21 COMMENTStroll

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   LMAO posted on March 31, 2012 at 1:11 pm

   lol

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     LMAO posted on March 31, 2012 at 1:11 pm

     first
     umad?

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     madraz posted on March 31, 2012 at 1:15 pm

     no

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     Silly porch monkey posted on March 31, 2012 at 1:41 pm

     First fag maybe ?

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   Jon posted on March 31, 2012 at 1:15 pm

   I hope Lisa isn’t his sister..

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     Amy Winehouse posted on April 1, 2012 at 10:08 am

     EPIC FAIL I hate you. YOU SUCK

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   otto posted on March 31, 2012 at 1:19 pm

   where do people get off on being “first”, if you think you just accomplished something you seriously need to check your priorities.

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     Damn Straight posted on March 31, 2012 at 7:54 pm

     Jealous bitch. That happens to be a very special spot its kind of like being a birthday boy.

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   benyens posted on March 31, 2012 at 2:10 pm

   fuck this website

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     food rapist posted on March 31, 2012 at 2:13 pm

     agreed. real fails go continually ignored while manufactured bullshit like this keeps getting posted?

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     SickOfThese posted on March 31, 2012 at 3:43 pm

     OMG, im sooooooo sorry you thought we would fall for these fake messages! omg

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     your mom posted on May 26, 2012 at 1:15 am

     NO fuck you benyens this website is cool you ass

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   MIAMI LOKO posted on March 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm

   All these “FIRST,U MAD?” comments deserve to be on this website
   Faggot shit!

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   SickODaniel posted on March 31, 2012 at 4:53 pm

   FAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE
   and y would she put HAVE in caps?

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   der posted on March 31, 2012 at 5:14 pm

   really lame fake

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   Vader545 posted on March 31, 2012 at 7:51 pm

   Last!!!!

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     Damn Straight posted on March 31, 2012 at 7:57 pm

     Is better then not cumming at all.

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   poopr posted on March 31, 2012 at 11:48 pm

   made-up bullshit!

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    2lolo posted on April 1, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    FRED, you don’t have a Mother….. Ooo!!! I forgot..
    That Ghetto Gorilla you call ma-ma…..

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    Sheldon posted on April 1, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    Fake. This is not a text from a mom to her son.

    1. Moms don’t write the firstname of their children. Most likely something lame like sweety, darling etc
    2. Who writes “me and your dads bed”. She would write “our bed”

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      tard catcher posted on April 2, 2012 at 1:43 am

      You’re right about one thing. This a fake. All of these texts are fake now cause they’re all doctored gag texts that are supposed to be funny. FYI, my parents call me by my first name. Not our fault that your parents call you a “mistake”