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    1. It’s fucked up she photo shopped herself but if you guys think that’s fat… you must have a small dick

    2. I just can’t wait till they get on the “Photoshopping Their Cunts” fashion trend. I see it on the horizon.

  1. It’s true that working out helps you look good but there are some things that no amount of exercise can change… like my small penis. No matter how much I tug on it, it just doesn’t seem to grow. And Sarah Jessica Parker’s face. That can’t be helped either.

    1. LMFAO!!!!! Sarah Jessica Parker… how the fuck did that ugly bitch ever become famous? She must have sucked a lot of mean cock. As Peter Griffin says “…and her face looks like a foot”.
      Nicky, there are penile exorcises that you can do that will help the girth, but you will need to get some ass fat and ass skin moved to make your dick any bigger.

    2. POOR NICKY

      Some people are picking on you.. It’s Ok. You have your girlfriend Fred and Rubber Chicken… And your Wife Ian.. As you know Fred love it hard up his poop shoot…
      Rubber Chicken can suck the paint off a car. Ian is great for any thing.

    3. See! LOL!, There you go again 2lolo. Do you always have to sound like a 16 year old Guatemalan boy with an English translating device? If EpicFail was ever looking for comment fails, all they’d have to do is read 2lolos archive. You can get rid of a cold, but the “2lolo syndrome” lasts forever … Come up with something original … impress me for once. Btw, “Anything” is one word. =)

    4. @derp it’s ‘jelqing’… and I think it only works if you have the girth to spare because it seems to me it would be an unwanted tradeoff. I personally would rather be able to knock the walls out of a tuna can than hit the bottom of it.

    5. Have you seen a tuna can? I’m just wondering because it’s about 2-3 inches deep. So basically you would have a 2.5 inch cock with a girth the size of an english muffin, which would be indeed, fucked up. Please re-evaluate this notion. =)

    6. @TheRubberChicken… you don’t say. I guess I really should have thought that one out or at least googled an image of a tuna can before using it as a reference in an exaggerated example for comedic effect.

    1. actually she really looks like that
      you can google her
      her name is MARIPILY.
      she’s from puerto rico

  2. She’s still got a FAT MOUND on her, though. After a little bleaching and douching, I might just lay my forehead on it for awhile. 😛

  3. THATS MARIPILY RIVERA THERS ONLY A LIL OF PHOTOSHOP SHES LIKE THAT IN REAL PERSON GOOGLE HER AND @MARIPILYRIVERA… HATERS IN THIS PAGE!!!! AND THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS ON THIS PAGE IS STUPID!!!!!!

    1. So what you are saying is that her amount of beauty makes space curve around her?
      She looks nice boy i still vote for shopped.

  4. I know her, she is Maripily Rivera. She is the most dumbest Puerto Ricans in the world, then again all puerto ricans are but she takes the cake. I mean, who the hell says “CHICKEN tuna” (in spanish: Tuna de pollo)

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