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    1. Ah dat eez so easy to outdo hold on just grab mah beer for a sec… *plays random notes

  1. Kid’s got some good skills for her age n all but I can’t help but think she’d rather be out playing with her friends than practising solos for hours on end in daddy’s music room. Behind almost every talented child is a selfish, pushy parent. Makes me glad I never had any talent.

    1. You never really know… Eddie Van Halen just loved guitar, he would play till’ 3 am while his brother was out partying and shit. So no there isn’t a pushy parent behind every talented kid. If the kid actually loves music, he won’t need any pushing, I tell you from experience, never needed any pushing as a kid when learning piano or guitar, I just loved playing

      -Yeah [email protected]

    2. zoe and other kids get trained at Newbury Rock School . teachers especially leave time for kids to go out and play out in the garden etc.,like a normal kid.

    3. So, in addition to normal schooling, the child goes to another school during weekends and holidays? If you don’t like spending time with your kid, there’s always adoption.

    4. Children don’t have to play guitar hours on end to be able to learn. A child’s mind a developing therefore it is easier for them to learn at such a young age. And I don’t think there is anything wrong with her playing the guitar here and there instead of going out. Maybe it wasn’t forced on her but was her choice to play. Children all have their different interest. Some like music, some prefer to cook..ect. πŸ™‚

    5. she didnt really do it some one else did that and recorded her them playing and them let her pretend to yall are freaking stupid dang

    6. That’s true. Fred has seen me play the banjo many times. He visits my dark, lonely basement most days (<– that isn't a metaphor for anal sex by the way. Although it could be… "would you like to visit my dark, lonely basement?". Yeah. it works)

    7. Nicky, you do have a talent, you are actually one of the best trolls i’ve ever seen and trust me, i’ve seen a lot of trolls. That’s not nothing !

    8. Yes, Nick. 2lolo is correct. You have much talent. Please, don’t let it go to waste. Pick up your banjo and let your art flow. 2lolo stated that you’re confused and I agree with his “wisdom”. But as Confusedus once said, “Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.” So, I would say you’re halfway there.

    9. Nah, I’m sure she loves it man. πŸ™‚ And she probably has tons of friends to show it off to. She seems so sweet.

    1. Statutory Rape, Bro. O_O Even at 15. Or, 14. Lol! Unless you lack a conscience, of NOT getting into trouble. Or, no worry, and fear, she would go tell someone. x]

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    3. Wow, Mike….there’s nothing wrong with you that a big black dick up your nancy-boy ass won’t cure.

    1. you dumbass it’s a backing track or the original
      you hear her guitar stop and the backing track with drum and guitar go on
      when she starts playing again you can clearly hear her guitar
      but let me guess… you don’t play any instruments yourself?
      then of course you wouldn’t know any of this stuff
      her fingermovement is pretty damn good to be faking it
      but going online ripping on somebody talented is easy huh? πŸ™‚
      suck it idiot!

  2. FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!! If you listen at the beginning of the music the music starts before she “plays” the guitar. That’s a fail.

    1. She’s playing to a backing track which has a guitar part that she’s clearly playing over. If she’s faking, then she’s doing an amazing job of making her finger movements match up to the inconsistencies and vibrato in the ‘recording’.

      Paranoia fail. EVERYTHINGS BE FAKESIS! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE! AAARRRGHH FAKES!

    1. The correct term is “micro-penis” and I’m flattered that so many people on this site take time from their busy days to think of me. Really brightens up my otherwise miserable existence.

    2. i dont understand why everyone hates you nicky, i think alot of your shit is funny and on point..actually, i think i just answered my own question,… they hate you because you’re funny and on point…now i just have to find out why everyone hates me…. to the batmobile!!!

    3. I love everybody here, except 2lolo. He’s a dick and treats me so badly. I don’t understand what I’ve done to him.

  3. Obviously there may be a little time lapse in these kind of vids, but why can’t people acceptshes got real talent, it would be easy to fake something like this but obviously to me it’s real, when I read remarks about sucking nobs and other sad comments I realise that there’s irony on this site in which most of the comments are the fails.. Just enjoy have a smile or whatever and as for I’m 1st bollocks, who gives a fuck, it will all be forgotten in a hour to most so all your pubescent kids go back to your xbox and play warcraft or some shooting game rather than abuse an eight year old with real talent.

    1. Yea, and tell that skank to put down the guitar and pick up a f’n vacuum!!! If she is that good with her hands she should be trained to give handies instead of music!!!

  4. This site deserves the name epicfail.com. The funny and β€žfailβ€œ part is not the video itself but the stupid failed comments. This is the true epic fail.

    Fail 01: β€žBehind almost every talented child is a selfish, pushy parent. Makes me glad I never had any talent.β€œ
    Fail 02: β€žjust stay in your parents basement and everything will be okβ€œ
    Fail 03: β€žshe didnt really do it some one else did that and recorded her them playing and them let her pretend to yall are freaking stupid dangβ€œ
    Fail 04: β€žcant wait till she’s 15 or even 14 to make her suck my dick β€œ
    Fail 05: β€ž46 seconds she stops playing but the music doesnt , lame fakeβ€œ
    Mega stupid fail 05: β€žFAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!! If you listen at the beginning of the music the music starts before she β€œplays” the guitar. That’s a fail.β€œ
    Mega stupid fail 06: β€žAnd where is the drumming coming from. you see drums behind her but no one is playing.β€œ πŸ˜€
    Fail 07: β€žThat is completely fake, you can tell because the guitar music started playing a slip second before she started.β€œ
    Fail 08: β€žfail parent atleast teach her some life skills that she can use like making sandwichesβ€œ
    Fail 09: β€žthey need to put her back where she belongs, in front of the kitchen sink washing some dishesβ€œ

    True: β€žmost of the comments are the fails…β€œ

    1. you are an idiot, several of those are sarcasm, so YOU fail at life and also at being sarcastic, next time don’t talk

  5. ^ biggest fail of all…ever heared of a backing track mate? well i suppose thats what you get when you listen without speakers or 1 headphone :L:L

  6. okay at first i thought cool, but watch it about haf way in you can tell it’s faked. nice try though daddy get her a barbie.

  7. Jesus Christ! I freak out when I have to use the blue buttons on guitar hero. This little girl has some talent, no doubt about that. And to my neighbours to the south (aka Americans) your education system is failing your entire nation. Not one of you backward, bucktoothed, three hundred pounders has a fucking clue how to use the English language. Disgusting. Especially when you have a built in spell checker for fuck’s sake. Land of smart weapons and stupid, stupid people.

  8. For all of you leaving sick and debauchery inclined posts on a video of an 8 year old kid playing guitar, shame on you. It is absolutely disgusting to say the things you said and you should be labelled sex offenders (if you haven’t been already). Second, for any of you to say this kid is forced to play, none of you know what it is to have inspiration at that age. Therefore, most (if not all) of you are probably those people now in there mid 20’s or older who have no creative outlets and just pick a drug and ride the wave. Good for you. You’re part of the useless populace and you can all keep looking in the mirror reassuring yourself you have a future when you don’t, especially when you’re downing an 8 yr old. She has a future, whereas, the rest of you nay saying freaks do not. ermahgerd, facerolled.

  9. oh and, just because the audio and video isn’t quantized, doesn’t mean she isn’t playing. i can hear her mistakes. derp derp.

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