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sorry for your small penis
In europe, the Z is where the Y is, and the Y where the Z is. The true fail is, that nobody knows that xD
Sub Ciro, the true fail is that, in Europe, Z is where W is and Q where A is, so it doesn’t change anything A to Z is like Q to W in europe
@Subciro – lol, youre the failing one. not every country in europe has QWERTZ keyboard. I live in Poland. In Europe. I have the QWERTY keyboard. problem?
Still pretty small either way
@sub-ciro: Where in europe? I live in the Netherlands , yes, very europe and we have qwerty keyboards too!
“I’m from Europe, blah blah blah blah blah….” Those of us on the other habitable continents could care less about your keyboard idiosyncrasies. You’re ruining the lol.
And even if sub-ciro is right, a to y (or a to z on a non-Euro keyboard) is still nothing for that guy to be bragging about on his facebook status.
And for the record, mine goes from the tab to the number pad. And that’s when I’m limp.
Sub-Ciro—–FAIL
Q to P is alright for me.
Show off.
I need a bigger keyboard.
Sure..on a Colemak keyboard
is that on your cellphone keyboard. HaHa
Maybe you just need a psychiatrist , Fred.
Why are all you picking on me? Now you’ve hurt my feelings. You all should be ashamed, picking on an innocent like me. X(
@FRED, Everybody been picking on you, You’re so gay and giving anyone a BLOW-JOBS and Bending-over for every TOM, DICK and IAN………….. Only feelings you have is when you MENSTRUAL…………….
Hey! I got a big brown stain in my underwear! Does that mean I’m on me MENSTRUAL?
Holy fuck! He was probably making a joke about it. You people as dumb as fuck!
Guys should learn from this guy and stop braggin’ about their dicks so much, I better find it out by myself rather than believing a guy’s opinion about their own body, it is always distorted u_u
wanna see my weewee ?
I never worry about my dick size. If it doesn’t fit then it is because she is too fucking big.
Hahahhaaaa wtf? A woman talking about a mans body image being distorted. Thats the best thing I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!! wow just plain wow
@ O M F G: comment WIN xD
penis!!
well, mine’s from a to g, in a laptop qwerty keyboard
I wonder if he meant the german keyboard instead.. ;P
Even if it’s a german keyboard, it’s not brag material…. I think this is an “Irony not perceived fail”.
I think, he meant the thickness xD
its not irony its sarcasm. that apperently noone understands mixed with a little reverse pshycology. see when someone talks about how big thier junk is, its uaslly the opposite. following this mentality, you talk about how small it is. why? becouse your big and it doesnt bother you if people dont get what your doing, becouse you are hung. i do this all the time. only the people that are selfconcenous(i know spelling) about thier smallness get upset about people thinking they are small.
@Fred, We all know you have a small penis…………… And no Woman want’s you..
But you have RUBBER CHICKEN and MM17……………
Why are you always picking on me? I try to be nice to you and you continue to say mean, hateful things. Why? You evil fuckwitted bastard!
Fred, I don’t know why you’re getting so offended by this comedic gold. Watching 2lolo struggle to string together these insults with heavy undertones of his own homosexuality makes my day
Well, I figure that if he thinks he’s really upsetting someone, then he’ll feel better about himself. I’m just trying to boost his morale. I feel we should help these mentally challenged people feel like they belong, ya know?
@FRED and MM17, Are 2 of you trying to SHAVED each other BALLS????
@2lolo: Heh, I think you just proved MM17′s point.
@Fred: Way to make him feel good about himself, lol. I think it worked a little too well.
i’m ok with my f1 to enter
A to Z, that’s about almost an inch, damn this dude is hung.
It’s even funier on an azerty-keyboard ;D
Isn’t this normal sized?
XD
Is that soft or hard
It’s good to do the research first.
My penis is so big that it goes from Caps Lock to Backspace. Now suck that dick!
dude, on my keyboard there are 2 caps lock – one is just next to the backspace button…
A man will only brag about his dick when he is unhappy with it….
It takes one to know one
Mine may not go from a to z but I bet I’m the only one who can touch type with my dick
Actually, he might use the QUERTZ keyboard, not QUERTY.
In that case, the “Z” would be where the “Y” is.
Not THAT big to brag about, either, I guees.
As said before, for ex. we in Czech Republic use the QWERTZ, thou, as also said before, it can´t be more than 10 cm, so…Fail indeed:))
Actually… A to Z on a QWERTZ is 10.5cm. The average non-erect length is 9.5cm. So a penis going from A to Z on a QWERTZ keyboard in a non-erect state is actually fairly big.
yall thinkin bout this a little to hard
he may be also be using his cell phone’s keyboard.
I hope he means a German keyboard
BOOTYHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe he has a jitterbug keyboard.. with the big letters for his bad eyes
the real question is though… why is he trying to lay out his penis on a keyboard?
the hell… you’re right
damm mine goes from 1 to 9 thank god
…on the numeric keypad!
^^ Win!
i need TWO keyboards
At what point did a keys on a keyboard become a n unit of measurement?
I need 87 key boards, not to brag. (;
hey jesssssssie SUCK MY DICK PLEASE!!!!
that was too funny
Yall need to get a life!!!
mine goes from a to l thank goodness.
He was too close to the situation.
AMERICA! fuck ya!!!!!
el mio llega de “esc” hasta “del”
first thig why would u see how tall is ur dick with a keybored ? just get more rulers …… that wat i did :l
sub-ciro; I’m from Europe and that’s just not true…