Spider Baby Win

Posted on January 24th, 2012


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    1. Ian says:

      Where are the spider webs shooting from the kids wrists? that was a fail.

    2. me says:

      did i hear spanish on the tv, not much of a talent if it was

    3. Nicky No Name says:

      Those Mexicans sure can climb things (mostly the US border fence). Have to wonder though, what was the parent planning to do if the kid fell? I suspect the answer is “keep filming”.

    4. Jimmy Dean the Bean says:

      In America that video = 5 years in prison for child endangerment.

      On the Mexican side, it pays to train early for the boarder fence pole vault.

    5. Mike says:

      Nicky, that’s why I came to the comment section, was wondering if anyone else thought this with a huge gamble by the parents?

      If that kid fell, most likely his soft skull most likely would’ve whip-lashed onto the hard kitchen floor. Worth the risk? Permanent brain/psychological damage? Death?

      • Nicky No Name says:

        Very true. See, a lot of people think I’m a dick but that simply isn’t true… I’m all about child safety. And racism.

    6. Someone says:

      Listen, I am all about funny cute kids video. This one is not cute nor funny. Sure as well its not a win as you put it. It is huge fail on parenting side. What would have happened if the child fell? Who would parents blame? Its the same as usual, they will find someone else to blame, like high chair makers for not making it easy to climb into. Please! Parents stop filming your children doing shit like this. Its not funny or cute. You make yourself look like dumbasses.

    7. boneclincks says:

      I think it’s a reversed or something.

    8. Dante says:

      Wow you guys are fuckin’ stupid. That’s Portuguese not Spanish, fuckin’ morons. Obviously they are not Mexican. Typical American, stereotyping, ignorant dumbasses.

      • Probably American says:

        Is your own statement not stereotyping and ignorant in its own? On that note LOOK its Dora the Explorer on the left!!

      • Yep says:

        “Typical American, stereotyping, ignorant dumbasses- a Pocket Guide”
        From Mexico = Mexican
        From the Caribbean = Island Mexican
        From Central/South America = Jungle Mexican
        From Protugal/Spain = European Mexican (a.k.a the Mexican Dandy)
        Yes, from birth, ALL Americans are issued this handy guide Dante- you’ve stumbled upon the truth about all us “typical” Americans.*eyeroll*

      • Everlasting Gobstopper says:

        Reply win.

      • Lexus says:

        Dante, does anyone really care? I mean really. They all look the same.

    9. MachoMan says:

      If this doesn’t help him get laid I don’t know what will.

    10. fmhp says:

      That is a strong baby ! Also, Nicky No Name, you need to grow and brain and some balls !

      • Nicky No Name says:

        How about I develop some kind of a ball-brain, like a giant testicle with the power of advanced cognition? Not only would that satisfy your suggestion, it would also be great when a woman says “all men think with their dicks” and I could say “actually madam, I think with my balls”. The only question is, should I keep it in my head, or in my pants?? Decisions decisions.

    11. Gibson says:

      Parenting Fail

    12. SickODaniel says:

      future Bear Grylls?

    13. D'oh! says:

      … and if the chair had flipped over while “Spider Baby” was winning and mommy or daddy was holding the video camera it would have been a major parenting fail.

      • Ditsee says:

        I agree….while that was awesome, what parent would sit there with a camera and let their child do that??? Too close to a fail.

    14. Ha mother fker ha! says:

      Make sure they put him in wrestling..

    15. el primo says:

      putos los de fail.

    16. Lymbe says:

      Spider baby, spider baby
      get up on that crib already
      call him when you’re in a trap
      less he takes his morning nap

      Aaaaooooohhh, here comes the spider baby.

      • Fred says:

        Better copyright that so that when they make the movie they can’t shit you out of your money.

      • Lymbe says:

        That’s why I wrote the PG13 version. The actual one goes something like:

        Spider baby, spider baby,
        nigga climb that shit already
        call that motha if you’re trapped
        fuck, he takes his mornin nap
        Aaaaooooooooohhh, here comes the spider baby.

    17. Dante's a cunt says:

      I would have gone with “Parenting fail” for the title, but a cool kid none the less, also there are clearly 5 kinds of people, white, black, chinese, mexican and terrorist, also, thats the order of importance of the peoples too! hahaahhaahhahaha racism

    18. Dyquen says:

      I remember walking in on my kid doing this exact thing when she over heard me telling mommy dinner was ready. they are lil stunt artists, man

    19. great says:

      thats a strong baby doing pull ups

    20. James says:

      only mexicans can teach their kids to climb shit so young. and look, dora is right there beside him

    21. Where'sMyDamnPie!? says:

      Like a tiny boss.

    22. Lexus says:

      Parent fail


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