First with your mom
Tree Lameness Win
Sinking your wood in the woods
He’s banging that bark.
Enough w/ these stupid optical illusions…this is fucking lame and fake and not funny. FAIL to the poster and ‘Epic Fail’ for jumping the shark and declaring that a win? WTF
this is not like cool or 9gag
hmm… giving her the wood
There’s the Fireman Carry, but then there’s the more practiced Naked Missionary Boner Carry. Women seem to be more susceptible to getting briars and thorns in their feet, therefore it’s necessary to carry them in this fashion when traversing sylvan environments.
What if she has a dog though?
@LYMBE, Always thinking about fucking things with 4 legs…….. TRY FRED… But first make FRED DOUCHE.. FRED is filled with Poop, Pee and a Bowling Ball..
What if she has 2lolo with her though?
Then there will be NO sex, only paste-eating and macaroni art.
@duma, Bahahahaha, comment win.
2lolo probably has macaroni pasted all around the edge of his computer monitor, as well as framing all his Justin Bieber photos.
When I picture 2lolo I always envision the fat guy that modified the milking machine, has it hooked to his little wee-wee and nipples, and sucking on a pacifier. Oh! And watching birth videos.
This looks like me and Nicky No Name!
the guy is fucking a little kid.
pedo much? everyone else sees a man and woman fucking…
wtf how’s that a woman? no hair, and wtf is wrong with her upper body? i’m telling you it’s a kid.
HOLY SHIT I JUST NOTICED THERE’S A BEER BOTTLE LEANING UP AGAINST THE TREE
that is actually really cool….