Children’s Book Fail

Posted on January 16th, 2012


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    1. omgitsme says:

      I have seen way too much porn to know where this is going…

      • britishgirl says:

        The one who drew this was obviously on drugs………I’m studying Art next years so I know what i’m talking about. He drew this when he was on something, otherwise he’s perverted.

      • omgitsme says:

        Well, from the words on the page I would have to guess it is French and well, you never know what you are going to get with the French. I do have to think you are right though. No one, other than someone with a fetish for this sort of thing would ever draw this, or they were on a massive dose of LSD.

      • Titty Bumstocking says:

        @britishgirl
        Some simple steps that should assist you in coming to some life-changing realisations:
        A) Do some drugs.
        B) Actually study art (rather than enrolling on a course and believing that that is sufficient)
        C) Review your prior statement.

    2. Ian says:

      Is this one of those kids books where you choose your own adventure?

    3. Bentley says:

      WTF WTF WTF i hate zoo sex

    4. Knoblauch says:

      1 guy, 1 horse.

    5. MachoMan says:

      Ha this is so wrong, they knew what they were doing when they drew this

    6. Keith says:

      That’s not a fail, it’s some french biology science book showing the similarities between mammal limb bones. Plus it also teaches the proper posture to get boned by a horse.

      • intelllectual guy says:

        interesting, Do you know where i can purchase?

      • itsBaNaNaTiMe!! says:

        Thank you. People are so eager to make fun of something they don’t even take the time to know what they’re talking about.

      • Asreal says:

        Keith, thanks for saying so – I did wonder.

        Banana: this image is pretty fucked up either way, if you haven’t got a sense of humour why are you even on this site? =P

    7. Keith says:

      looks like if your going to get fucked by a horse right, you have to hold yourself up on your finger tips and tippy toes.

    8. Archerfan says:

      How long is that horse gonna drag that dead kid around on its schlong? Poor Timmy, he loved horses.

    9. Lexiface says:

      Ohhhh the memories………

    10. Lymbe says:

      So if this was an adult book would they use actual pictures?

    11. bmth ' says:

      What if they take a picture with a real horse and a real kid? we’d love that (????)

    12. Kill em All says:

      Yes it’s a french biology book, it means :

      “his knee is our wrist, his hock is our ankle, and his hooves are our fingernails.”

      “Horses are like us, they have arms and shoulders.”

    13. Sassy1 says:

      The Zoo people look it up. TRUE STORY

    14. Derpina says:

      French people are surprisingly loose with nudity and sex, so yeah…

    15. ron says:

      This is another completely legal picture of a horse and two girls from training manual.

      http://www.ssrichardmontgomery.com/download/nlink/2ghorse.jpg

    16. StinkFist says:

      “The Wonderous Adventures of Mr. Hands”

    17. Asreal says:

      MANBEARHORSE!!

      IM SUPER SERIAL!!

    18. Nonhumanoid says:

      They could have positioned them differently. They didn’t have to do it horsey style!

    19. aledrozd says:

      You stupid american boys! ХА ХА! Россия!)))

    20. eweezee says:

      typical french riding under the horse!!!

    21. feffwfwfw says:

      dobree :D bk tylko małe dzieci nie widzą w tym żadnego podtekstu.

    22. Scaz says:

      Of course, this would be a French textbook. :)

    23. Kiwi says:

      Being in French, I’m just wondering WTF they are teaching kids in Quebec???

    24. Julia says:

      Heu well this is French, but I don’t understand why there is a lesson about the horse’s atonomy, I never never learnt it…
      It means that the horses have the same bones that the humans, it shows us the similarities between animals…

      (And no, we’re not “surprisingly loose with nudity and sex”, I find it was shocking too, but how funny! ^^)


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