8 Year Old Win

Posted on January 26th, 2012


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    1. Alex says:

      im first so ? fk u

    2. Sixfeetunder says:

      ? Dafuq

      • OneDoesNotSimplyShitBrix says:

        Ah dat eez so easy to outdo hold on just grab mah beer for a sec… *plays random notes

    3. Brandi says:

      I’d say that is a girl win as well. :D

    4. Nicky No Name says:

      Kid’s got some good skills for her age n all but I can’t help but think she’d rather be out playing with her friends than practising solos for hours on end in daddy’s music room. Behind almost every talented child is a selfish, pushy parent. Makes me glad I never had any talent.

      • Whaaa?! says:

        You never really know… Eddie Van Halen just loved guitar, he would play till’ 3 am while his brother was out partying and shit. So no there isn’t a pushy parent behind every talented kid. If the kid actually loves music, he won’t need any pushing, I tell you from experience, never needed any pushing as a kid when learning piano or guitar, I just loved playing

        -Yeah man!@

      • jrock says:

        just stay in your parents basement and everything will be ok

      • devrim says:

        zoe and other kids get trained at Newbury Rock School . teachers especially leave time for kids to go out and play out in the garden etc.,like a normal kid.

      • Nicky No Name says:

        They do bad things to me in the basement. I don’t wanna talk about it.

      • Nicky No Name says:

        So, in addition to normal schooling, the child goes to another school during weekends and holidays? If you don’t like spending time with your kid, there’s always adoption.

      • EpicFail- says:

        Children don’t have to play guitar hours on end to be able to learn. A child’s mind a developing therefore it is easier for them to learn at such a young age. And I don’t think there is anything wrong with her playing the guitar here and there instead of going out. Maybe it wasn’t forced on her but was her choice to play. Children all have their different interest. Some like music, some prefer to cook..ect. :)

      • yo momma says:

        she didnt really do it some one else did that and recorded her them playing and them let her pretend to yall are freaking stupid dang

      • 2lolo says:

        NICKY,NICKY,NICKY!!!!! You must be very Confused……… You have a great talent…
        Just ask Fred.

      • Frenetik says:

        The Basemant…soo.darkk..and..lonely

      • Nicky No Name says:

        That’s true. Fred has seen me play the banjo many times. He visits my dark, lonely basement most days (<– that isn't a metaphor for anal sex by the way. Although it could be… "would you like to visit my dark, lonely basement?". Yeah. it works)

      • Kill em All says:

        Nicky, you do have a talent, you are actually one of the best trolls i’ve ever seen and trust me, i’ve seen a lot of trolls. That’s not nothing !

      • Nicky No Name says:

        I’m so proud of myself right now.

      • Fred says:

        Yes, Nick. 2lolo is correct. You have much talent. Please, don’t let it go to waste. Pick up your banjo and let your art flow. 2lolo stated that you’re confused and I agree with his “wisdom”. But as Confusedus once said, “Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.” So, I would say you’re halfway there.

      • Krowtten says:

        Nah, I’m sure she loves it man. :) And she probably has tons of friends to show it off to. She seems so sweet.

    5. Tired says:

      Quite a few mistakes but not bad for her age. Anyone able bodied can be trained to do it tbh.

    6. I Love Stratovarius says:

      Thats stratosphere !!!! AMAZING

    7. mike says:

      cant wait till she’s 15 or even 14 to make her suck my dick :)

      • Zoey says:

        Statutory Rape, Bro. O_O Even at 15. Or, 14. Lol! Unless you lack a conscience, of NOT getting into trouble. Or, no worry, and fear, she would go tell someone. x]

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      • John Wright says:

        Wow, Mike….there’s nothing wrong with you that a big black dick up your nancy-boy ass won’t cure.

      • NEXUZ! says:

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    8. lazygit says:

      46 seconds she stops playing but the music doesnt , lame fake

      • LALALAND says:

        you dumbass it’s a backing track or the original
        you hear her guitar stop and the backing track with drum and guitar go on
        when she starts playing again you can clearly hear her guitar
        but let me guess… you don’t play any instruments yourself?
        then of course you wouldn’t know any of this stuff
        her fingermovement is pretty damn good to be faking it
        but going online ripping on somebody talented is easy huh? :)
        suck it idiot!

    9. KingKong says:

      Hmmm… you sure you can’t even wait for 16? Filthy pedo.

    10. Zozo says:

      Best win ever!!,!,!

    11. Barricade says:

      FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!! If you listen at the beginning of the music the music starts before she “plays” the guitar. That’s a fail.

    12. Abby says:

      That is completely fake, you can tell because the guitar music started playing a slip second before she started.

    13. jurgen elias (colombia) says:

      the girl touch guitar perfect
      she play the same notes of the song
      she’s a prodigy of the music

    14. Clark says:

      fail parent atleast teach her some life skills that she can use like making sandwiches

    15. Winnie says:

      HAHA so there u are!! miss. “new-justina-beiber”…everybody ur looking at the 2014 hype

    16. tizaa says:

      song name???

    17. kg says:

      She’s in a band named the mini band, you can find their videos on youtube.

    18. Daniel says:

      Not Bad, but can you do ‘Smoke on the Water’? Yeah, that’s what I thought. :P

    19. joko says:

      i wonder how miserable your life is, nicky…. Tiny penis? or vag with a tiny penis?

      • Nicky No Name says:

        The correct term is “micro-penis” and I’m flattered that so many people on this site take time from their busy days to think of me. Really brightens up my otherwise miserable existence.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        i dont understand why everyone hates you nicky, i think alot of your shit is funny and on point..actually, i think i just answered my own question,… they hate you because you’re funny and on point…now i just have to find out why everyone hates me…. to the batmobile!!!

      • Fred says:

        I love everybody here, except 2lolo. He’s a dick and treats me so badly. I don’t understand what I’ve done to him.

    20. lol says:

      you are SICK MEN.SICK !!!!

    21. Oh Hai says:

      All that skill and she’s using to play shit. Need some Mark Knopfler riffs going on there

    22. Buster gonard says:

      Obviously there may be a little time lapse in these kind of vids, but why can’t people acceptshes got real talent, it would be easy to fake something like this but obviously to me it’s real, when I read remarks about sucking nobs and other sad comments I realise that there’s irony on this site in which most of the comments are the fails.. Just enjoy have a smile or whatever and as for I’m 1st bollocks, who gives a fuck, it will all be forgotten in a hour to most so all your pubescent kids go back to your xbox and play warcraft or some shooting game rather than abuse an eight year old with real talent.

    23. jackass says:

      they need to put her back where she belongs, in front of the kitchen sink washing some dishes

      • Windy deuce says:

        Yea, and tell that skank to put down the guitar and pick up a f’n vacuum!!! If she is that good with her hands she should be trained to give handies instead of music!!!

    24. Nicky Nicardo says:

      I taught her how to play !!

    25. ABC says:

      This site deserves the name epicfail.com. The funny and „fail“ part is not the video itself but the stupid failed comments. This is the true epic fail.

      Fail 01: „Behind almost every talented child is a selfish, pushy parent. Makes me glad I never had any talent.“
      Fail 02: „just stay in your parents basement and everything will be ok“
      Fail 03: „she didnt really do it some one else did that and recorded her them playing and them let her pretend to yall are freaking stupid dang“
      Fail 04: „cant wait till she’s 15 or even 14 to make her suck my dick “
      Fail 05: „46 seconds she stops playing but the music doesnt , lame fake“
      Mega stupid fail 05: „FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!! If you listen at the beginning of the music the music starts before she “plays” the guitar. That’s a fail.“
      Mega stupid fail 06: „And where is the drumming coming from. you see drums behind her but no one is playing.“ :-D
      Fail 07: „That is completely fake, you can tell because the guitar music started playing a slip second before she started.“
      Fail 08: „fail parent atleast teach her some life skills that she can use like making sandwiches“
      Fail 09: „they need to put her back where she belongs, in front of the kitchen sink washing some dishes“

      True: „most of the comments are the fails…“

      • Alex says:

        you are an idiot, several of those are sarcasm, so YOU fail at life and also at being sarcastic, next time don’t talk

    26. james says:

      ^ biggest fail of all…ever heared of a backing track mate? well i suppose thats what you get when you listen without speakers or 1 headphone :L:L

    27. bestkidd says:

      okay at first i thought cool, but watch it about haf way in you can tell it’s faked. nice try though daddy get her a barbie.

    28. Jon says:

      1000 tough guys did just loose their cocks

    29. Thomas says:

      clearly the kid is not actually playing, look when she stops the music keeps going….lame

    30. Barry says:

      Jesus Christ! I freak out when I have to use the blue buttons on guitar hero. This little girl has some talent, no doubt about that. And to my neighbours to the south (aka Americans) your education system is failing your entire nation. Not one of you backward, bucktoothed, three hundred pounders has a fucking clue how to use the English language. Disgusting. Especially when you have a built in spell checker for fuck’s sake. Land of smart weapons and stupid, stupid people.

    31. Corey says:

      parent must be vary happy

    32. Vader545 says:

      Last Fuck you!!!!

    33. chris says:

      omgwow


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