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Christians are hilarious and should be ridiculed.
I couldn’t agree with you more Treph!
They put the fun in fundamentalism and, oddly enough, they also put the mental in it too.
We’ll see who’s laughing at the end. Hope you guys can laugh when youre burning in hell.
Mara? Let me do you in the butt.
@FRED, WHAT????? I never know you lick a woman ASS-O….. YES!! MARA, FRED Is the best….
For once he’s telling the truth, Mara.
Idk Fred I’ve never tried that out idk if I’ll like it
@Mara- Once you get past the initial shock, its really quite amazing, you get a completely different type of orgasm. It’s not something you want to do everyday (unless your in porn) but on special occasions its a treat for both partners.
@Mara- Just so you know, I’m already “going to hell”… I’m just trying to get a good spot now!
and by your information, this is not a fail
I’ll go easy, Mara. But then, I’m always easy.
Why can’t we all get back to making fun of homosexuals as God intended.
Typical atheist misquote. That part in Leviticus is specifically dealing with the pagan religious rituals of the people living around the Israelites. Nothing to do with Christians lol
Lol typical sayings of a Christian. Christianity is a mix of paganism and Judaism and Sumerian creation stories. Constantine did that purposely, because “the control it had over the masses.” There is so much added and, omitted also along the way. Who is to tell what its original message was. And check REV:18 out if you don’t think it was editted.
Thats why I hate it when someone tries to quote the bible at me to make a point.
Someone is well educated jackmeauff!
I think Joh was doing LSD when he wrote Revelations.
*John
ok ok , i know this is really really bad, but WHAT’S A PAGAN?
Well, I’ll get corrected on this but Pagans are defined by different views. To many Christians, Pagans are religions other than than “standard” ones. Some would say that the Druids were “the” Pagans. I think I’m correct to say that originally the Romans that practiced any kind of rituals to the old Roman gods were the original Pagans. Native Americans were considered Pagans. Some say Satanic cults were Pagans.
Now, someone correct my mistakes on this, because I admit I’m no expert.
@Bluntgirl- It depends on who you talk to, but typically it is a polytheistic (meaning many gods) religion.
Many people who call themselves pagan today practice magic in addition to worshiping many gods. They also tend to interchange the words ‘wiccan’ and ‘pagan’.
That’s about the extent of my knowledge.
I could have sworn Leviticus was Old Testament. You know, before Jesus and Chritians.
Daniel yes… before this quote, there were wuotes like “do not cut your hair, do not shave”
if you judge the man by the tattoo… we all are going to hell for shaving and cutting hair off
*Jesus is so facepalming right now*
It is, Daniel. What’s your point?
actually it relates to not tattooing or mutilating your body in an attempt to gain favor and entrance to heaven for an already deceased person as was custom with some. in other words don’t tattoo your buddy’s name on you to make sure they get to heaven.
Thumbs up on being correct.
“Big headed stupid fuck.” Surely this man is a master of wit.
lol but we get to laugh at it so no complaints!
not a master of wit but a master of comedy.
Only dog can bark…
Wow…way to take your own advice tattoo guy…and learn to use commas :C
Not true. Judges can also judge.
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dude saded out cuz he realized how stupid and banal this tattoo is!
Guys I got this
what an idiot that he couldn’t notice that he was doing. if you are religious you must not have tattoos and especially if its someone dead. also you shouldn’t have any religious items and pictures in your household because that too is a sin. “he” is suppose to be worship in spirit not through religious items and images. oh well, it doesn’t concern me.
Also, it’s a sin to stand on a street corner and preach. You’re supposed to do it in a church. Or in a closet. Or at the bottom of a swimming pool filled with gummy worms. So sayeth the Lord.
excuse me… the bible says “do not cut your hair, do not shave yourself, do not eat anything with blood on it”
we all are going to hell for this… (I eat rice stew with chicken’s blood)
Im just saying.. this is not a fail…
Mmmmm! Tell me more, Daniella.
I find it funny how he said only God can judge and hes judging that poor soul oh I found RoccoL trolling on failblog same name and ID pic
Maria everyone is laughing at you.
This just proves that none of these Jesus freaks know what the hell they’re talking about nor what’s actually in the bible…
Hahahaha xD Oh my evolution, that’s funny!!! (I’m an atheist so “oh my god” or “oh my devil” just felt wrong) Mara: I’m sorry… hell? Do you actually think atheist believe in hell? We barely believe in this world (well at least me) xD
HAHAHA!!! I’m with you on this one!!
I’m so glad to be an atheist, I don’t want to think about Jesus watching me while im fingering myself
Can I?
please know your bible before doin stuff like this. it makes christians look stupid.
Don´t worry. Religious or not, we are all stupid. A dim-witted, evil and cruel kind.
I heard once, why is God (if there is one) treating us so severely – it´s because he´s looking at us every day and he is unbeliveably furious, because we remind him constantly, that creating a man was THE MOST EPIC FAIL EVER!!!