LMMFAO! Shake it off buddy.. Next time try to be a little more sensitive when you tell him he’s got too much junk in the trunk!~
NOOOOOOOO FUK YOU COOKIEMONSTER. OMGGGGGGGG FUCK YOU I WAS FIRST.
Really to the girl video taping? Did you just asked what happened and did he hit you as you filmed it? You must be blonde!!! To the guy walking by the elephant. You are a dumb ass. Just saying……
I AM FIRST )))))))))) FINALLY I AM FIRSTTTTT !!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRSTTTTT I MADE ITTT IM FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!! )))) THIS VID IS FUNNY. but I AM FIRSTT !!
lmao! 11mins later. Fail
lol, you spent so much time on your bragging that someone beat you to it! which is somehow better than actually being first, because it makes us all laugh.
Haha what a douche, maybe next time he will learn not to mess with mother fucking nature.
Naw, you can’t teach turds like this anything. Next he’ll be in the Serengetti, walking up to a lion, saying “Here kitty, kitty, kitty”. Which is why I’m for leaving Natural Selection alone.
meh, I do this to hookers all the time.
I was referring to the mushroom-stamping technique used by Dildo the Elephant. Not that Dildo’s style is flawed, it’s just a little underwhelming to a professional mushroom-stamper such as myself.
derp likes this.
Vid quality has dropped so much lately that I was expecting the elephant would maybe go shy and turn tail or something.
But that was fuckin AWSOMEEE ‘he growled’
Magical communion with nature.
“Did he hit you?” No, he got bitch slapped by nature. Don’t fuck with animals!
You just gotta love Dumbo for his beautiful technique, hard and fast; a pity friendly-nature-guy wasn’t KO, it would have been a fine result: knock out in the first round. Taped by Blondie. Anyway Dumbo wins on points big time.
He died of a blood clot to his brain later.
It’s true, he really died
I could tell the elephant wasn’t confortable with the presence of a human by the flapping of his ears. It means he was probably scared.
HEADSHOT!!!!! ELEPHANT WIN!
DAMN! NATURE YOU SCARY
LIKE A FUCKING DUMMY !!! LOL
Looks like he never watched Animal Planet to know that if an Elephant is flapping/has its ears out, it sees you as a threat.
Nice right hook……….
It is flapping his ears, everyone knows that is an aggressive behaviour
for his next trick he will try to pet a tiger…what will happen then…
I’ve done that with the trunk in my pants before