No, wait a minute….
Im sure Nicky no name would take him, one time.
Just the once?! I would abuse every tender fold and ever yielding crease relentlessly, until we collapsed together in a fleshy, sweaty pile of post-coital satisfaction. But who would make the sandwiches?!
I’ll butter the bread!!
You can butter my buns any time Ian.
is that you dude, nicky?
2lolo, I’m gonna kick you in the nuts. I use sheets and pillow cases. Also, one of those plastic mattress protectors (I wet the bed alot).
I have a vagina! Can I make the sandwiches???
Ian’s got the buns covered so I guess you can toss the salad n handle the meat Gabrielle. Oh, and no, this photo isn’t me… my biceps are bigger
Gabrielle, I worship vaginas! I have a shrine in my house built to “Vadge, the Great Goddess of Orifices”! I will make sandwiches, and burn them in offerings to you, my angel!
this comment thread could have it’s own cult following… hail dirty post…
I WILL RIDE MY RAPTOR THROUGH ALL YOUR LIVING ROOMS AND EAT MY DORITOS
Jesus? Please clean up the raptor shit as you go, okay?
I see fat people
Look like somebody I know.
See how thin his face looks through the lens of his glasses? He should get some full-body ones.
He is a hunk; a big, flabby, smelly, bass-lookin, hunk of fat.
Who sleeps on their bed without sheets????
No sheets…. no pillow case….. that mattress is probably stained. it makes me a little sick.
the mattress is on the floor
When did the Michelin Man get glasses?
That is so not a fail! That is the sexiest beast I have ever seen! I could suck on those manboobs for hours!
Yum O and hawt I wanna watch !!!
I would have to say that is the first time I have ever seen a bicep fat roll, well done tub o lard, you impress me and disgust me both at the same time.
Damn. Mr macho. Spread some butter on then biscuits. Atleast that would make them look better.
What has been seen can never be unseen. Unless you have a freakin’ big bottle of vodka, that is your only hope!
That is one dirty pillow
Ha im willign to bet that over half of you who here are over weight…its usually the case…not defending this guy cause he does look like a bass in human form
but still lol…show of hands…who here was eating a biscuit or pie or a cake while looking at this photo…i would raise my hand but i cant eat any of those lol,
this is prolly what the crime scene photo will look like if you dont get up and exercise
…..it looks like my spanish teacher….. i will never look at him the same way again….
well i guess no name nick is going to be busy waking it to this for the next few weeks. I will miss his dumb ass comments well he’s busy
Wow..obviously he’s a fatty, but in all fairness the dude’s body is his fucking body, if he doesn’t want to get off his fucking ass, or perhaps he can’t, to change it then whatever, but I guarantee this dude still gets laid..
By the most desperate, pathetic and revolting sacks of burlap with a grizzled set of genitals perhaps, but he still gets laid and the disgusting she-wenches want to know what they’re going to be getting lost in later that night.
This dude obviously didn’t take this picture to show it to the world, the fail is whoever could stand to look at this picture long enough to send it in…
I’d still hit it, no wait that was the previous pic……..i’d still hit it
THAT DUDES PILLOW IS DIRTY!
the grossest thing about this to me is there is no sheet on the bed. wtf grosse!
What disturbs me a little more is the sweat-stained pillow without a pillowcase and a sheet-less matress. Possible hygene fail?
yeah, cause nothin says “sexy” like a morbidly obese man on a dirty bed with no pillow case or sheets…sorry ladies…one at a time!
Ok this is disturbing enough but did anyone else catch the fact that he is laying on a dirty mattress? BARF
I dont know which is more nasty, him or the fact that he doesn’t have any sheets or a pillow case and the bed and pillow look hecka dirty….yuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!
I just put on clean sheets. You want “take a nap”?
ALL I CAN SAY Is ALL YALL ARE HATERS