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  1. LMMFAO! Shake it off buddy.. Next time try to be a little more sensitive when you tell him he’s got too much junk in the trunk!~

  2. Really to the girl video taping? Did you just asked what happened and did he hit you as you filmed it? You must be blonde!!! To the guy walking by the elephant. You are a dumb ass. Just saying……

  3. I AM FIRST :))))))))))) FINALLY I AM FIRSTTTTT !!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRSTTTTT I MADE ITTT IM FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!! :))))) THIS VID IS FUNNY. but I AM FIRSTT !!

    1. lol, you spent so much time on your bragging that someone beat you to it! which is somehow better than actually being first, because it makes us all laugh.

    1. Naw, you can’t teach turds like this anything. Next he’ll be in the Serengetti, walking up to a lion, saying “Here kitty, kitty, kitty”. Which is why I’m for leaving Natural Selection alone.

    1. I was referring to the mushroom-stamping technique used by Dildo the Elephant. Not that Dildo’s style is flawed, it’s just a little underwhelming to a professional mushroom-stamper such as myself.

  4. Vid quality has dropped so much lately that I was expecting the elephant would maybe go shy and turn tail or something.
    But that was fuckin AWSOMEEE ‘he growled’

  5. You just gotta love Dumbo for his beautiful technique, hard and fast; a pity friendly-nature-guy wasn’t KO, it would have been a fine result: knock out in the first round. Taped by Blondie. Anyway Dumbo wins on points big time.

  6. I could tell the elephant wasn’t confortable with the presence of a human by the flapping of his ears. It means he was probably scared.

  7. Looks like he never watched Animal Planet to know that if an Elephant is flapping/has its ears out, it sees you as a threat.

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