meh , that sux :/
Fake! A real woman couldn’t care less about shaved balls! A real woman is out for status, security and money! Now, whut?
Do you even know what a female is?
I know you are. You design your comments just to arouse my arousal. I think you’re a cougar, just out after my hot tight bod. Out to seduce me by playing coy. You little minx.
Besides, what I don’ know about women, I can always ask my good buddy, 2lolo. He’s an expert cockster. He’s played the field for quite some time.
What field has 2lolo played Fred? I think he would have a hard time working out how to open a jam jar!!
@FRED, I SHAVES my Balls last night.. But you can’t lick it anymore… Now IAN is doing your job…………..
Well, you got me there, Ian. I wonder if he has any balls left after attempting to shave them.
2lolo, why would you shave your balls when we’ve already determined you get your pubes by raking them out of the toilet after your mother shaves hers?
Well, Fred, I understood half of what you said. i’m not in a good mood anyways, so I won’t bother answering… even though I would love to have a verbal fight with you, in real life. :3
Well, I hope you get to feeling better, britishgirl. I hope you don’t take me to serious and put you in a bad mood.
@FRED, I Shaved my balls because your Mother and Sister ask me.. Your Mother and Sister is coming over tonight.. I’ll have a FUCKING good time……….
Well, 2lolo, sorry, but you wasted your time and shaving cream. They both like big hair vaginas. So, you might want to wear a face guard. They have long nails.
But after, they feel SO RIGHT
She got tired of coughing up fur balls. On to the next one
lmao ( :
So all i gotta do is shave my balls and they’ll line up?
wow shes a bitch who only cares about sex….haha XD
Chicks like shaved balls
LMAO ! jakajkajakjakajkajak he shaves his balls xd
nice he tells you he loves you & you leave him for shaved balls aren’t you the sweetest
please stop postiong these fake text shit
The saying “Bros before hoes” exists for a reason.
Fake texts are played Out. Moderators are a bunch of dorks. This site is overexposed !
Love or Shaved Balls….Love or Shaved Balls…hmmm…This is a situation where BROS before HOES would’ve done this poor sap a favor. Then again i think its a fake anyway.
my shaved balls wreck homes nonstop.
as do mine
fake. im done with this website.. used to be funny but now you just make up fake shit. lame.
stop w/ the fake texts your compromising the integrity of this site and the real fans will look elsewhere for fails
Come on now, its the actual site that fails now instead of the posts. They just took the game to a whole new level.
the fail here is believing that these texts are real. Too easy to fake these bitches
What the fuck is with these fake texts spreading everywhere? It was fun for a while but god damn does everyone have to make this shit now? Its gotten so old now.
I don’t know why I even bother anymore to read all these fake text messages. I don’t think there was once a real one.
Ok these are getting old and stupid.
Even if I looked past the fact there are only 5 messages between this guy and his supposed “girl”. The wording just sounds like two male trolls huddled up behind a pc on Friday night while all the cool people are out partying and fucking and somehow in some bizarre way, this makes them feel equally as cool.
If no one has figured it out by now…ALL these iphone texts are fake. There are apps out there where you can text yourself (or if you’re a loser with enough time and actually have a friend to do something this stupid.)
iphone texts like this are FAKE
Epic fail for the EpicFail website for publishing those fake bullshits.
On a bit different note – guys want shaved girls, so why wouldn’t girls want a shaved guys To be perfectly honest, being all hairy isn’t exactly the most sexy thing!
OMG, this is so fake
I shave my ball if you’d like to lick it..yes I only have one testicle!! I make excellent tea bags though!! Enjoy!!