Epic Police Fail

mr.insano posted on April 3, 2012 at 7:43 am

Hes not humping u. Hes just tryin ta hug u with a boner the size of a walking cane in ur back! Lol

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DeadlyFoez posted on April 3, 2012 at 8:58 am

LMFAO!!!! That is hilarious. The cop is probably thinking “I knew if I kept it up that he was going to do this one day in public. I really got to stop fucking that horse. Maybe I need help.”

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Autumn O'Beale posted on April 3, 2012 at 10:41 am

New concept for “squeal like a PIG”.

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Fred posted on April 3, 2012 at 11:45 am

Now 2lolo’s gonna want on the police force.

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Autumn O'Beale posted on April 3, 2012 at 12:10 pm
I know I’m late to the party and don’t know/don’t care what sparked all the comments betwix the 2 of you, but, am I the only one that’s tired of the “Ass to Mouth” sh!t?
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Now back to our regular scheduled smartass/hilarious comments.
Fred posted on April 3, 2012 at 12:43 pm
No, I’ve made several statements to 2lolo about his “ass to mouth” shit, saying that it’s old and stale. I’ve tried ignoring him (which doesn’t work) and then verbally bashing him. He’s just a tough little troll.
Actually, though, I consider it all my fault. He didn’t mess with me until I thought I’d give Nicky a break and so I made a few smartassed comments to 2lolo, and this whole shit began.
He needs a girlfriend, but I suspect he may have a few that he plays dress up with and keeps in the crawl space underneath his house. I guess when one decays too much, he calls the escort service again.
Autumn O'Beale posted on April 3, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Thanks for getting me up to date. Hilarious description too.

oh, and I’m sure 2lolo will be along shortly.
You 2 play nice now…..

almost forgot F I R S T ! !
2lolo posted on April 3, 2012 at 4:58 pm
DAMN RIGHT!!!! Here I am…. FRED…..
FRED, I am the first to call you “QUEEN of ASS to MOUTH” get it right!!! THE GRAND MASTER of ASS to MOUTH… TRANNY, FAG, I DO NOT COPY ANYONE…. FRED DON’T EVER TRY TO IGNORE ME. I NEVER GIVE UP…..
Yes FRED, I have a girlfriend and she 100% real woman.. And we do have real sex like a man and woman… NOT LIKE YOU!!! FRED LOVE IT UP HIS ASS AND SUCK ANY ANY DICK CLEAN……
FRED THE JOB IS STILL OPEN IN MEXICO, FUCKING A DONKEY……
Fred posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Haha! Got him going this time!
some honky posted on April 3, 2012 at 8:09 pm
i still have no clue how you understand what the fuck he is saying… is he a foreigner or black?
Keith posted on April 4, 2012 at 10:18 am
2lolo, anyone can have a girlfriend if they don’t mind weak minded, low IQ, Mongoloid girls from that special class at your school.I’d be lying if I said I’ve never sampled what the special class has to offer.
Fred posted on January 1, 2013 at 3:07 pm
There are some freaks in that special ed class, that’s for sure. Come to think of it, I don’t know if I’ve ever dated outside that “class”.

Fred posted on April 3, 2012 at 12:58 pm

Gives a new meaning to “Mounted Police”, doesn’t it? Or was that what was meant all along?

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Fred posted on April 5, 2012 at 2:47 am
Help the policeman! Oh, dear! Help him! Help him get his pants off!

Autumn O'Beale posted on April 3, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Now THAT’S what I’m talking about. good one.

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Jamaica posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:05 pm

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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swallows posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm

lol hahahaaaa i bet it hurt thats a giant boner!!!!!

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JuanChoo posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:20 pm

He Simply Said “Fuk Tha Police!” LOL

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That One Guy posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:31 pm

Now see? This is what happens if you develop sexual relationships with co-workers…

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Fred posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:46 pm
True. They always want to get kinky and do it at work.

Lolism posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:42 pm

IRONIC

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bill posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:47 pm

DAmn it looks like that hoarse’s dick got a flat end

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Fred posted on April 3, 2012 at 2:51 pm
The tip of mine is inverted. I can stick it on the wall.
Fred posted on April 3, 2012 at 3:09 pm
Comes in handy when you’re putting away groceries and you need another hand to pull the fridge door open.
The Dood posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:35 pm
hahahahaha Fred
Fred posted on April 3, 2012 at 11:11 pm
It’s also fun to stick it to my girlfriend’s cheek and shake her head back and forth, though she doesn’t find that as cute as she used to. Women just don’t understand humor like guys.