i wish this is last comment
The perfect place to hang his Chris Brown, and Kanye West CDs.
XD That was just too damn funny
Lmao perfect comment!!!
Brilliant quip…well done sir!
Yes! Gotta give you credit for that one, Vic.
But I believe he has plenty of room to hang his Rick James Complete Works there also. And, maybe, most of his Prince collection, too.
Maybe a long shot but that could be Fred and 2lolo… Just a something to think about.
What the fuck am I looking at!!
National Geographic for girls?
PLEASE Help yourself, FRED love it when you suck on hid TITS…… ASK NICK !!!!!!
@ 2lolo! Isn’t that you standing right beside those dick-nipples on your brother? Nice family moments you’ve got there buddy!
It’s like E.T’s finger!!! Aggggrrrhhhh help
disgusting! just barfed in my mouth…damn lafayette
L O L , true blood,
I’m thinking that t-shirt was in one piece when he put it on… slight breeze and those fuckers broke free. Have to say, they are truly unnerving. You could hang a coat off of them. Try not to imagine chewing on them though… it’s a tricky mental image to get rid of.
EWWWW! For fuck’s sake! EWWW!
Other than the, “Hello, 2lolo. How are you?” comment, this has to be your sickest to date. You need thurpy.
I’m guessing they taste like chicken and have a rubbery texture.
I’m guessing I’m gonna puke up that rotissarie chicken I just ate.
Just try not to think of it next time you tug one out. This photo has already ruined 3 of my wanks today.
That wouldn’t even be sexy if it was on a woman.
He must produces milk. Moobs milk…
HOPE IM BLIND
surely those aren’t real, must be something he stuck on top, looks freaking horrible, surely if you had nipples like that you wouldn’t parade them around.
can i hang my jacket on it
FRED!! FRED!! I ask you to post your pic. Not this pic. of you, 17 years ago. Today FRED (right) add 143 pounds, with bigger LIPs, Fred ass is so damn big!! We called FRED Watermelon ass.. FRED Remember 17 years ago you served drinks on you ass…..
You are a moronic idiot. Everywhere you post, everything you say… is nonsensical garbage.
Correction. You aren’t even qualified to be moronic… maybe ‘moreoffic’… because you are more off than you are ever on. Congratulations, you justify the creation of a new adjective.
I dub thee “2lolo, The Moreoffic Idiot”.
Oooh this could be a fun game! How about ‘repetard’ (re-pee-tard)… due to his apparent love of repeating the same old shit and the fact that he is clearly retarded. Whoever thinks of the best portmanteau (big word bonus!!!) gets to spend the night with Mexican Mara. Dios mio!
Challenge accepted. At first I thought ’2sloslo’ on account of him being ‘slow’, but then I realized he types his replies so fast and obviously without thinking them through so that one is ruled out… I don’t want to encourage him to reply any faster than he already does.
‘Clone of Raphus Cucullatus’ (or ’2DoDo’ for short, you know so he knows when we are referring to him)…
’2homo’ is too easy… waitaminute… that’s it! ’2EZ’ He is too easy to troll on.
I’m sorry, when I think of 2lolo, every play on words that comes to me is about ass stuff.
Grenouille gets the +2 win for staying within the rule of portemanteau. Combining two words or phrases together to make one word was a little too much for my brain today, I blew my wad with ‘moreoffic’
Although, hammering ASS TO MOUTH stuff there is, but I’m not sure about the american part.
By the way, why “portmanteau”? Here we call it “mot-valise”, and I’m quite curious about your “portmanteau”, because it looks like our “porte-manteau”, which is.. Well, those nipples of his could easily do the job of a porte-manteau. My eternal gratitude to the person who can enlighten me on this.
‘Stuperoid’: stupid or stuper on steroids.
Out of all the insults the only one I heard was, Nicky calling me a mexican. No offense to all the mexicans out there, but I’m boricua and I’m proud to say it…. And you guys are hilarious.
OOOO! I love boricua! Mara, can I rub my big hard nipples across your boricua?
@Nicky, You get a gold star for the big word bonus! I love it! My word would be homotard…
Okay, I’ll play this game, but I’m old fashioned. I like “fuckwit”. Does that fit the qualifications?
Trolific for prolifically trolling Fred any time he can
Despite the fact I’ve been up destroying people all night on Scramble with friends, I can’t think of any portmanteu worthy of such a fucktard. Oh wait! Tada!
But I was going to say 2lowlow. The 2 referring to his IQ, and the lowlow referring to his IQ.
Haha I like it Mara, you have no objection about being offered as first prize but complain about being called Mexican. You racist bitch. In my defence, I knew you weren’t Mexican but ‘Puerto Rican Mara’ doesn’t sound as good.
The portmanteau (Google it Grenouille, you lazy tart) competition is going well so far… lots of excellent suggestions but hard to say who’s winning… personally, I vote that all female competitors win on the condition that we get to watch them molest Mexican Mara (AKA The Boricua Bruja).
Oooh, I got a gold star too!! Much obliged Kelta (and don’t worry, I won’t tell Fred).
Wow that was quite the uppercut Nicky, had to look up for “tart”, and I don’t get why I deserved it. Maybe it’s not as violent as the traductions my friend dictionnary offers. Or maybe it is, and then, be it.
Nicky lighten up. Isn’t this website to have fun? Why would I be bothered by you offering me as a prize?? I know it was a joke so I was just trying to go along with it? We will never meet, never talk on the phone, I will never see what you look like, so why be offended when I know that won’t happen? ….. On the racist subject, I have family mixed with mexicans and Dominicans, and they always crack on us for being jibaros and we crack on them for being mexicans. And out of all the people on this website that are always making offensive racist and hurtful comments, you’re gonna call me racist? Because I didn’t wanna be called a Mexican? Get out of here with you’re uptight grumpy ass. You’re probably old enough to be my grandfather, that’s why you’re really mad.
Oh dear Mara, I fear that the subtleties of my wit have eluded you once again. For future reference, to save confusion, here are a few facts about me… I think racism can be funny, if you do it right, but I’m not racist. I’m 28. I enjoy masturbating to weird Japanese porn. I hate retarded Internet catchphrases, Facebook and political correctness. I live in sunny England and above all, I am a dick. A massive one. Yet I have a tiny penis. Now that’s irony.
So… when are you girls gonna get naked and wrestle? I’m free this evening after 10pm GMT (public toilets close at 10).
Yeah, Nicky! Lighten up!…And gimme my fuckin’ star!
This gives a whole new meaning to man-milk.
wow. the bible didn’t mention jesus’ funny nipples.
Dick nipples are so wrong….
Who the fuck said I had nipples on my dick? That’s a DAMNED LIE! Those are just warts.
omfg that shit should be censored!
Monkeys gotta have someplace for all them nappyheads to attach to when they swing from the trees… and you know they can’t touch that fake ass hair!
Ak47 bullet Nipples make the hood love me!!!
gives new perspective on the “purple nurple”
I will never look at a buttery nipple the same again.
If you like it you should put a ring on it.
On the plus side, I’m sure his nipples could cut glass, regardless of how cold they become.
A la Bestia!!!!jajajajaja WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think i just puked a little
what the fuck is wrong with man these days
Absolute epicness american douchebagery
i like his hair .. what ? the do look nice and you know it !
WTF! Now i can’t sleep at night
ummm wow o.o this’ll give you night mares
o my freaking god 0_o
his nipples look like a but plug yuckers