Although this is undoubtedly a ‘little whore make-up kit’, to be fair, most little girls like to play with make-up and it’s not really a fail. It’s just what kids do. The fail comes when pushy parents live vicariously through their offspring and parade them around on stage, like tiny hookers.
so…. does that mean you want one?
With a set of teeth like that, I would hate her to bite me. Is she related to a beaver by any chance?
Every man wants a tiny hooker, to make their penis look bigger. So I need a reeaally tiny hooker. She has to be 18+ though. Sorry Fred. Beaver teeth are A-OK though.
Nicky I agree… we call those prostitots
Nicky, just when I think you’re just here for the funnies, you say something profound that makes perfect sense. *narrows eyes* what’s your game!!!!
I like to mix it up, keep people guessing… “is he gay?”, “is he a Nazi?”, “does he really let dogs lick Nutella off his man-meat??”… I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, encased in an enigma. With a very small penis.
Damn, poor kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down…
lol, was thinking the exact same thing.
@ omgitsme… no you wasnt
I was actually wondering how her features are so Peruvian Indian like and she’s got that blonde hair. I know blonde Peruvians but their features tend to be more European with the lighter hair. It’s a strange combo. Or maybe the poor kid is just ugly.
“Poor kid” is so ugly because she’s splattered with make up. I mean it’s one thing to take mum’s lipstick and another to paint yourself like Diago the transvestite.
Okay military, you got me. I didn’t think “poor kid” just “that kid” ^^
hey ugly is learned, this is an ugly learning kit
And some people are already blessed with that talent
This one was up here before- Fail on you Epic Fail!
Its less pretty princess and more Jersey Shore grenade.
It’s part of the Stupid Spoiled Whore set from Paris Hilton!
Any parent that buys this for their daughter should be strangled with their own intestines!
You are an ass hat
I agree with this. I would never buy it for my daughter!!
me recago en los de fail.
I know right?
Me no molesto el cato.
Epic Fail repost fail
The word missing from between ‘Pretty’ and ‘Princess’ is ‘Zombie’.
That’s where they get the make-up for the show Toddlers and Tiaras.
whore child win
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I say no, no, no…. Is it me or is she channeling a blonde Amy Winehouse?
“Face fail” more then a “Product Fail”….
The girl is beautiful. It’s the make-up that’s ugly.