Epic Boyfriend Fail51
By jason in People Fail on April 30, 2012
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Bitches Be Crazy…
Has this guy never heard of “conflict of interest”?
Everything about this wreaks of bullshit.
I’m sorry to sound chauvinistic, but the first paragraph proves (to me, anyways) that it was a woman having a ballbusting attitude toward men that wrote this.
I heard this before it showed up here, but I still think it’s bullshit. I would never trust an ex to put me under and screw around with my teeth. Hell, I would trust an ex to …well…well, fuck…you know me!
I thought the same thing! What kind of retard goes to an ex for a medical procedure? He probably wanted it for a discount or free, in which case, I hate to admit it but I probably would have done the same thing (and taken a picture of his dumb, toothless ass to post online). This kind of stupid shouldn’t go unpunished…
Well, this could be true. I mean, he is a 45 yr old guy…messing with a 35 yr old “dentist”.
These guys are pretty naive, in my opinion, but IDK.
You know, blonde women don’t have a monopoly on stupidity. Some of my contemporaries are pretty stupid. I mean, just look through this website.
Haha! No blondes don’t have a monopoly on stupidity. Most women are dumb. I know Ill take some heat for it but women don’t always think things through, we think “oh yeah, that will make me feel better” without thinking of the consequences. I know because Iv done it, several times.
I’m an equal opportunity offender, most guys are dumb too, just look at this asshole. But Iv lost hope for humanity because it seems like only the stupid are breeding…
Well, again you and I seem to agree, but I guess we should stop agreeing, cause everyone thinks that we should bump uglies when we agree like this…so…
Wanna fuck?
Haha! In the worst kind of way! I would do all kinds of dirty things to you!
Fuck a room! Lets lease.
No apartments or duplexes… I’m kinda loud when I fuck, and we can go for as long as it takes. Fucking hate nosy neighbors!
All you women are loud! What’s up with that? Why can’t you bite a piece of wood and be quiet?
Haha! I can bite you if you like…
Ungh!…I have to sign off now. I have to…uh…go to sleep…Yeah, that’s it! Sleep! Later?
Sleep and masturbation are two completely different things, unless your really talented, in which case kudos to you!
Well, I’m sure I’ll be fully awake thru the first three or five sessions and then it’s wet dreams. It’s just the ointment thing, ya know? It’s just so lubricative too, ya know?
I see a “crying game” moment in the very near future. I know a good therapist Fred. Just looking out for you buddy!!
You’re alright, Ian. I don’t care what 2lolo says about you.
There was most likely only one dentist in the area…
Yankees really have no common sense, huh?
Hey, Eva. Ya wanna fuck?
Isn’t “eva braun” a man…?
Judging by the “what was she doing out of the kitchen” comment below.
I thought she was Hitler’s gal.
She was.
What a bitch!! At least she did not cut his dick off, in a way he’s lucky.
You know, that wasn’t mentioned. Highly suspect in this situation. Maybe he decided to not mention that. You know how they dream of cutting our balls off.
I love this woman… wait, guys cant fuck with women all they want and as soon as we hear about woman being ballsy to fuck with a guy, guys call her crazy. Just word of wise, dont fuck with women as much as you guys think you can. We live in different times now than what we heard about from our grandparents. When women were slaves and guys just sat on their fucking ass and drank beer. Fuck him, he is an idiot for going to his ex in the first place. Now thats an epic fail.
Fuck off!
Ohhh Yeah…thats whats been happening through time. Men sit on their asses while women do the real work.
-bbc.
What was she doing out of the kitchen?
Ah, the good old days, “When women were slaves and guys just sat on their fucking ass and drank beer”.
Calgon, take me away!
He still has a penis though, and a malpractice lawsuit I’m sure. Can’t really complain lol
Everyone is calling her names, but he broke up with her and then A FEW DAYS LATER he had a girlfriend and he still had the nerve to ask her for dental work (probably tried to get it for free too). What is she like the only dentist in Poland??
Link to the story: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sweet-revenge-dentist-pulls-ex-boyfriend-teeth-dumped-article-1.1069114
so, yeah it’s clearly his fault then… NOT!
I love this woman. He fucking deserved it for being stupid.
This is some bullshit story
nobody here (in Poland, Wroclaw) heard about it.
good thing she wasn’t a proctologist.. he would have woken up with his asshole sewn shut… lol
Well I guess this is why we have lots of jokes about the Polish being stupid.
Yeah, you must be very smart. The story is not true, I live in Wrocław, no one has ever heard about that. And we, in Poland, have lots of jokes about stupid Americans…
what a childish loser gitch. he should be able to yank hers out, no numbing, no license to practice, no prior experience, and get more than 5yrs. in jail. jail is much more harsh than prison. poor guy! not to mention she should be paying him for the rest of her life. if he dies, the money will go to the closest relative. i can’t believe she just gets a slap on the wrist. what a shame!!!
What’s a gitch?
This was in the newspaper. What gets me is that he went to her a few days after breaking up with her… and he already had another girlfriend. 0.0
Sounds kinda weird to me…
Since when does one get a full anesthesia to treat a toothache? Local anesthesia wouldn’t affect ALL of his teeth… Unless dentists work differently in Poland, that is.
yall are all nerds end of story
hey,am polish and I’ve read about it in poland too. the story has its own life and it’s anit true story. but first i thought we have crazy polish dentists
Luckily implants are not that bad. Though he faces a rough life. This is a lesson to people, don’t trust an ex you just broke up with, you don’t know how much they’re hurting.
WHY the hell would let your ex do anything IN YOUR MOUTH?
I bet she recently watched I Spit On Your Grave the remake. Guy’s in deep shit, got his dick cut off…and shoved down his throat.
ALL I WANT TO SAY IS
THIS IS NOT A REALLY STORY PPL, THEY SAID IT IN A POLISH TV… ANYWAY ENGLAND, AMERICA AND OTHER COUNTRIES KEEP TAKING ABOUT IT…
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That’s because Uhmerican news SUCKS!
that’s not true! I live in Wrocław, no one has ever heard about the story, what’s more there’s no such doctor in here…
reminds me of Berenice by Edgar Allan Poe…