The second guy to the left. He’s got some santorum leaking into his underwear, hence the facial expression. I think fried chicken oughta make it. Somebody’s gonna disappear into Megan’s Foxhole one day, good riddance! I really think lesbianism is for the strong and proud, so correct me if I’m wrong but that’s why we have some super-fried eggs. Yeah, that’s what he is, a fuckin android, he’s a lesbian. The sword of Damocles is soon to fall and henceforth thy muddy temper shall vanquish the meek.
Holy crap, what on earth have you been smoking?
Ian seems serious about his quest to show everyone what a fag he is hmmmmmmmmmmmm……… Ian chokes on cum
ObservantBadger, are you the long lost articulate cousin of 2lolo by any chance?
Is that true Ian? Do you choke on cum? Practice makes perfect. You should ask 2lolo for some pointers.
No Ian, I’m a man on a mission. My dick is invincible.
Maybe he misunderstood “beer makes any girl attractive” and was trying to do her a favour. That was no accident.
I’m Sorry but I don’t think “Beer” will help MARA!!!
Nothing is this world help help MARA FACE…
I’m a little disappointed 2lolo. A few weeks back I had high hopes for you and Mara getting together. Suppose there’s a fine line between love and hate.
I’ve been thinking some of my charisma would rub off on him, but it’s quite plain he has ADHD.
I’d probably diagnose the little scamp with attention deficit disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder (of a sexual nature… particularly things going into or coming out of asses) and the homosexuality anxiety that often accompanies it. Not to forget the obvious mental retardation/ severe developmental disability (LFDD most likely)/ possible Aspergers. He’s quite a catch.
Mara should be so lucky.
2lolo learn how to read and write and then maybe someday I’ll be offended by your insults, but in the meantime I’ll just keep laughing at your stupidity.
They let you out of rehab Nicky? Or did u finally pay your internet bill?…… And me and Fred n i have tried to educate our pal 2lolo, but as u can see no progress has been made
Oh no I think 2lolo’ s lack of grammar skills r rubbing off on me, I meant to say me n Fred. God help me please
Mara, when you say “Hello, Fred”, it sounds so sexy.
I want to have children by you.
Will you be my “friend”?
Fred I’m only 23, kids r not in my calendar. N I thought u was my best friend
I am your friend, Mara, but, please, I need more. Dirty, stinky underwear, perhaps? Please? Just indulge me a little bit? Sweety? Honey? Darling?
If not, it’s okay. I understand. I should be saving myself. Sorry. We should all “save” ourselves for that unexpected “someone”.
Sorry, Mara. I guess I’m just an asshole for trying…
Mara, it’s like…
Lol Fred, I hope you’re kidding
Mara, I am playing, but you do seem sexy. I’ll bet you look real good. I’ll be nicer if we can talk more intimate. But you just want to be friends. So, it’s okay.
I will quit being mean from now on. I’m sorry.
Can I come move in with you? I mean…I’ll bring my dick with me!
Hmm? Was it something I said?
Fred, I’m pretty sure Mara and 2lolo are the same person. Related at the very least.
Please, tell me it isn’t so.
I’m sorry but it’s best that you found out this way, before things got too serious.
I respect your honesty, Nick.
2LOLO! I’M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
No!!! I will not kick Nicky ass… cause Nicky is OK…
But I’ll be happy to have you in a cage with me….
I like how he doesn’t give a shit about the laws of physics.
They should be ammended anyways.
@FRED do you “really” think beer can help your face??? If so, next time I go drinking.. I’ll piss in a bag for you….. So you can wash your face…..
Big Win on the left neutralizes Overall Fail.
For a sec, I thought the fail was at the dude pointing at his buddy with the thumb down, hah.
so did i for a second
Best explanation. Now that she’s got ‘em, you and I gotta chance. I got the bottom first, okay?
It’s a deal!!
Oh hell!! The comments on this site are absolutely ridiculous!!!!!!!
Oh, sorry. Could we indulge you in more intellectual comments? Or were you expecting more LOLs, LMAOs, and other GTFO type internet bullshit?
Sorry. We didn’t mean to displease.
I was being a bit too much of a smartass there, sorry.
BTW: This shit ain’t funny, ya’ll. Pouring beer in peoples eyes can cause wasted beer.
Just thought I’d diss this before some fuckwit with no sense of humor and had salt in his/her vagina, did. Sorry.
It’s not “ya’ll”, it’s “yaaa’ll”. And your left upper lip should elevate a notch when you say it. Or type it.
And you have to talk out of the side of your mouth like you’ve got a big wad of tobacco on the other side. Tobacco chewers teach how to talk, yaa’ll know.
Exactly. Plus say it as loud as you can, as though you’re saying something really important, like “I’ll catcha laterz yaaa’ll!”
“How’s yore Mom-n-’em?”
“Ya’ll cum see us, now, ya hear?”
We are devoting too much time on this aren’t we?
Yee-uh. We can quit, if yeeont to.
I don’t get this. The beer seems to be defying gravity.
Rick James – “Hold my drink bitch”
“She was only 17 years old!”