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By jason in People Fail on January 20, 2012
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An angry handy-J in exchange for some McNuggets sounds reasonable to me. I’d even offer a BJ for a BigMac and fries.
You expect me to swallow that?
You’re over priced Nicky.
Ok then, just the BigMac AND I will gargle the marbles. Can’t say fairer than that.
What would you do for a mcflurry?! Lol
lol ladies and gentlemen… Nicky No Name… negotiator extraordinaire!
A McFlurry buys you 2 Cleveland Steamers and a Polish Bike-ride. I sure can negotiate.
Vill you do ze German Autobahn for a McMuffin?
What kinda fag goes running to the cops to report that? what a douche… let the girl get her nugget on.
well, the question remains..was she hot? maybe thats what is important here..
If she was HOTT we wouldn’t be reading about her and she would have a belly full of nuggets and some special sauce .
I bet she uses sweet n sour as lube.
This is like the sexual harassment issue. Goodlooking guys (like myself) can make sexual innuendos to women with no problem. But if some poor, ugly, goofy fuck (like 2lolo) makes a pass at a girl, then it’s “SEXUAL HARASSMENT! SEXUAL HARASSMENT!”.
Are you sure about that , Fred? You should upload a picture of yourself, just to make sure you’re not a 39 years old bearded pedobear living with his mother and stalking kids on the playground.
Damn. I was afraid someone would call me on that.
They are good, though……
I wish my wife would give me sex just for nuggets
Bahahaha. My suggestion is get “nuggets” tattooed on your ball sack, problem solved.
Personally, I’d be ashamed to turn her in or arrest her after I was too sorry to buy her some fucking McNuggets.
that might of been the plan the whole time.
who would want to have sex with a fat bitch like that anyway!?
a dick suck for some nuggets? Really 99cents and this cheap bastard couldnt take her to the bathroom gloryhole style and make the exchange? hell the change in his pocket would have gotten her closer to some friggin nuggets. Where else do you come across Blowjobs for 99cents? even the shadiest titty bars with a sale dont go that low.
Thats it no more nuggets for me, they’re obviously putting crack in them!
I can see her sign now…..WILL TUG IT FOR MCNUGGET!
u think u see it all but then the Americans just surprise u again ..lmao those cunts r just unbelievable ..the USA army is shit ..the ppl are shit the only reason they can get by in life is coz they r a the spawn from england ..
I’ve been to England. The whores there on average are worse than here, especially when it comes to the teeth. Just ask Jack the Ripper! >:)
Meanwhile you friggin Brits can’t even keep your teeth white much less a full set. I won’t even continue. I’m disgusted by the country bashing that happens on here. Same shot happens there only you bloody fucking wanks can’t pull your cocks outta sheep long enough to report a story much less read it
Scuse me ? Yeah , there is some bad teeth people…europeans have that tendency to smoke , then get cancer, then fight it, then smoke again…see what I did there?
Not the first time someone got fucked at MacDs…
must have been black.
Sounds like stripper I once took a delivery to in the long long ago. It was a $10 order, and she offered a lap dance in exchange for food. She was 40-50ish, short, fat wrinkled, dirty thong and looked like E.T.
Any woman that desperate had to be scary looking, drunk and on drugs!
Personally, I wouldn’t let a crackhead anywhere near my junk, even for McNuggets. Have you seen their teeth?!? It’s like they have British or deep South (Tennessee/Arkansas) ancestry crossed with a chainsaw or two somewhere in their genealogy.
a blow job for a chicken nugget hell yeah
honestly if they didn’t want here going around and doing that just give her some cash don’t report her wtf
Yeah your daughter should never of been arrested! She is making a an honest living sucking the sauce to get sum nuggets!
who wouldn’t give someone a hand job for some nuggets there the shit
I dick dipped in some McFlurry sounds good right now any takers?
that shows how fucked up we are
I wonder what’s she’d do for a klondike bar I wonder if I could pay her in gum hahahahaha
Given how crap McD’s food is, you gotta question what the quality of the root in exchange for them woulda been
It would be so much easier just to buy a Big Mac and fuck it good. You won’t need lube and won’t get AIDS this way.
Okay maybe you can get some mild STDs, clown food is such a gamble.
So what’s the going rate for a 20 piece these days?