Guido Fail35
By jason in People Fail on February 26, 2012
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Typical WOP , probably 4th or 5th generation Amercain , still trying to be an Italian. . . your nationality is where your born and raised loser , not where your freaking great great grandparents ran away from because they hated the life there.
Do not try to be wise when your name is “Allah is gay”
@MobyDick: But his name is “Allah is a Homo”
@MobyDick , and your name is soooo much better , you took a whales penis as your handle , SHUT THE FUCK UP , you flaming fag. . . .go away and stop wasting good oxygen you waste of human flesh. . . you must be a wop yourself , and that means that your sitting in your parents basement , screaming at your mother to get you another espresso , while wearing your dirty wife beater tank top , and admiring your grade 6 graduation diploma. DUMB FUCK.
dear MR.Is A Homo. ur comment made me LMAO, buttttt…. i think ur nationality is your bloodline…
if ppl wer to ask me wats my nationality, i won’t say american, i would say italian…. btw, i’m not and never ever ever ever ever will be italian, not even by injection…
How about a meat injection blunt girl, because I could make you part Australian?
@blungirl ,
@Bluntgirl , I appricate your view point and arguement , however I will dissagree with you . . . the word “nationality“ comes from the word nation , and the nation that this little guido-wanna be was born in is U.S.A. , so his nationality is Amerircan , his HERITAGE is Italian . Now how many American-Italians have you heard of , myself not many. The reason for that is because all the smart WOP`S got out of that armpit of the world and came to America because it is better , the boats went back empty , heehee.
HOMO… i’m a U.S CITIZEN, but never have i stepped foot in any of the 50 states, explain to me, how i am american…
@BLUNTGIRL , sweetie you are diluted , nice try though. If born outside at best you have dual citizenship , and if thats the case , sorry to inform you but you may be a citizen , but you are not an Amercain national. Take some time like I did and educate yourself on these facts before you try to argue them. . . .you will never be a lawyer.
guam is U.S. TERRITORY, hence citizenship…you sir are a moron…and i don’t wanna be a lawyer i’d rather be ur boss..
GOOD DAY SIR!
Problem is Allah I look Italian, born in Australia so I am Australian. Yet I get called a WOG, you cant win.
http://www.totallylookslike.com
….. fuming mah
Having a sense of pride where you come from is a very important and healthy thing to have….However, this guido shit degraces Italian-Americans…only a douchebag would call themselves a guido.
Cant say I agree with you on the importance of that , but you are absolutly right. I have a few Italian friends and they cant stand that whole guido , pimped hair , Italian flag bullshit . . . just be yourself. Your a fucking Amercain , or your Italian , be proud of your heritage but dont retard yourself by living thru your ancestors.
this is me….my aunt is fully italian.shes old.she has a italian flag on her garage.she reps italy and she watches jersey shore.get at me.
and she doesnt care about “guido”.
lmfao. You be reppin’ hardcore. Get out of here, bro. Watching Jersey Shore does not make you represent Italian heritage. If you were even remotely Italian, you would be ashamed of Jersey Shore.
LMFAO. tell me why ; i know this boy too . his name is john . lol .
@BILL, I didn’t know “SHIT” is a ITALIAN name………..
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
i was looking for BILL, but i can’t find him…
and i wanna know who 2lolo’s talking about
@bluntgirl. ole’ 2lolo is fuckin’ retarded. sooo yeah.
@ blunt girl: I might could help you. Ya wanna piece of “candy”?
yes i do
All I got is hard candy. Take your clothes off and I’ll give you some.
@Alla is a homo
its sad that you think people seriously care what the difference is and while im doing the same myself even I know people only care bout shit thats funny they dont care bout logic which mustve been your thinking at one time to pick that name….
whats sad is your pathetic excuse for an argument , but thanks for trying , now go back to school , grade 6 for the fourth time must be frustrating you.
hold up hes kinda hott and dont be craking on my nigga @allah Is A Homo he funny do hey u made me lmao while i was rotf
Lol , i know him ; he went to my school last year his name is jon kauffman
alexis leonard is tryin to hate on me,and anonymoous,who r u????
OH AND ALL YOU FAGGS.GTFO.
@Allah is a Homo.
Keyboard Commando, i bet you have a tiny penis.
lmfao. jon , see i wasn’t the only one who said you look ridiculous. p.s ; you’re not a guido. you’re a wanna be.
ill just leave this here ( ; http://www.facebook.com/Cologne.Kid.Kauffman?ref=ts
I went to school with this kid!! haha. & I even dated him for like 2 days. It’s pretty awkward to look at this