I’d say no to an idiot who thinks bursting into the bathroom and proposing while on the f..king toilet is a good idea. Actually, I’ll change the locks too.
So, I guess, while bringing you right to the brink of orgasm, he stops, flips on the lights, brings in family and friends, and gets down on one knee, is not a real good idea either?
Fred the more effective way is not to ask but stick it in her face if you ask she just say no (as a tip it only works if you’ve already fucked her at least once)
2lolo for a virgin like you i will explain how to tell if it’s a woman or not 1) stick your finger in 2) pull it out 3) if it smells like fish it’s a female, if it smells like pineapple it’s a male
You know how smells remind you of places and experiences, this is genius, every time either of them take a shit they will remember this very special day.
classy , a shit she will never forget!
great moment!!!!
Shitty Proposal
I’d say no to an idiot who thinks bursting into the bathroom and proposing while on the f..king toilet is a good idea. Actually, I’ll change the locks too.
So, I guess, while bringing you right to the brink of orgasm, he stops, flips on the lights, brings in family and friends, and gets down on one knee, is not a real good idea either?
when i walk in on a girl on the toilet it’s only to ask for a blow job (works 20% of the time)
20%? Hmm. That’s not bad. I’m gonna have to try that technique.
@”ME”, FRED is not a real girl!!! Get it right.. FOOL!!!!
Fred the more effective way is not to ask but stick it in her face if you ask she just say no (as a tip it only works if you’ve already fucked her at least once)
2lolo for a virgin like you i will explain how to tell if it’s a woman or not 1) stick your finger in 2) pull it out 3) if it smells like fish it’s a female, if it smells like pineapple it’s a male
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Scary, reminds me of my ex husband. I repeat, EX husband, just sayin!!
Maybe it’s not a proposal. Maybe her turd got stuck and this man came to save her with his sidekick the camera man. He’s a hero.
I don’t care if Ed McMahon was trying to give me a million dollar check. No one bothers me in the bathroom.
So we can rule you out as being the guy on the can in the “Study Group Fail”?
The ring was the only thing that she needed to wipe.
She already had a ring. That’s why she needed to wipe.
@FRED, Someday a man will fall in love with you FRED….. But first you need to learn to wipe…. After you give him “ASS to MOUTH”…….
Sorry Florin. I missed your point earlier.
PUKE
got to be canadian
You know how smells remind you of places and experiences, this is genius, every time either of them take a shit they will remember this very special day.
some people are really fucked up.who took the picture,uncle jim bob?
oh hunni im so Happy i could just Shit
fail #666
The bathroom is a good place for a douche to propose.
They both look filthy.