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I guess people like these inspire writers and movie directors to come on with characters like Jabba the Hutt
Is that pee? It looks like pee, i bet it’s pee….
I was just wondering why she was carrying a jug of pee? Might be on her way to the DR for her tests. GAWD knows she is going to need a couple. Do you think she is virgin?
imagine giving her a sponge bath
What in the sweet flyin fu@k is going on here?
Well, you see, it’s a new way of attracting and killing pussy-sucking-gnats. It’s good for us that don’t have pussies, but kinda smell like them.
I’m doing a double workout tonight.
DP, huh?
Shotgun!
fred is a fat looser geek fuck
A ‘looser’ or a ‘loser?
Bullying: your doing it wrong…
The word “geek” is too hackneyed. I still wonder what Fred looks like though.
My, what a curious bunch you are!
Okay, I’ll give some clues: I’m short (5.5 feet). I’m approx. 140 lbs (a little overweight, IMO, from all this sitting on my ass and studying shit) but not fat. I have short, dark brown (everbody else says it’s black) curly hair. And everybody complains about my evil smirk, though it’s simply just a polite smile. I’m told I’m cute by many women ( I get my share of vadge and sometimes other’s share).
Now, what else ya need to know?
Oh! And I always have my share of losers like Moolie Killer that is jealous of me in real life, just like here on the web. It’s always all about a dick contest with guys like Moolie. It’s just their way of trying to get me to show them my dick.
Well, Im not jealous of you but I would like you to show me your dick!
We gotta be live in person, and you gotta shuck them drawers of yours at the same time. I wanna be gazing lovingly at your mudflaps as your lovingly gazing at my ironcock. Rules are rules.
Agreed!
He dont like u kelta. Whore alert kelta is in the building.
Ok, A) With a name like suckitall, you really shouldn’t be calling anyone a whore and B) Whores get paid, I do it for pleasure, so you’re wrong as usual.
I really wish you two could get along so we could have a threesome. Let’s all be friends.
Hmmmmm, let me think about it, no… At least Mara has some intelligence. Suckitall is like a female 2lolo… I know guys can fuck anything, and it’s even better if they don’t have a brain, but it just doesn’t work for me if I have to murder them and cut them up into little pieces afterward.
Mmm! I want something with your smell on it.
Yeah baby! What do you want? I’v already got some soiled panties headed your way and I included the matching bra.
Fabulous! I’m gonna lay them, inside out and crotch up on my pillow for when I dive into bed.
In still a virgin.
Or you could send me your pillowcase and I will make you a video of me masturbating with it and send them both back to you…
At one point, suckitall, you stated something about your daughter. How can you be a virgin and have a daughter?
Wasn’t she the one that said you ruined her relationship because he thought she was cheating or something? Or was that someone else?
Pillowcases are not as sexy as panties. I like panties. Ones with the little spot where you’ve scratched yourself. That shit drives me wild.
Right. And her daughter was mad at her or something to that effect.
I adopted her. Im nit gonna talk to u fred anymore. I really liked u but i guess that wasnt good enough.
Suckitall… You can’t control what people do, all you can do is be good enough that they keep coming back for more. Just a friendly tip
Thanks but i still love Fred.
Wow Fred, you revealed a lot this time. Never though that was the actual description of your physical appearance, I had something else in mind that fitted more your extroverted personality and high intelectual..But yeah, I’m not judging you, I’m 5’5” as well, but i’m a girl, so it’s average, and i’ve got curly light brown hair and my eyes are hazel but tend to change colour over time..Anyways, you gave me a nerdy description of yourself, I feel like Ive been in love with the wrong person the whole time. Sorry, Honesty is my religion.
Well, Britishgirl, I’m sorry about giving you the wrong facts. I’m still horny for you though.
Grrrr. Im horney for you fred
LOL WHO NEEDS UNDERWEAR!
WHO WANTS AN OBSTACLE!
DID SOMEONE SAY CAPS LOCK? FUCK YEAH HEY GUYS WHAT’S UP!
Im in love with FRED.
Send me your soiled panties. Then I can smell your love.
Sorry i cant. Do have a fb
I don’t deal with fb.
Why?
Because I dont wear panties
Bullshit! Everybody wears panties. I wear them on my face at night.
I just got an image of you as Hannibal Lecter with a pantie mask.
Actually, I’ve been sewing myself a woman suit.
“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard!”
HA!!! “It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again!”
I dont wear underwear. I can cum in a sock then give it to you.
So your a morphadite?
What is a morphadite
Someone who has both sex organs.
No im not. Im a girl who can squirt. Im a chosen one. I just d.ont wear underwear
Haha i agree suckitall. Hes kicking ass up there.
Oh, yeah? Tell me about yourself.
nice to see she carries her piss around with her
I’m 6’2 grandparents called me silverback since I was a kid grandpa said I was a good football player he was right..Broad shoulders and medium to thick waistline workout, mixed martial arts and swimming is all I do in my spare time.. Love to cook and eat.. Lol
I don’t think there is enough fire with which to kill this…but we can hope…
all yal are lame and wtf is yal tlkin bout???
who needs pants?