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  1. I’m a little confused. Was that an advert for baseball caps? Or basketball teams? Or some kind of Make A Wish Foundation project for three kids suffering from terminal retardation? Either way, that shit was tight.

    1. He says I was his second best student ever, right after your grandmother. There’s no shame in that though. She’s good.

    2. I failed sadly. Just couldn’t get in there, how did you do 2lolo? I heard you got record breaking scores!

    3. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS: Due to the unsatisfactory grades this term, there will be two bonus projects posted on BlackBored entitled Suck Fred’s Dick and Kiss Fred’s Ass. These projects are not manditory, however if you intend to pass you will follow the directions carefully and promptly turn in these assignments.
      Also, extra credit will be given to any and all that turn in a video of your grandmother attempting to have sexual relations with a man of a different race.
      Thank you.

    4. That’s kinda unfair cus my grandma hates darkies. What about animals? If I had a video of my nan sucking off a horse, would that be worth extra credit? How about me giving an elderly Eskimo gentleman a Polish Bike Ride? That has to be worth something.

    5. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS: Half credit will be given on the Extra Credit assignment for videos of Grandma licking Nutella off an unrestrained zebra.

    6. I don’t think I can find a zebra in time. What if I paint a small horse? I’m gonna submit the Eskimo video anyway, cus I think you’ll enjoy it.

  2. I feel great pain those guy’s asses…

    SCHOOL BOYS ARE THA SHIT!

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  3. I totally want “Ian Stacks” to direct my first music video haha. Jeez, when i was their age I didn’t knew all that shit. I bet they never had any boners yet.

    1. Yeah this was retarded the first time why they post again bunch of white kids saying drugs are stupid

  4. The late great $tack Boy$. This short-lived power trio first harnessed their unmitigated Rap powers to break into the mainstream rap scene in the early 2010’s. A beginning to what would be a rough and tumultuous road to legendary status. The stack boys would go on to release a multitude of number one hits like “Where’s My Pants”, “Red Gatorade is the Best Gatorade”, “Txting my Mom Downstairs” and the most popular “Where da’ Snacks at?” Ironically, their last single would go on to play an alternate roll in their demise after rapper, Sir Snacks A Lot, was found dead at the jungle gym after overdosing on Doritos.

    1. Hmm. I’m gonna investigate that when my satelite gets back in orbit and Hughesnet lets me look at something other than porn. Thanks for the info. I like info stuff. Stuff is interesting to me.

  5. Mh. I think I didn’t get the point, if there was one anyway. I wouldn’t care, if it wasn’t for the cow. Why the cow? It’s so confusing, I won’t be able to sleep/eat/masturbate/torture my sister normally tonight.

  6. To Miss. Fred “APE-Shit” Butfuck

    Last night my girlfriend and I went to see a Movie. by Jane Goodall. Now I understand, Your life you had. Growing up as an APE. But I was happy to learn that you became the QUEEN of the APES.. Is that when your learn to do “ASS to MOUTH”???

    1. Jane Goodall? Fuck, 2lolo! I think there’s a chance I can make an intelligent fuckwit out of you yet?
      Is there a chance that I could introduce you to Carl Sagan and the Cosmos before we end our endearing relationship?
      But, yet, I’m reaching, aint I?

    2. WHOA, WHOA FRED!!! Carl Sagan is a “Big Boy” read. I don’t think 2Lolo would even be able to sound out half the shit in those books.

    3. Well, Asimov wrote some children’s science books. Maybe we should start him out on those. I’m not sure he’s out of the Dick and Jane starters, yet, though.

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