All jokes aside, the marketing behind this is lame as fuck. Who the hell sat down and said let’s combine masturbation with bathing?
Personally I consider showers as “break-time”.
Well, sometimes,…No! Most of the time, I get frisky in the shower and it becomes time to get jiggy wid it.
Ya know the four Sh’s, right? Shit, shower, shave and shoot off?
I’d sh-ut the door first. And now a haiku:
See What I’ve Done There,
No, Not Unintentional…
Really, Do You See?
Shaving is for pussies… get it? GET IT? Oh okay, that was lame…
At least now when my wife catches me tugging in the shower I can safely say I’m cleaning my weener.
Lymbe, te quiero..
IAN, Your wife called, Nicky No Name said you but milk…
@FRED, REALLY YOU SHOWER???
Yeah 2lolo, that made A LOT of sense…
…because they don’t wash their genitals?
Because you cant wash off aids.
I suppose you could slip that on and wash together. Any of you girls wanna take a bath?
I’ll bet Mara’s mudflaps are muddy.
Fred seriously, what are mud flaps?
I told you. Labia minora. If you’ll google that and read, you’ll understand. If women didn’t have mudflaps, then they’d get muddy when they walked in the rain.
I know what a labia minora is Fred. Seriously what are mud flaps?
Labia minora ARE mudflaps Mara… And all females have them, unless they were born male, then Im not sure they are technically female…
SOMEDAY FRED you will get your very own MUDFLAPS……
I srsly cannot believe this
I don’t get it, black people don’t wash their junk?
no he’s TRYING to play off the “all black people are hung” shtick and its too small. Hence the Asian dude saying it was for him.. cause all Asians have wee men
Fred…you crack me up…love your work!!
Thanks. Just work abit and screw around, work abit and screw around.
JAMO, after thinking about it abit, I think I may start my own site. And I have your motivation to thank.
So, again: Thank you.
I’ll try and let you know.
where’s the win? you use it a few times and then you need a bigger dick as the hole grows larger…
I’m going to buy this for my boyfriend.
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