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   Autumn O'Beale posted on March 29, 2012 at 1:26 pm

   2 second rule apply here? pick it up and eat it dude. The straw can get most of the drink still

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     hehehe posted on March 29, 2012 at 3:40 pm

     haha

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     Ian posted on March 29, 2012 at 7:48 pm

     I’d say the subway rats mugged him!!

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     Fred posted on March 29, 2012 at 8:08 pm

     Somebody should have shoved him off the platform.

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     2lolo posted on March 30, 2012 at 4:18 pm

     At first, I was thinking it’s FRED Because his mouth is open like FRED what he dose his “ASS to MOUTH” trick….

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     Fred posted on March 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm

     You really love that ASS TO MOUTH shit don’t you? Have your ever tried VAGINA TO MOUTH? I guess women only like mouths that are not REAL VAGINAS!!! If they want a vagina, they’re like me. They want two legs guarding it instead of two ears.

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     2lolo is remedial posted on March 30, 2012 at 5:28 pm

     Yet another insightful comment from the special bus.. good job 2lolo.. keep up with the good work we have all come to expect.

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     food rapist posted on March 30, 2012 at 5:46 pm

     doesn’t remedial mean “used as a remedy”, or like, prescribed or helpful in some way?

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     britishgirl posted on March 30, 2012 at 7:09 pm

     Lo Fred, amazing reply.

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   shmalex posted on March 29, 2012 at 1:30 pm

   yeah, this is lame… melodramatic much? if he wouldn’t have taken so long to pose for the picture the 5 second rule would have been in effect

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     jim posted on March 29, 2012 at 4:29 pm

     eeew,, that rule dont apply when dealing with a floor in a subway.. I dont even like to walk on them

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   shorty02121 posted on March 29, 2012 at 1:30 pm

   Is that Boston?

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     Alberto posted on April 6, 2012 at 7:55 pm

     No, it’s my hometown Milan, Italy.

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   food rapist posted on March 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm

   i give this obvious pothead points for getting out of the house though. bright side is he can just go back to his basement apartment, smoke a bowl and make some ramen noodles.

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   SickODaniel posted on March 29, 2012 at 1:41 pm

   awww poor guy

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   boy pick up posted on March 29, 2012 at 1:52 pm

   u look pahtetic

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   vic posted on March 29, 2012 at 1:56 pm

   My big mac!!!

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     Mara posted on March 30, 2012 at 4:56 pm

     Hahaha hilarious Vic. Not

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   VS posted on March 29, 2012 at 2:52 pm

   I see nothing here that qualifies as food. I think this is a saved by the platform win.

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   dsgb_912 posted on March 29, 2012 at 3:50 pm

   hell na 2 sec rule does not apply in the subway

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    SlipStool posted on March 29, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    I wonder how much shit you could toss into that hole.

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    EpicHerb posted on March 29, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    I would eat this burger!!! Fuck off dude looks like he lost more than a burger. WTF?

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    knifey posted on March 29, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Screech lives.

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    BoBo posted on March 29, 2012 at 6:30 pm

    No worries, its just mcdicks!

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    Sam posted on March 29, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    attempt at humor – FAIL!!!

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    cece posted on March 30, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    lmao omg my olny lunch out the whole day boy get on lmao

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    LoL posted on March 31, 2012 at 6:05 am

    MY PRECIOUS!!

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    Rachel posted on March 31, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    That was God’s way of saving him? from diabetes.

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    Adelaide C. F. posted on April 3, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    Actually, I find it pretty funny.

    And you know what? I would be mad if I were him, too!

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