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My steady old sexual reaction is not activated.I deduce with my Sherlock Holmes skills that it is therefore male.
No adams apple… You fail sir.
Or maybe you’re a just a confused bi-curious male. Listen to what your heart telling you, cocksucker.
Maybe you’re against a white woman with a tan cause she looks so bootylicious. Don’t you worry though mate, she’ll get more action than your steady old sexual reaction!
Alright enough with the duck face… Do u really think looking like ur about to start quaking anytime soon makes u look cute. Well it doesnt, and what’s up with the freaking tans
why oh whyyyyyyyy are girls doing this???? i think jersey shore is to blame lol, not for duckfaces, but for caked on make up and orange skin. ugh
she’s still a fuckable species
beggers can’t be choosers I suppose…
Even I wouldn’t bone that. At least not until she does something about those split-ends. Oh and that ridiculously ironic tattoo (beautiful life in ugly ink). Classy dress though.
My standards are low, I would go there, I bet she would bang that like a outhouse door in a hurricane!!
I’m with Ian. Besides Paul Mitchell makes some pretty good leave-in conditioner.
@NICK NO NAME, YOU WOULD FUCK YOUR OWN MOTHER LIKE FRED AND IAN…..
I would do anything for love 2lolo… but I won’t do that.
Bloody hell Nicky, now i have the stupid Meat Loaf song in my head. Oh the pain, the pain!!
BANG
Whats that say on her chest? TacoBella?
Ohhhh…I get it now,…TacoBellaValueMeal
Hair is frizzy, skin is orange, disgusting TacoBella tattoo…. 2/10 would not bang.
Kill it!
What is that thing under her hair, on her left (our right) shoulder? Looks like a snake’s tail or something…
feathery earrings
The tattoo … that’s the same one that Casey Anthony got after her daughter went missing. For that alone this is a FAIL!
OMG GOOD POINT!!!!!
Bitch looks like a Klingon fucked a traffic cone while getting ass rammed by Donald duck
But you know what Id bury her face in a pillow and hit it like a cave man then call her a cab and give her the pillow that all that shit smeared on to
La Bella vita? The pretty life? Maybe after its attacked with a fire hose and a grinder
Meh… hose it off with some water then she’s good to go.
Im going to have bad dreams…