Product Fail

Nicky No Name posted on January 24, 2012 at 5:06 am

Although this is undoubtedly a ‘little whore make-up kit’, to be fair, most little girls like to play with make-up and it’s not really a fail. It’s just what kids do. The fail comes when pushy parents live vicariously through their offspring and parade them around on stage, like tiny hookers.

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wezza posted on January 24, 2012 at 5:40 am
so…. does that mean you want one?
Ian posted on January 24, 2012 at 8:38 am
With a set of teeth like that, I would hate her to bite me. Is she related to a beaver by any chance?
Nicky No Name posted on January 24, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Every man wants a tiny hooker, to make their penis look bigger. So I need a reeaally tiny hooker. She has to be 18+ though. Sorry Fred. Beaver teeth are A-OK though.
InEeDaNaMe posted on January 24, 2012 at 5:20 pm
Nicky I agree… we call those prostitots
JK posted on January 24, 2012 at 8:27 pm
Nicky, just when I think you’re just here for the funnies, you say something profound that makes perfect sense. *narrows eyes* what’s your game!!!!
Nicky No Name posted on January 25, 2012 at 9:09 am
I like to mix it up, keep people guessing… “is he gay?”, “is he a Nazi?”, “does he really let dogs lick Nutella off his man-meat??”… I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, encased in an enigma. With a very small penis.

MachoMan posted on January 24, 2012 at 5:50 am

Damn, poor kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down…

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omgitsme posted on January 24, 2012 at 7:20 am
lol, was thinking the exact same thing.
militaryminded85 posted on January 24, 2012 at 1:59 pm
@ omgitsme… no you wasnt
LP posted on January 24, 2012 at 5:24 pm
I was actually wondering how her features are so Peruvian Indian like and she’s got that blonde hair. I know blonde Peruvians but their features tend to be more European with the lighter hair. It’s a strange combo. Or maybe the poor kid is just ugly.
Lymbe posted on January 24, 2012 at 7:34 pm
“Poor kid” is so ugly because she’s splattered with make up. I mean it’s one thing to take mum’s lipstick and another to paint yourself like Diago the transvestite.
omgitsme posted on January 24, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Okay military, you got me. I didn’t think “poor kid” just “that kid” ^^