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By jason in People Fail on April 2, 2012
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i still wanna fuck her
homie u nasty dog
mother fucker. It looks like a guy! No boobs, and even if, yukh man!!
Text book American
I still want to fuck her*
Maybe after a week-long wank-ban and several crates of beer. Maybe.
@Nickt No Name, With What?? and FRED will be up-set with you… After all, FRED is Training you for “ASS to MOUTH”…… Are you learning????
hahahhahaha yuor funny
how yo waist is colossal and yo ass anorexic
Mane dats gross u outs yo mind!!!!!!!!!!
I ate a piece of poo once.
err but lol ur funny
Muhfucker yu nasty , what if yur dick cant fit.
how did she get those on?!?!
Omg She Looks Like An Improper Fractionn !!!
I’m too drunk to know what the fuck is happening here.
Win for getting those shorts on!
Win for even getting into those shorts!
how?
Leverage.
seriously wtf
Is she in a buffet line?
Yup. I wish there was a before photo of what she looked like before she ate all that food. Now she’ll need the jaws of life to get her out of those shorts.
yea!! the short is so big for her.. it’s not a fail if she would wear a smaller size short i guess
I hope youre being sarcastic…..
they obviously are too short ……so yea its a fail..lmao
Is it just me or is that a McDonald’s that she or he is in line for???
I think u are right
I think it’s a buffet
you sir, would be correct. I’ll bet she is getting value meals 1 – 10 all Super Sized…..with a Diet Coke. Seriously someone take her out in the field and shoot her in the fucking face.
umm how in the hell did she get those around her big toe
I’m going to stick forks in my own eyeballs now….
We should bring back stoning in the streets….
She needs to be stoned for that tramp stamp alone.
She is in fact in McDonalds. I’m ashamed to say that this picture was taken in the town I live in. Thank God not all of us are that fat nor dress like a 11 year old.
no that wasnt at mcdonalds she was at the food court in Bayside!!
Not sure why, but I can only think, “sour dough”.
@FRED, How can you say that about her???
You’re 5 feet 288lb. With a face ful of “GENITAL HERPES”……….
There’s also an epic win here: fitting those tiny shorts on that huge woman. Well I know they didn’t go all the way up but it’s still pretty impressive!
I’m thinking she had to have help from, at least, two gfs. Each with a shovel using the shoe horn technique.
I’d say the only way she got into those shorts was to jump off the roof while someone held them open for her. She should give them back to the 12 year old she stole them from!!
Probably her daughter’s. She tried them on to show how “skinny” she is.
There is more ass showing than what is being covered by the shorts. This is just nasty.
Sad thing is, there is some dude out there that would have sex with this behemoth.
Okay! It was me. I let the dogs out.
@FRED, I have good news for you!!!! I enter you in
“GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS” For the most “ASS to MOUTH” in one day…
NO FRED, Don’t Thank Me.. Just a Friend…..
: )
So, what did I win? An all expense paid trip to Vegas to kick your ass? I’ll bet I could set another record: “The Farthest Foot Up Your Ass”.
@FRED, You are all talk!! Come on, come to Vegas.. I’ll be here……
I’m not flying out to Vegas so you can look at my dick. I’m not gay, 2lolo, so you can just put those homosexual fantasies behind you. It’s not gonna happen.
Gotta show-off the tat somehow
Flip-flops!? That outfit demands heels.
some leather fuck-me boots would be perfect.
Just because you *can* cram your ass into the shorts you wore in 3rd grade doesn’t mean you *should*…
Maybe she has been wearing those shorts since 3d grade… Can’t pull them down anymore.
I’m so annoyed by this “dafuq” + multiple exclamation marks. Can’t tell why.
Could it be because it was old and wore out 5 seconds after it first started?
And it’s stupid?
And it’s the only thing some dweeby twerp can think of?
I had to check what “dweeby twerp” mean, and it was worth the effort, you made my night Fred. The paradox is, now I kinda like this “dafuq” thing, ’cause I can point my finger at it and scream “You’re a dweeby twerp dude!”
Yeah, I like to try and improve my vocabulary as much as possible. I’ve found that it helps me speak more gooder.
it looks like the fat is a tucked in shirt. So fucking nasty
how did she even get in those and most importantly how is she gonna gt them off lol
hmmm, muffintops
This dumb bitch HAS to be a legit Downie…..nobody in their right mind would dress in those shorts. Fucking looks like the Michelen Man’s sister………I threw up a little
I would like to see what would happen if she had to pick up a coin from the floor.
She should be paid to keep that shit covered up.
How can the fabric still be holding??? I bet if she bends over or sits down all hell is gonna break loose.. yuck.
So I guess Fuddruckers and Ruby Tuesday are relegated to the NIT..errr…NIB tonnarmeut this year huh? Oh well, serves them right, all they had to do was win their conference tonnarmeut
Evyeorne would benefit from reading this post
she looks like an ice cream cone
OMG ROFL!!! She does!
A new BaskinRobins flavor? Apparently provided by 2lolo. His favorite. I shouldn’t have to give the name.
The McDonald’s slaves from the U.S.A.
It’s smoked ham flavor
Wtf? How’d she get those britches on??
that’s sick
that’s sick
gotta give her props for trying!
ummm wow.. ppl these days will do anything for attention.. wow
Um, I’ll have 3 double-quarter pounders, 4 large fries, 50 chicken nuggets, 8 apple pies and a large Diet-Coke! What you can see, those jean shorts are soaked cause she gets hot at McDonalds… A moment of silence for the brave team that lost their lives get this heifer’s jean shorts on…
LMFAO!!!! I was there we took pics of that lady like crazy!!! this was at Bayside in Miami!!! you should see the front her shirt was so small her entire stomach was out and she had a mean ass face the entire time lmao
I don’t think she put these shorts on before going out that day… I DO think that she did back in 2nd grade and just never took them off.
Wow… never thought I’d see a girl who’d make me want to scream, “PULL UP YOUR PANTS!” Unfortunate, since there is very little pant to pull up.
ugh . .. sad thing is i actually kno someone that looks like that . . .. >_<
idc what u ppl tink id tap dat in a heart beat i lud a woman wid ass mmm baby GOT BACK!
she was prolly really high and had no clothes that were clean so she put on her 5 year old sisters shorts buahahahahahahahaha fuck it im hungry im wearin these bitches to the store
Nasty ass…How da fuq does she walk or drive with that shit on?!??!
put some underwear on dat beeoch
OMG!!! How she was able to wear this ?
wtf….what is he/she gets the craps 4m eating all that grease food, how is she ever gonna get them down in time
THIS is why they won’t legalize recreational drugs!
she is definitely exceeding the weight limit for those shorts!!
RUN! The seams aren’t going to hold for long!