It’s all fun n games when you send a picture of it but leave a real love-heart-turd in a woman’s letter-box and she gets the police involved. Bitch.
That’s terrible, I got locked up because I was visiting my prospective girlfriend in the early hours of the morning, breathing heavily on her bedroom window glass and masturbating. Girls these days have no concept of commitment.
That’s why I currently prefer Labradors.
DAM HOW BADLY I WANT SOMEONE TO JACK OFF OUTSIDE MY WINDOW,
Where’s your window?
FRED would to have to have this Valentine SHIT CARD…… Any card will do..
But no one love her.. Fred needs a Face Job, LIPO and SEX CHANGE…………
HEY!!! NICKY NO NAME, Please MOLEST Fred….. Just think FRED is a Dog……
After all you Molested my dog PINEAPPLE…
It’s not molesting if she lets me do it…
Or can’t say no.
I know ‘come to bed eyes’ when I see them. Pineapple was asking for it.
That’s the only Valentine’s card you bastards will ever get from me, by God. Enjoy.
@NICKY NO NAME “PINEAPPLE” IS A MALE DOG………….
FRED DON’T FEEL BAD……… ATER YOUR SEX CHANGE NICKY WOULD LOVE TO EAT YOUR ASS… AND IF YOU BE NICE TO IAN MAYBE IAN WILL JOIN IN..
1. That’s nasty.
2. 24 pack of bran muffins.
3. Somebody is doing some serious anal banging to hold all of this in.