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    1. WHAT’S WITH THE FUCKIN’ AD’s OVER THE FORWARD BUTTON on this Site. FUCK YOU EPICFAIL.COM

    1. CAN’T MOVE PAST THIS FAIL, REFRESH, REFRESH, REFRESH….WHAT’S WITH THE FUCKIN’ AD’s OVER THE FORWARD BUTTON on this Site. FUCK YOU EPICFAIL.COM

  1. Why is it a fail? I thought it was clever, funny, and a healthy message. Should have been one of your wins. I don’t get it.

    1. I agree kill joy… But I’m not going to start now, I think I’ll just stick to my drugs, sex and rock and roll…

    1. Maybe. But I’ve seen some REALLY weird ass commercials,from the 70’s, and 80’s. Therefore, you theory of commercials being weird, starting from 1999, until now, is invalid. xP

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    1. Poopr this is amazing! Your creative use with camas and semicolons have turned a plain screen into a work of fucking art. You’re a true Jedi

    2. Damnit Fred, can’t you be left alone for TWO FUCKIN MINUTES?
      Okay, now would someone please pass me the pliers…

    3. You shouldn’t have told him about the full genital bisection Kelta, all he heard was “you can have two dicks that way”.

    4. Don’t worry Lad, if I put alcohol anywhere then it’s in me own belly. Where’s me goddamn whiskey?

    5. What’s with the repeated references to human copulation? Is this non-sequitor town or something?

    6. Oh, don’t be a baby Fred! You drove nails through your cock, if you’re going to pull them out, you have to sanitize the wound. And just for the hell of it you should cauterize it too…

    7. Oh yeah! Now I remember why I don’t let nurses near my dick. Because their sadistic as hell! Wanna circumcize and weird shit!

    8. You’re the one who drove nails through your cock, and you’re calling me sadistic? Riiiiiight…

    9. I’d like to know just how you got the nails through that much iron to begin with…

  3. These guys make cheesy commercials for a living. They go to local businesses who can’t afford to pay for a commercial, and they make cheesy commercials for the business for free. These guys are Rhett and Link (www.rhettandlink.com). This commercial was intentionally cheesy. They also do music videos, and have a daily show called Good Mythical Morning. I have been watching these guys for years and recommend checking out their site and YouTube channel. They’re hilarious.

  4. I stayed downtown at a very cheap motel for two months. there was a tom waits song in every room.

    1. It’s ‘People’ and not ‘PPL’. I just wanted to point that out to you so you can continue insulting other people.

  5. Not only did this advert introduce kids to the joys of roller skating, but it also brought together pedophiles, drug dealers and octogenarian gangsters together into the same place. I love a happy ending (although the real ending consisted of drugged up kids being gang banged and ghetto tagged)

  6. This is totally a WIN! OMG awesomeness. Grandpa: “Hey kid wanna join our gang and spraypaint under a brideg” classic!

  7. I went to Roller Kingdom for a day and left with a pHd, a Pulitzer prize and a nomination for the Nobel peace prize. And AIDS

  8. Is the pedo the same guy who owns roller kingdom? Thats not good business, advertising that you are a pedo who wants people to bring their kids into your ‘safe place’

  9. so in the end the pedos joined the kids for a good skate. and btw i thought that black kid said “fuck off man” at first.

  10. I went to roller kingdom and left with a pHd, a pulitzer and a nomination for the Nobel peace prize. And AIDS

  11. I love how the drug being offered at the beginning is ibuprofen, and they CHOSE to zoom in on it. The first few seconds was indicative of what was in store.

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