Oh joy of joys! My soul is elated! Mumsy told me i’d never achieve anything, she was wrong!
I think you just proved her right.
It’s raining like hell here, Mara. I can’t get out and do what I was wanting to do today. Wanna masturbate together?
What are the odds? It’s pouring over here as well. But I’m working, my day off is tomorrow so maybe then?
Don’t do it Mara. Fred is a very selfish lover.
Is it okay if I go ahead and start early? I’ll try not to be too sore for you tomorrow.
Fred’s appendage looks like a trampled cabbage.
I can get it doctored up before tomorrow. Just gotta stop watching porn. Maybe I’ll listen to Rush Limbaugh. That seems to work for some people.
That looks nothing like Barack Obama! Racist bastards.
Hola Mara! Que hora es?
Que vas hacer hoy?
Masturbación y viendo Oprah. Lo de siempre.
You write Spanish very well. I dont think you’re using google, you’re probably the Mexican here, not me. What’s your name Carlos Rosario or Lucas puente?
My name’s Nicky Martin. I’m Ricky’s younger, much more talented/ handsome brother. There’s no shame in my Latino heritage. I’m proud to be a beaner/ honky hybrid.
I’ve got banned from Diablo 3 for saying that witch doctor looks like him …
Van a ser las once Nicky. Casi hora de almuerzo
Dios Mio! Casi hora de Oprah! Me tengo que ir, rápidamente!
Mara, you and I are in the same time zone. I think we live next to each other.
Unless you live in a tropical island then I don’t think were nowhere near each other.
Well, now that Castro is dead, I could swim over to your island. Or you could swim over to mine. We could play Robinson Crusoe. I get to play the cannibal.
@FRED, Is that you or one of your family?? You look all the same too me…..
Put your birth control glasses on. You’re never gonna get laid anyway.