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yee-haw beeotch!
So many people that have horses think they’re experts, but you can’t play with a horse like you do with a dog. I wouldn’t let my kid play with a horse this way, but that’s me. I’ll bet a band-aid didn’t repair that.
That’s true Fred. You can’t play with a horse like you would a dog. A horse requires 2 hands and much more saliva.
@Nicky, Is that what you did to my Dog “PINEAPPLE” when you RAPE HIM?????
How many times 2lolo?! It’s not rape if they can’t say no.
No means yes, anyway. Best indicator is how the tail is wagged.
But if no means yes, then does yes still mean yes? I always get confused there.
If you can hold the animal still enough, for long enough, then it’s fair game. Doesn’t hurt to buy them dinner afterwards though.
Well, you must be correct, because you’ve been schooling me on this for quite a while and PETA hasn’t shown up to contradict you yet.
BTW: You used to read the Dr. Dolittle books, didn’t you?
Now I know Nicky’s real name: Marlin Perkins!
hey Fred to continue our earlier convo
I can get you both i know a whore house real close to the school
if you don’t wanna pay for it you just have to date one (they don’t know what rape is they think it means you love them)
I held her down long enough….. what do you call her mom? thats a stupid name
@ me, where do I sign up?
first step is to come to China, second step go to a school and talk endlish there’s a high demand for native english speaking teachers
Well, I’m working on a Bachelors right now. I did this in Thailand for 5 years and enjoyed it.
the problem with thailand is most of them are use TSs where i am they are born female
I don’t understand. What are TSs?
sorry, i meant to say used TSs (TS being ladyboys like 2lolo)
Oh. Well, they are easily distinguished, in my opinion. And you’ll find a ladyboy, for the most part, if that’s what you’re looking for. For some reason, “some people” have that “problem”.
just mean since Bangkok (the capitol of thailand) is the mecca for TSs it’s very easy to run into them there and some have had so much surgeries you can barely tell they used to be a guy
“You got knocked…the FUCK out!!”
Holy Cow!
its holy horse get it right silly
It was a horse you silly billy!
lol
H-H-H-HEADSHOT
Off to the glue factory for that nag.
dammm thats painful poor horse
FRED!!!! What Kids???? Are you talking about the Monkeys???
i guess some people still dont understand not to get behind a horse,or that might happen.
exactly!
well said!
fuck he killed her
I hate when people turn the camera off. The aftermath is just as good as the main event. She would have been all like “AWWWW SNAP, my fuckin face hurts!” Then the dude would have been like, “DAMN, BITCH!” Then she would be like, “OMG I can’t feel my legs!”, and then they would laugh.
I know, right? The moments after are always the most precious. There should, at least, be a follow-up where we get to see the jaw hanging by its tendons. If people are going to post these, they should show the hilarious parts.
That’s why I give props to the broken toe guy video just posted. He was by himself, broke his toe in half, and even had teh presence of mind to take his camera off the tripod and give us a closeup.
It annoys me when people turn the camera off right after the accident, too!
Ingredients 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 bananas, mashed
3/4 cup white sugar
1 egg, lightly beaten
1/3 cup butter, melted
1/3 cup packed brown sugar
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 tablespoon butter
Directions Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease 10 muffin cups, or line with muffin papers.
In a large bowl, mix together 1 1/2 cups flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. In another bowl, beat together bananas, sugar, egg and melted butter. Stir the banana mixture into the flour mixture just until moistened. Spoon batter into prepared muffin cups.
In a small bowl, mix together brown sugar, 2 tablespoons flour and cinnamon. Cut in 1 tablespoon butter until mixture resembles coarse cornmeal. Sprinkle topping over muffins.
Bake in preheated oven for 18 to 20 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into center of a muffin comes out clean.
Got any good cornbread recipes? Or how ’bout some salmon patties? I love them fuckin’ salmon patties!
That’s what Mara is! A salmon pattie with mudflaps!
The butter should be chilled
Thanks, Xim, but so far, she is.
Kick to the jaw and the arms go straight…… I wonder if Steven Seagal will claim he trained this horse how to kick??
Yeah you know… horses and politics don’t mix well. Old Caligula should’ve known that…
but he didn’t … went all “Mister Hands” once he got bored.
The horse jumped over the next obstacle, stopped and turned around for his treat, and was like, “Where’d that bitch go?”
Having been involved with training horses, the dozey bitch should have had that horse on a lead rope and been on the inside, the kick in the head is well desrved for her own stupidity…
FUCKING CAPS LOCK KO BIIIIATCH