what a shame, what a shame, what a shame………..
Raining blood baby, oh dat ass!!
beware the tattoo artist who excepts food stamps.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You caught me completely off guard with this one!!!
its done around here…. tis why it wasnt funny to me at all. they trade drugs for tat jobs n ive seen even sneakers let go lol
“accepts” is the word your looking for -_-
“YOU’RE” IS THE WORD YOU’RE LOOKING FOR. ^^^^
KELTA.ROSE, Love your new Tattoo….. DAMN! That ass of your!!!! Look like you smiling……..
As I’v said before I take pride in my porcelain skin, and if you didn’t know that is really really white….
Well, that is a damned nice ass! Don’t put that fucker in my face if you don’t want it devoured.
Oh but I do Fred!
when you guys finally meet are you going to make a sex tape? if so, will there be ASS to MOUTH? if so, will it be posted here for comments?
Oh, there’s going to be a tape, soundtrack, T-shirts and wristbands!
Hey! Be careful what you wish for. I had an old sweetheart from Oralando,FL teach me a technique which I’ve transposed over to the female anatomy. I was sore and swelled for a week afterwards. I’ve made gals walk funny for a week, too.
Fuck around and you’ll walk around…funny.
Hey! Alright! There’s something you don’t get to experience everyday! I’m in!
No 2lolo. Sorry, but there’d be no way it could be edited to make it here. Might find it on some “milder” sites like Humor on, or efukt, maybe. But it would be under the “Should this be Banned” category.
put it on Gdocs, i’ll send you my email address
Oh, there’ll be “a little bit” more than lame-ass ass-to-mouth crap.
This vid will have Hollywood type building and car explosions. And shit. Right up your “alley” type shit.
just don’t put in too much dialogue, i can’t whack off to dialogue.
I’m a terrible actress, so trust me there wont be dialogue…
Oh, I with you 100%, 2lolo. That dialogue shit is just filler. The only filler in this will be my cock, tongue, fingers, Kelta’s tongue, finger and BREASTS…if you don’t count the guest starring role of Mara and what she provides.
Kelta, you won’t have to “act” for our video.
I’d never ‘act’ with you Fred!
I would hope you would never have to, Poopy Doll.
I think, maybe, we should calm ourselves before the “act”, so that the honeymoon is not over before hand.
Oh no Fred… Honeymoon? I thought we agreed just to shack up and live in sin?
Well, our first time together would be something of a “honeymoon” right?
Wait a minute, now! You’re not trying to pull that reverse psychology shit and get me to propose online, are you?
Thats what we could call our porn… ‘Honey-Moon’
Oh hell no, you knew from the start that I am revolted by the idea of marriage… Come on now…
But, now…if I have a major massive hard on…and I want a commitment…what then?
Then I make a commitment to your cock with my mouth and other holes…
Oh! So I’m just a boy toy, huh? You’re not gonna respect me in the morning or none of that stupid shit, huh? Yeah! I see how you are now! Uh huh! Just use me and abuse me!
*Notice how stupid that shit sounds?
Yeah, that sounded pretty bad… I just said no commitment, I would obviously show you respect, make you breakfast and fuck you again in the morning. That’s just what a southern lady does.
Aww! You are so sweet!
I’m sorry! I was going through some of that male menstrual shit or something. Can we make up and fuck? You know make-up-fucks are always the best!
I’ll buy breakfast. I’m just being a dick.
I take it all in stride… Cum here and let me rub your aching muscles, it’ll make you feel soooo much better…
No! Baby! Let me rub your aching muscles. I’m the one that should do for you. I’m the insensitive asshole.
I know! Let’s take our clothes off and “rub” each others “muscles” together and at the same time!
Ok! Let me just get the oil….. Really Fred? Where’d all my oil go?
Oh! Uh…yeah, right. Uh, Mara needed a spot rubbed and it got a little out of “hand”.
I was gonna get Judge Fudge tattooed on my ass, but he was too busy…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….being delicious.
Hopefully it rains something that’ll take care of all those ass zits!!!
Is this chick into golden showers?
ROTFLMAO!! Do you know how trashy you just made yourself look? Remember the nurses…when you are old and your now shapely bottom is sagging to the floor…the nurses are going to have one hell of a laugh at your expense over this tattoo while they are giving your crusty assba sponge bath.
good grief! that’s a total disASSter!
your not Punny -_-
spelled “you’re” wrong, yet again. ^^
PULL THE NAILS OUTTA YOUR COCK AND QUIT SPELLING “YOU’RE” WRONG!!
“YOU’RE” DRIVING US CRAZY!!
What is that supposed to be dripping off the $100 bill? My guess is a mix of jizz, desperation, and chlamydia.
Looks like she got branded by a first grader
Id fuck her ass!
He! He! Nice aint it? Could do without the tat, though.
Such a bad ass tattoo…lol what was she thinking..
Wow you two! And Fred, she’s no southern lady by the way, watch out. But hey, there will be even more ass to mouth and colon 2 colon than you expected.
Don’t hate, we’re just two sad lonely fucks trying to get our rocks off with minimal commitment… The fact that you took time to read it all shows you care though.
Nice ass… but her tat was obviously done by someone who is lame in the tat trade. Now the ass looks wasted… very very tacky!
not any more your not
Definition of poor life decisons right here.
I’m mad at the knock off bathing suit