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What’s with the laugh track?
Cats are the cunts of the animal kingdom. Smug, arrogant, furry bastards. Think they’re too good to lick Nutella off my penis.
@Nicky, You’re Back!!! You sick FUCK!!!!
Anytime I see Nicky No Name, I read with anticipation of a funny comment. Anytime I see 2lolo, I think, “here we go, another comment fail from a wanna be comedian.” 2lolo, your comments are dim witted and forced. If I was a bird, you would be the first person I shit on.
The sad thing is I wasn’t even trying to be funny tough.
I feel your pain Rubber Chicken!!
The dog reminds me of 2lolo.
nickynoname and 2lolo are the same people, hes skitzo
Thanks RubberChicken… it’s true though, I wasn’t joking. Cats are very fussy about what they lick off a penis. Even with the fishy odour, they still aren’t interested. As for 2lolo and I being one and the same, I can’t rule it out. But I’m pretty sure that I’m just a figment of Fred’s imagination. Although I suppose if that were really true, I’d be a 15yo Japanese girl.
I told you people, Cats are Evil…E-V-I-L.
The only thing they want is to eliminate you little by little, or run away and never come back after their master treated them as kings.
It’s true. Cats think they’re better than you. And like I always say, if cats were big enough, they’d kill you and everyone you love. Really rough tongues too. Hardly worth the hours spent soaking my nut-sack in tuna brine.
Admit it nicky hhalf of these accounts are you you skitzo
and about your problem, try Strawberry Jam, they love that shit Bro.
Well, now that I think about it…ya know…you don’t look half bad as a 15 year old Japanese girl, Nick.
If I was a 15yo Jap girl, I’d have better things to do than procrastinate online. Such as exploring my blossoming sexuality and getting raped by monsters with 7 penises (my knowledge of Japanese girls is based largely on hentain porn). Oh, and thanks for the jam tip but I find it attracts ants and my crabs don’t like them.
Hentai*
I just got a massive erection thinking about spreading nutella all over my nutsack. I take yoga, so i can lick it off myself.
Glad you corrected that cause I thought you meant Haitian porn and I was severely confused.
BTW: You make a good point and alot to think about while I lay in bed tonight about the “If I was a 15yo Jap girl” thingy, Nick. Thanks.
I’m like the Yoda of wanking.
Lick nutella off your nuts?
Cats mistake them for some kind of toy, to be be playfully clawed at and chewed upon. Difficult to explain those injuries to the paramedics. Again.
NO means NO!!
HAHAHAHa awsome ! That cat beated the crap out of that dog
Your powers of observation are amazing, is that a learned skill or are you just naturally gifted?
Your powers of smuggness are amazing Ian, is that learned or are you copying from me?
I’ll take full responsibility.
What an UGLY dog…
your mom is ugly!
Kitty bitchslap. “dafuq away from me, GFTO muthafucka”
lol awwww love the doggy; beautiful animals