@2lolo you’re such an ass. you insult everyone on here, just stfu and move out of parents basement. Dont you know, THEY FUCKING HATE YOU. Troll-accomplished.
Some people “ooooo” and “aaaahh” over some of the stupidest shit. You all ought to see my sex-swing I put up in my livingroom if you want to see something worthy of an “ooo” or an “aah”.
Well, before I’m done, I could say you could place it on a coaster ,(I’m heat sensitive) carefully balanced on my boner. But then, you didn’t ask that, did you? Sorry to go off on a tangent.
I guess you will have to place it on the floor. You see, I’ve dedicated the whole room to the swing. You see, I’m so engrossed with my new toy that I’ve thrown away all the other shitty conventional furniture and I’m going for an abstract fuck art kinda thing, ya know? I’m trying to get into the new Better Swings & Orgy Gardens magazine.
A little feng shui for my tastes, yet I’m never invited to your unsanitary sex ceremonies! I understand that I haven’t the most artsy-fartsy agenda, but a little tea and television never hurt anybody (aside from the masses(I’m so powerful!!!)). I see how you are, bra.
Please disclose my cliche tendencies!!! Nothing’s more cliche than trying to not be cliche!!! Just don’t tell anybody. I usually just get wasted and fall asleep on the floor like a heaping mess anyway. Couches are overrated, as are beds. Besides, your sexcapades are only unexpected if you don’t invite me. If that’s the case, I guess I’ll see you whenever.
Hmm. Touche.
I guess I did play this coy role a bit too…”hard”?
I suppose that I have become a bit too fascitious in these…clandestined matters, and I’m a bit too ambiguous in my statements.
Sorry…I apologize.
But…I’ve found that it’s just too “hard” to deal with the “after taste” of an “empty swing”…If you catch?
Maybe this fling was just not meant to be?
Maybe this inferno should be but a slight spark…and remembered as such?
Oh…I’m so confused!
The first picture shows the D-Pad on the right side of the controller and the two buttons on the left. The following two pictures show the D-Pad on the left and the buttons on the right. Obviously these aren’t the same controller.
IM JEALOUS!!!
ME TO!!!! hah all my words are in capitals
Amazing!!!
That fucking awesome!!!
AMAZING!
A great way to co-op. Time to do that with a 360 controller.
i love it so NOT FAIL BUT WIN!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!
awesome!
They can now co-op some of the hardest console games known to man. Best of luck to the couple.
@Johnny, that would be a giant ass controller.
did someone say “giant ass-controller”?
No, Food, it’s a giant-ass controller. Imagine the possibilities!
holy shit you’re right! all your ass are belong to us!
Let’s go after Kim Kardashian first.
where can i get one!!!
Not even sure what to say except how much??
go ahead say it again.
Not even sure what to say except how much??
one more time…
Not even sure what to say except how much??
that’s good. thanks!
Had to play on your own also you cant sit on the table
Joel is time to spend your money on something worth it. Let’s start with this.
SO MUCH AWESOME!!!
@FOOD RAPIST, You should get a new Nintendo..
Maybe you can meet new people… It must be lonely, without any friends…..
@2lolo you’re such an ass. you insult everyone on here, just stfu and move out of parents basement. Dont you know, THEY FUCKING HATE YOU. Troll-accomplished.
not true- I have you, buddy!
group hug? ? ? we’re here for ya
2lolo… I’ve never said this before…. but I find you reasonably acceptable. There, I said it.
I’m gonna KICK your fucking ASS!!!!!!!
id like to bend that bitch over and fuck her putting in the contra code
VIDEO OR STFU!
Want to impress me? do that to an Electric Football Game. Any of knuckleheads remember that! come on. show your age!
It would be awesome if they had QWOP on the Nintendo.
Some people “ooooo” and “aaaahh” over some of the stupidest shit. You all ought to see my sex-swing I put up in my livingroom if you want to see something worthy of an “ooo” or an “aah”.
Yes, but where do I put my coffee when you’re done???
Well, before I’m done, I could say you could place it on a coaster ,(I’m heat sensitive) carefully balanced on my boner. But then, you didn’t ask that, did you? Sorry to go off on a tangent.
I guess you will have to place it on the floor. You see, I’ve dedicated the whole room to the swing. You see, I’m so engrossed with my new toy that I’ve thrown away all the other shitty conventional furniture and I’m going for an abstract fuck art kinda thing, ya know? I’m trying to get into the new Better Swings & Orgy Gardens magazine.
A little feng shui for my tastes, yet I’m never invited to your unsanitary sex ceremonies! I understand that I haven’t the most artsy-fartsy agenda, but a little tea and television never hurt anybody (aside from the masses(I’m so powerful!!!)). I see how you are, bra.
Mmmm! Never been cliche before, have we?
I see I need to douse the furnace and ice down the H2O bed for your “unexpected” little visit. Hmm?
Please disclose my cliche tendencies!!! Nothing’s more cliche than trying to not be cliche!!! Just don’t tell anybody. I usually just get wasted and fall asleep on the floor like a heaping mess anyway. Couches are overrated, as are beds. Besides, your sexcapades are only unexpected if you don’t invite me. If that’s the case, I guess I’ll see you whenever.
Hmm. Touche.
I guess I did play this coy role a bit too…”hard”?
I suppose that I have become a bit too fascitious in these…clandestined matters, and I’m a bit too ambiguous in my statements.
Sorry…I apologize.
But…I’ve found that it’s just too “hard” to deal with the “after taste” of an “empty swing”…If you catch?
Maybe this fling was just not meant to be?
Maybe this inferno should be but a slight spark…and remembered as such?
Oh…I’m so confused!
So…very…fucking…confused…
…about…my…fucking…sex swing…
THE FUCKING END!
This is the greatest invention of all time
The first picture shows the D-Pad on the right side of the controller and the two buttons on the left. The following two pictures show the D-Pad on the left and the buttons on the right. Obviously these aren’t the same controller.
If my wife was looking like that, I would definitelly continue playing Mario, hopin’ to see the 8-bit princes…
bitch looks retarded
that’s 2lolo’s sister and she is retarted