Epic Beautification Fail

Posted on January 21st, 2012


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    1. The Toad says:

      EWWWWW!!!

    2. Sweet_Jebus says:

      I’d bang her.

    3. JJ says:

      her nails! thats nasty.

    4. Sin says:

      Maybe with a bag over her head.

    5. Bromaz says:

      She’s trying hard to do a duck face, even if she now can’t have any expression.

    6. DXGypsy says:

      It angers and saddens me that women actually want to look like this.

      …but yeah, I’d smash it too.

      • Kuhdooph says:

        I agree. I wouldn’t do it in a nice way though. I’d do it in a way where every hole would be broked for a few weeks

    7. GH says:

      LOL Sweet_Jebus

    8. cumshotjuice says:

      not again

      • derp says:

        at first i thought your user name said “cumshot justice”, which i thought was funny, and am going to use.

    9. InEeDaNaMe says:

      Shes gotta give good head with those lips…. Just sayin

    10. DAMNIT says:

      Mother of god.

    11. The Dean says:

      I bet she sucks a mean dick, haha

    12. HAHA_FAIL!! says:

      wonder if she thinks shes cute?

    13. Smurfette says:

      Whorezy the clown!

    14. Vlabadingue says:

      Her nails scare me !

    15. asteadyrain says:

      Her nails look like pizza slices.

    16. MachoMan says:

      Wtf does she have around her neck? Did she kill a fox?

    17. lobs says:

      I ingested radium and she blew me. Ergo, neon lips.

    18. rosco says:

      Its a fuckin man ffs.

    19. El Chuzco says:

      Who told this behotche to put her lips in the birthday cake’s frosting?!?!?

    20. skittles1825 says:

      I always wondered what a female oompa loompa looked like, now I wish I would have never wondered.

    21. CooKieMoNSTeR says:

      It’s really sad that society has come to this as being what most would consider normal. Please don’t get me wrong, she’s cute… But CUTE AT MOST!
      What ever happened to natural beauty, when all a female had to do was maybe put on a little mascara powder and gloss and she was good to go?!
      -
      And for all the assholes that feel they must down every female over a size 5.. Here are a couple facts for you to ponder, since you don’t think big girls are “the norm”.

      -The average woman, married or single was a size 16.

      -Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 most of her life. That never stopped men from wanting her.

      ————————

      I really wish that people would stop judging others, making them feel bad or worse about themselves….
      Instead of trying to tear someone down… Try building them up for a change.

      • Turbo says:

        Don’t think you could build her up much more than that! As for you, if you stopped eating cookies you might not catch the flak you do.

      • ms. ninja warrior says:

        Marilyn monroe was NOT in anyway a size 16 at least by todays size standards. Of course some guys are going to say they’d fuck her when we should all be poking fun at the fact that her neon lips look like there going to explode and her eyebrows look as if she’s seen a ghost, but please let’s not insult poor marilyn just because a couple ppl would actually fuck this worn out barbie.

      • MissB says:

        Marilyn was never a size 16 by TODAY’s standards; sizes vary upwards of 3-4 sizes since the 1950s.

    22. poopr says:

      I’d probe her… anally…

    23. enomina says:

      looks a bit like a dude if you just stare at the face structure..

    24. Dyquen says:

      It’s funny most chicks who do this think this is a kissy face, when all its doing is helping guys imagine how good of a dick sucker they really are. This one looks like she is all show and no quality behind some head. bag the face and body could take a merciless fuckin tho.

    25. li'l bast says:

      poor thing

    26. Stephen W. says:

      Dude, that’s just neon make-up. She’s hot as HELL! Plus, can you imagine those nails scratching down your back, as she stares at you with those beautiful eyes? WAIT! This IS a GIRL, right?!!

    27. Oh N0 U D!dn't says:

      HAHAH She can’t even trim her fake nails right they look like ducks feet!

    28. Fred says:

      Future trophy wife of an 80 year old fuckwit that is so disgruntled all he can think about is screwing his family over and sitting around wishing he could screw this whooer(sic), too. In the mean time she’s in the bathehouse screwing Antonio. She knows which side her bread is buttered.

      • 2lolo says:

        @FRED, YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!!!! You used Butter to lube your “One Eye Monkey”

      • Fred says:

        And…so? WTF is your point? When you run out of Jergen’s, what do you use? Hell, on Thanksgiving I’ve used turkey fat. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

      • AlexandraDarko says:

        lmao, this is great, i have more fun reading comments than i do looking at the dumbshit.

    29. bill says:

      hmm… just take a bread saw and cut them two dog dicks sealed together of her face and she might be bangible.

    30. unknownah says:

      wauw….absolutely…goddamn….OMMFG…fail…

    31. Gonnaflyhigh says:

      Wouldn’t you like to put something between those lips

    32. Jeeba83 says:

      I hate this pic, and women who have to modify themselves to feel pretty! I bet she’d be a lot hotter or prettier with her natural hair color, natural lip color, natural nails, and natural eyebrows! I don’t believe in God, per se, but I do believe in nature and I like my chicks natural! Who wants to pork a Barbie doll?! Not me!

    33. Spanky says:

      All I’m gonna say is I do not find that attractive in the least. Besides who wants to be with a broad so insecure she is unrecognizable as a human any more

    34. Spanky says:

      Look more at home cleaning the algae off the side of my fish tank

    35. Nonhumanoid says:

      What species is that? Does it come with a paper sack for enhancement?

      Tone down the makeup and get rig of the nails. Not bad, just bad with that crap on.

    36. Keith says:

      Damn what a fucking clown. Look at those nails. How the fuck does she even wipe her ass with those nails.

    37. Shortridge Student says:

      I went to high school with this girl… i wish i could post a picture of what she looked like back then!!! hahahaha she is so busted now

    38. some random dude says:

      i seen the pic and wanted to run away.

    39. sable says:

      OMG!! she is so ugly, the only thing I like are her fan nails.. I want some fan nails.. poor dear she thinks she looks cute bless her heart…

    40. UpTheBum says:

      Beast has built in snort scoopers

    41. Latindiva says:

      What’s up with these girls and the duck face, Eeeewww, creepy!! They look like Chukie’s Bride……

    42. tylor says:

      she even has the duck bill stick on nails…


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