Product Fail

Posted on January 24th, 2012


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    1. Nicky No Name says:

      Although this is undoubtedly a ‘little whore make-up kit’, to be fair, most little girls like to play with make-up and it’s not really a fail. It’s just what kids do. The fail comes when pushy parents live vicariously through their offspring and parade them around on stage, like tiny hookers.

      • wezza says:

        so…. does that mean you want one?

      • Ian says:

        With a set of teeth like that, I would hate her to bite me. Is she related to a beaver by any chance?

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Every man wants a tiny hooker, to make their penis look bigger. So I need a reeaally tiny hooker. She has to be 18+ though. Sorry Fred. Beaver teeth are A-OK though.

      • InEeDaNaMe says:

        Nicky I agree… we call those prostitots

      • JK says:

        Nicky, just when I think you’re just here for the funnies, you say something profound that makes perfect sense. *narrows eyes* what’s your game!!!!

      • Nicky No Name says:

        I like to mix it up, keep people guessing… “is he gay?”, “is he a Nazi?”, “does he really let dogs lick Nutella off his man-meat??”… I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, encased in an enigma. With a very small penis.

    2. MachoMan says:

      Damn, poor kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down…

      • omgitsme says:

        lol, was thinking the exact same thing.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        @ omgitsme… no you wasnt

      • LP says:

        I was actually wondering how her features are so Peruvian Indian like and she’s got that blonde hair. I know blonde Peruvians but their features tend to be more European with the lighter hair. It’s a strange combo. Or maybe the poor kid is just ugly.

      • Lymbe says:

        “Poor kid” is so ugly because she’s splattered with make up. I mean it’s one thing to take mum’s lipstick and another to paint yourself like Diago the transvestite.

      • omgitsme says:

        Okay military, you got me. I didn’t think “poor kid” just “that kid” ^^

    3. me says:

      hey ugly is learned, this is an ugly learning kit

    4. BulletsAndBracelets says:

      This one was up here before- Fail on you Epic Fail!

    5. vic says:

      Its less pretty princess and more Jersey Shore grenade.

    6. Nonhumanoid says:

      It’s part of the Stupid Spoiled Whore set from Paris Hilton!

    7. Nonhumanoid says:

      Any parent that buys this for their daughter should be strangled with their own intestines!

    8. el primo says:

      me recago en los de fail.

    9. bh8ingu says:

      Epic Fail repost fail

    10. Spankorama says:

      The word missing from between ‘Pretty’ and ‘Princess’ is ‘Zombie’.

    11. Lexus says:

      That’s where they get the make-up for the show Toddlers and Tiaras.

    12. TheTruthHurts says:

      whore child win

    13. chris/formerlyfun says:

      They tried to make me go to rehab, but I say no, no, no…. Is it me or is she channeling a blonde Amy Winehouse?


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