It’s true that working out helps you look good but there are some things that no amount of exercise can change… like my small penis. No matter how much I tug on it, it just doesn’t seem to grow. And Sarah Jessica Parker’s face. That can’t be helped either.
LMFAO!!!!! Sarah Jessica Parker… how the fuck did that ugly bitch ever become famous? She must have sucked a lot of mean cock. As Peter Griffin says “…and her face looks like a foot”.
Nicky, there are penile exorcises that you can do that will help the girth, but you will need to get some ass fat and ass skin moved to make your dick any bigger.
Some people are picking on you.. It’s Ok. You have your girlfriend Fred and Rubber Chicken… And your Wife Ian.. As you know Fred love it hard up his poop shoot…
Rubber Chicken can suck the paint off a car. Ian is great for any thing.
See! LOL!, There you go again 2lolo. Do you always have to sound like a 16 year old Guatemalan boy with an English translating device? If EpicFail was ever looking for comment fails, all they’d have to do is read 2lolos archive. You can get rid of a cold, but the “2lolo syndrome” lasts forever … Come up with something original … impress me for once. Btw, “Anything” is one word. =)
@derp it’s ‘jelqing’… and I think it only works if you have the girth to spare because it seems to me it would be an unwanted tradeoff. I personally would rather be able to knock the walls out of a tuna can than hit the bottom of it.
Have you seen a tuna can? I’m just wondering because it’s about 2-3 inches deep. So basically you would have a 2.5 inch cock with a girth the size of an english muffin, which would be indeed, fucked up. Please re-evaluate this notion. =)
@TheRubberChicken… you don’t say. I guess I really should have thought that one out or at least googled an image of a tuna can before using it as a reference in an exaggerated example for comedic effect.
THATS MARIPILY RIVERA THERS ONLY A LIL OF PHOTOSHOP SHES LIKE THAT IN REAL PERSON GOOGLE HER AND @MARIPILYRIVERA… HATERS IN THIS PAGE!!!! AND THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS ON THIS PAGE IS STUPID!!!!!!
I would still hit that…
me too got no problem all night long even with fail like this one
I’d make her drop a few lbs first.
I’d rail it, but only if it didn’t ask for a relationship.
wow, you bang fat chicks? i respect you, bro.
It’s fucked up she photo shopped herself but if you guys think that’s fat… you must have a small dick
photoshopped or not she is still fine as hell
Comay!!! la burra
I just can’t wait till they get on the “Photoshopping Their Cunts” fashion trend. I see it on the horizon.
lol fred…. not sure what you want photo shopped but that shit is funny!!
I prefer her this way, don’t ruin it for me.
she bends space n time… wow!
lmao! good one.
Thats Maripily Rivera very famous Puerto Rican model, also very stupid one.
lol I cant believe she is here in EPICFAIL…her brain is an real epic fail….
Her brain is more of an epic fail than this picture,,,
3rd
It’s true that working out helps you look good but there are some things that no amount of exercise can change… like my small penis. No matter how much I tug on it, it just doesn’t seem to grow. And Sarah Jessica Parker’s face. That can’t be helped either.
LMFAO!!!!! Sarah Jessica Parker… how the fuck did that ugly bitch ever become famous? She must have sucked a lot of mean cock. As Peter Griffin says “…and her face looks like a foot”.
Nicky, there are penile exorcises that you can do that will help the girth, but you will need to get some ass fat and ass skin moved to make your dick any bigger.
POOR NICKY
Some people are picking on you.. It’s Ok. You have your girlfriend Fred and Rubber Chicken… And your Wife Ian.. As you know Fred love it hard up his poop shoot…
Rubber Chicken can suck the paint off a car. Ian is great for any thing.
See! LOL!, There you go again 2lolo. Do you always have to sound like a 16 year old Guatemalan boy with an English translating device? If EpicFail was ever looking for comment fails, all they’d have to do is read 2lolos archive. You can get rid of a cold, but the “2lolo syndrome” lasts forever … Come up with something original … impress me for once. Btw, “Anything” is one word. =)
not true. look up “Jelquing”.
This happens to be the most funniest comment I ever seen on this website..good job
@derp it’s ‘jelqing’… and I think it only works if you have the girth to spare because it seems to me it would be an unwanted tradeoff. I personally would rather be able to knock the walls out of a tuna can than hit the bottom of it.
2lolo sucks cock for bus tickets, and walks home
Have you seen a tuna can? I’m just wondering because it’s about 2-3 inches deep. So basically you would have a 2.5 inch cock with a girth the size of an english muffin, which would be indeed, fucked up. Please re-evaluate this notion. =)
@TheRubberChicken… you don’t say. I guess I really should have thought that one out or at least googled an image of a tuna can before using it as a reference in an exaggerated example for comedic effect.
That is sad. She probably looks just fine as is but it was not good enough for her.
actually she really looks like that
you can google her
her name is MARIPILY.
she’s from puerto rico
http://informateinformalmente.com/v5/2011/08/fotos-de-la-modelo-empresaria-maripily/
How do know her house is not just all messed up…it could be.
She lives in one of those new houses where the walls morph to you “curves” lol
it’s probably just some type of furniture
I agree, not shopped.
Doesn’t matter, had sex
I think she looks awesome. I don’t know why they had to photoshop it in the first place.
I know. she’s soooooooo beautiful
thank god for the invention of paper bags!
??
Definitely worth a soapy tit wank.
This dumb broad is named Maripily. Shes puerto ricos answer to Snooki.
Hahaha! I’m Puerto Rican and you are sooooo right. xD
u can tell by her wide shoulders and huge arms that she does not have that waist! id still titty fuck her tho.
Why are these pictures never followed up by the original
Maripilys Rivera google her up she even has nude calendar pics
Yea no shit. Plus she looks like a man.
She has man shoulders. Whats up with the yellow lipstick.
She’s still got a FAT MOUND on her, though. After a little bleaching and douching, I might just lay my forehead on it for awhile.
THATS MARIPILY RIVERA THERS ONLY A LIL OF PHOTOSHOP SHES LIKE THAT IN REAL PERSON GOOGLE HER AND @MARIPILYRIVERA… HATERS IN THIS PAGE!!!! AND THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS ON THIS PAGE IS STUPID!!!!!!
So what you are saying is that her amount of beauty makes space curve around her?
She looks nice boy i still vote for shopped.
Small miss-spell
“She looks nice but i still vote for shopped”
u guys are tools!!!
she’s hot as fuck
Hey, that’s Maripily! A very beloved local whore here in Puerto Rico!
WHATTTT THE FUCKKKK
THATS MARIPILLY!!!!
shes Famous Here In Puerto Rico
They should have just kept the curves in the picture. She’s beautiful.
She looks like Chyna