LMFAO What a db ))
Alas, his balls dropped off!
Yeah that’s what I like to do every now and then: Taking champagne bottles and stuffing them up the anus of some unsuspecting individual – Getting wasted anally is the shit!
Fuck, I’m evil, take my pants out, I go without them, show the world my glory. Have a nice weekend, Asians!
pace yourself poopr, I think you blew your comment load all at once there. I was reading & exhausted by the end aswell. Keep it to 2 short sentences… tomorrow another fail comes, trust me.
aye, Worcester sauce!
Thats gonna happen later in the bedroom if you know what I mean
I give this marriage 2 months tops, hope the dude got a prenup.
hey, 2 years to get her citizenship, as long as he gets to tap that daily wheres the harm?
she is obviously marrying him bcuz of money
that’s right bitch! now you know your place in this relation
this guy is a idiot…
put a cork in it! lol
Champagne bottles don’t kill brides…
@FRED, Remember the BOWING BALL you sat on and went up your ASS-O.. The owner of the Bowing BALL want’s you to PAY for it… NO WAY HE WANT’S THE BOWING BALL BACK………….
A bowing ball? Interesting.
“BOWING BALL” = 2lolo’s head
I hope she got a nose job as a wedding present.
@IAN, If you get a PENIS that will keep “Nicky No Name” HAPPY, He would be RAPING DOGS…………….
Oh their future looks bright.
She should consider herself lucky. Not for marrying the guy, but that he didn’t get her in the eye. Know how to aim your corks, people!
I’m guessing she didn’t do any cork soaking that night.
And that kids was the precise moment when the blow jobs stopped
ha ha ha that fucker isn’t going to get a blow jod that night
She’s way to hot for that fool…
Only if that went in her eye, it would have been a totally different story. 1cm away from being partially blind.
LOL SHE DIED!!!
Aw, come on folks, did you see his lightning fast reflexes coming to her aid? The man is a gentelman and deserves our respect. What, you never fucked up ike this before?