Assignment Fail

Posted on January 19th, 2012


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    1. Primus says:

      How do you even explain this?

    2. DopeShow says:

      Low sperm count. lol

    3. johnny says:

      I don’t get it, all the answers are correct. What am I looking at? Who wrote cum time, the student? What is it supposed to mean?

    4. Frank gallagher says:

      thats pervert :D

    5. Doomonu says:

      It looks like it was part of the paper but the person who made it failed the 3rd grade.

    6. Kate says:

      It’s good they know how to multiply but how young are they teaching multiplication now a days? Are they teaching it to kindergartners or first graders? The hand writing looks like it came from a seven year old. If so, that would be great! We didn’t learn how to multiply until the third grade. Good for them, math WIN!

      • Mohammed 69's Jesus says:

        really? this was first grade in my day….

      • Mohammed 69's Jesus says:

        but they didnt have the sexual connotations in there…. I dont care how much of a whiz you are…. math will not get you off. LOL

      • StompAround says:

        Hell most animals are born with an innate sense of how to multiply that unlocks around sexual maturity…………..

      • Fred says:

        StompAround, I agree with your hypothesis, and I would consider it an axiom. But why multiplication tables? Though, a table will work in a pinch, I prefer my sex swing.

    7. DooDoo Brown says:

      Cum Time, multiplication, I see they are trying to insert a little sex ed during math. – Get the lame attempt at a joke?? HA!

    8. Keith says:

      So is the Student expected to masturbate while completing the math problems? That would be an interesting test with a classroom of masturbating students concentrating on math problems. My kind of class.

    9. Amanda says:

      this would be a dead teacher lol

    10. bill says:

      ok thats it mohammed 69 dude your user name pisses me off. Thats very fucking offensive to me. you shouldn’t make fun of jesus like that i don’t care what religion you are or if your atheist its fucked up to make fun of any religion, online anyways…

      • austin says:

        Shut up. Nobody cares if it insults anyone. Who cares if it is jesus. Notice how you didn’t complain about insulting mohammed. The biggest issue, though, is that you need to get a sense of humor. It was meant ans a joke, and it is rather funny.

      • Spankorama says:

        …because ONE of these many imaginary friends might turn out to be real!
        But, they could just forgive you, so no biggie.

      • Lymbe says:

        And why didn’t you write the whole name? It’s Mohammed 69′s Jesus for fuck sake!
        Oh wait, is it “Don’t type the Lord’s name in vain!”?

      • Fred says:

        I’m offended by everything. Now, since I stated that fact, I think it would be politically correct for everyone to stop commenting here…except me.

      • LoserGirlZombie says:

        “its fucked up to make fun of any religion, online anyways…” so can I do it in person?

    11. Buck Nekkid says:

      Freedom of speech ladies, it’s called freedom of speech….

    12. dischordlane says:

      Teachers need to be mindful of what they put in front of children. Had my daughters or son brought this home, there would be hell to pay.

    13. Anonymous says:

      When I was in 5th grade, my teacher would put Cum Test.
      In her mind, it meant Cumulative Test.
      So maybe thats what it meant?

    14. Papa Smurf says:

      I think I know the fail the kid forgot to cum finish their last problem….8*7

    15. SickODaniel says:

      8*7=56 kiddo

    16. james says:

      Ummm, could someone explain to me what Cum Time was suppossed to say?

    17. Teatz says:

      It’s cum time ,and when the guy cums..they multiply..

    18. el primo says:

      falso pendejos de fail se tragan todo estos pendejos.
      putos los de fail.

    19. 2lolo says:

      SPR808, Homework……

    20. Yep says:

      Followed shortly thereafter by sleepy time.

    21. Pressto says:

      Who has really failed is all the people who don’t know the real definition of the word and only know it’s slang meaning.

    22. Bertha says:

      Is this only in Holmes elementary? My daughter gets the same copy!


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