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Self Defense Win32

By jason in Win on April 23, 2012
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32 Comments : trollzone

  1. VS posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:02 am

    That’s almost as impressive as jet li in Deadly Weapon something where he picks the gun apart.

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  2. Benny J posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:32 am

    impressive ..SURE! but if that gun was loaded with bullets he would have been hit. because if it was a real clip full of bullets and the guy pulled it back. mean even if he hit the clip release . a bullet would have been loaded into the chamber already. good defense against not loaded weapons.ROFL

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  3. jetty posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:53 am

    Right hand to the wrist, left hand to the barrel. This draws the barrel of the gun across the defenders body as the defender is removing it from the hand of the attacker. What if the left hand went to the wrist, and the right hand to the barrel?

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    • Ian posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:07 am

      What would happen if the guy with gun was not patient and just shot him in the head??

    • Nicky No Name posted on April 23, 2012 at 9:22 am

      What would happen if badgers developed an insatiable craving for human flesh?

  4. Nicky No Name posted on April 23, 2012 at 4:25 am

    I prefer the ‘soil yourself and cry’ defensive strategy… 60% of the time, it works every time. Curling up in a foetal position is also highly effective.

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    • vic posted on April 23, 2012 at 12:30 pm

      I used to cast defensive spells with my Harry Potter wand. Now I never leave the house without my trusty lightsaber!

    • Nicky No Name posted on April 23, 2012 at 12:36 pm

      I would pay to see someone shout “expelliarmus!” whilst waving a wand at an armed criminal.

  5. Gallade posted on April 23, 2012 at 9:01 am

    Henry Houdini called.He wants his hands back.

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    • Nicky No Name posted on April 23, 2012 at 9:21 am

      Is he related to Harry Houdini? How did he dial the number with no hands?!

    • BigStank posted on April 23, 2012 at 12:46 pm

      Same way people who are paraplegics use phones.

    • Nicky No Name posted on April 23, 2012 at 12:54 pm

      Do they dial with their face then put it on speaker-phone?

    • Lymbe posted on April 23, 2012 at 2:50 pm

      Deep waters Nick, don’t go there… Hell and stuff.

    • Lymbe posted on April 23, 2012 at 2:51 pm

      Or worse… Ultra-christians who can type.

    • Nicky No Name posted on April 23, 2012 at 3:03 pm

      I’ve been to London like ten times, so Hell doesn’t scare me. Praise Allah.

    • Amy Winehouse posted on April 26, 2012 at 2:27 pm

      Nicky I know you’re freshly back at EpicFail. Congrats… but, uhmmm.. you may want to pace yourself? Too much Nicky can be toxic. ;-)

  6. RoccoL posted on April 23, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    In real life the black kid would have without warning shot you first…taken 3 dollars and your Iphone all just for fun.
    Your nifty little Ninja move would all be for moot.

    Reply
  7. JK posted on April 23, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    I don’t understand why people add slowmo repeats to crap videos, yet when one surfaces which is truly deserving of a slowmo replay, it doesn’t get one.

    WHYYYYYY!

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    • poopr posted on April 23, 2012 at 1:04 pm

      indeed!

    • Adelaide C. F. posted on April 23, 2012 at 1:42 pm

      Hah, that’s true!

  8. poopr posted on April 23, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Well, I actually prefer the Krav Maga way which means grabbing the gun and KICKIN THE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BALLS UNTIL HE SQUEALS LIKE A CASTRATED PIG… oh yeah… but that’s just my opinion

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    • Zach posted on April 23, 2012 at 1:34 pm

      Yes. yes.

      We are all impressed by your internet tough guy speech.

      I’m sure you’re so wicked sweet you would melt the gun with awesome while having sex with many a lady.

    • Adelaide C. F. posted on April 23, 2012 at 1:44 pm

      @ Zach: Touché…

    • poopr posted on April 25, 2012 at 10:10 am

      @PorcupinePenis:
      Yes, that’s how I handle things…

  9. Adelaide C. F. posted on April 23, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    Now that was awesome! I wonder how long did it take to master this move.

    Reply
  10. bigevil1990 posted on April 23, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    153 trollers will be shot

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  11. Kool1 posted on April 23, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    At least the attempt of such action will bring your odds of survival down to a 50 50 chance where as not taking that chance will be a certain death also in that movement by an amateur its probably a closer chance of certain death from the gun discharging within the action itself,but the way this profesional defender

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  12. SlipStool posted on April 24, 2012 at 10:29 am

    This is all if the robber is at point blank range. Anywhere else and your screwed. Also dont forget that blacks are cowards so they stick in groups.

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  13. sancho posted on April 25, 2012 at 1:19 am

    This works great with robbers that will let you move their arm around and position the gun at the perfect exact level you are most comfortable doing this, tell them to wait and bam!

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  14. Morons posted on April 25, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Because only a moron would put a gun that close to your face. People like that should be tortured before being crushed by a ton of feces.

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  15. thulsa_doom posted on April 26, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    of course black man is negative one

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  16. ha? posted on May 2, 2012 at 2:50 am

    that is stupid … will never work in the real world unless some1 thought his gun is a knife and got that close to you… my advice is when u see some1 with a gun give him everything maybe u`ll might just live :)

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