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Creepy.
no way
obvious gag gift is obvious
Fake. It’s fake. It’s a fucking fake dick. It’s fake.
what do you thinkthey cut off real dicks and put them in a box for sale or somthing
Not really sure, bob. Might be a market. Try it out and let me know.
Lorena Bobbitt did it. Actually no, she threw it out the car window, but still, there could have been a great ,market for severed penis!!
I dunno Fred, it looks exactly like mine.
go to Spencers it’s there only it say’s 18+ someone photoshopped this. truth fail
Don’t Lie Fred!!!!! You just want to buy it all for yourself……..
I wonder what the benefits are listed on the back. A good benefit would be “shutting fuckwits, like 2lolo, up for a few minutes”.
I laughed at the troll again Fred, I’m sorry… But he gets me off guard sometimes, you know?
@FRED, Looks like you still want a bigger penis.. Too Bad God gave you a small 1….
Is that why your in love with IAN ????
Ya know, 2lolo, sometimes you just catch me and I just can’t come up with a good comeback, ya know? Mainly because I just don’t know what the fuck you said, ya know?
grows up to 6 inch sounds to me like ot is from an eight year old not for an eight year old
6 inch dick on a 8 year old? when was the last you saw a 8 year old with a 6 inch dick? and btw it says grows UP TO 6 times.. not inches.. you just failed!
6 inch dick on a 8 year old? when was the last you saw a 8 year old with a 6 inch dick? and btw it says grows UP TO 6 times.. not inches.. you just failed!
it grows up to 6 TIMES douchebag. that means 6 times whatever it already is. if its 2 inches, then its 2 x 6 = 12 inches. bob-didnt-pay-attention-in-school-or-to-the-fail fail.
Although I hate to be a know-it-all cunt (that’s a lie, I fuckin’ love it), the “6 times” seems to be a reference to mass so, in reality, it probably only grows to about 3 times the length… or less. Either way, it’s bigger than mine.
Very good observation. Obvious observation is obvious.
Sounds like something Spencer’s would sell.
Well, I had this idea years ago as a travel dildo for the ladies. If marketed property you could make money. Women can easily pack it in their luggage without embarrassment at security. On arrival they can soak it and have fun.
that shit must be in Europe
no way that can be legal in America
OKEY… now i’ve seen everything
OMFG!!!!!! I bet it is chinese
Wow people…
IF you are in America, go into you closet major mall, walk into Spencers, go to the “adult section”, and you will find many things like this.
The age is required because a kid could accidentally get a hold of this, you d-bags.
They’re right. It’s part of the laws about choking hazard and small parts. It’s required for anything in the “toy” category.
Exactly man its a choking hazard.
Yeah, because you are mature enough for things like this at the age of 8.
Well… I’m still pretty sure you won’t neither find this at Toys R Us nor in the kids’ section of any store near you…
Nicky No Name sniffs their own poo off their own pointer finger
LMAO at “My helmet is on and I’m reporting for duty!”
That really made me laugh
chines dont think twice about it being inapropreate they have tons of things like this the 8 and up is just to make sure it isnt eaten,thare is no saftey threat if its a 10 year old thats just parents jurstiction.
“not eaten” lol
And I bet it wasn’t even on purpose.
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Normal toys for normal children
Wow looks hot