bloke. I feel sorry for him. I hope he reads your post and when he eventually finishes throwing up, dumps you because you are just sick and gross!
suttle bry suttle
1. VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL
2. even if they were they cannot change soo no period! period mean babies, vampires cannot have babies.
3. just wow… and damn girl YOUR NOT A VAMPIRE! Just stupid.
That is actucally a vedo spell for women to get a man to be with them forever#truechit
OMG what a discusting stupid bitch
at least try to eat some decent blood not ur fucking period stupid hoe
i feel a lil sick right now
:S
ooh yea and fyi u really need alot of help and ur boyfriend is not turning into a vampire hes juust getting sick so if u insest on eating more period leave the poor bastard alone and bon apetite
Oh…my…God…that is quite possibly the most DISGUSTING thing I’ve EVER read. Period. (No pun intended)
She seriously needs to go into a mental facility Oh, wow…I think I just thre up in my mouth a little bit.
thats so smart shes a genious i have been trying this out since i read it. i have all my friends doing it … its the best desicion i ever made. Who knew my period blood would be so yummy
o and sorry i used my brothers name bt mine is natalie
ut ooo spaghettio’s
for i have seen the wrath of god and paint it thou on thee with thy own blood!! i also baked a fresh batchof cookies
im pretty sure this child is simply preparing for when the real sickening and crazy stuff goes down..at the end of the year that is 
go on with your bad self little blood drinker!
How has this guy not died yet?! She would probably eat him….
Geez guys didn’t you know vampires are real? Geez. Just kidding.
It’s sad that that movie has caused people to bite each others’ necks and that’s how HIV is spreading, lovely. This individual girl is probably just a percent of girls who are doing this nasty jazz. Ewww.
Do you all actually think this person is being serious? This is obviously someone trying to have a laugh.. to see what kind of responses they would get. Just like micheal w up there. People are so quick to believe everything on the internet nowadays.
Sounds like it taste good Ima try it JK THATS SOO GROSS I LITERALLY THREW UP IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!11
that is the nastiest thing i have ever heard of :0 !!!!!!!
Bloody Mary anyone?
WTF
The girl is so crank
wäre ich ihr freund , ich würde ihr solange aufs maul schlagen biss sie ihr eigenes Blut ununterbrochen drinken kann
alter sowas von krank
jetzt sieht man dass die twilight fans alle eins an der klatsche haben
und vorallem dieses Mädchen
sie isst ihr Tampons
0_0
WTF
I have found this girl on Facebook based on the name in her post, Sakura Cullen ( https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001361297651&sk=wall ) everyone that reads this should try to FRIEND her on FB and as soon as any of us get through, this article should be posted to her wall and her boyfriend immediately made aware of whats going on. There has got to be something criminal about making people eat her tampon blood.
sooo nasty!!!!
is that even legal?