Congrats ! You are the “first” fag of the day
to suck a dick
A picture wouldve been even better ;D
AAAH! NO WAY! SEE A DOCTOR, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
RIGHT! Now she can also bleed the rainbow.
I’d try that one!
Should have yeast in about 4-6 days, and cheesy bread about a week later.
sexy wish my girlfriend would tell me that
I see no win here.
Fuck skittles, this is in no way a win.
Go figure, my first comment doesn’t appear, so I make another one and there’s my first one >_>
yeah fuck skittles get a banana
.__. She needs help
Fish flavored skittles yum…… :-S
it was a very fun and hot innuendo for sex, man – don’t take it so literally, guys…..it’s a damn win
Call me, call me now!!
this site has gone to hell with grand failure
Am I the only one who thinks that some guy just made this one up?
But this one is at least funny, unlike other “text fails”.
* “text fails / text wins” I meant
I bet he fingers her with a snickers
FRED SHE SAID VAGINA…………. NOT HER AS-O………
Really? I understood her to say she’d shove a sawed off shotgun up her ass and blow the top of her head off if anything like YOU ever came near her.
fake fake fake fake fake
IT’S A TRAP!!!!!!
Moral of this story: Buy some Skittles and you’ll get a cavity.
Fake and gross
That’s not good for your body..
my drug is sleeping
my bed is the dealer
my alarm clock is the police
She won’t be able to pee for a long time