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WHAT’S WITH THE FUCKIN’ AD’s OVER THE FORWARD BUTTON on this Site. FUCK YOU EPICFAIL.COM
Lol. I love it cuz it’s Rhett and Link…. so it’s really a win on their part….
CAN’T MOVE PAST THIS FAIL, REFRESH, REFRESH, REFRESH….WHAT’S WITH THE FUCKIN’ AD’s OVER THE FORWARD BUTTON on this Site. FUCK YOU EPICFAIL.COM
dear Amy
take a midol. jeez
no Amy, don’t take a midol. you may become addicted
@Amy, you likely have a virus.
Besides a few really nice casino resorts, Reno is a real small town.
Got some nice rocks too.
and fine fresh kids…
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Holy fuck, that’s just painful. And wrong. And lame.
It´s actually pretty funny, not a fail for me
Why is it a fail? I thought it was clever, funny, and a healthy message. Should have been one of your wins. I don’t get it.
THIS IS A WIN!!!!!!! for sure! Hilarious. Probably his dad is the gang leader hahahaha
I know, right? I thought that was a rick-rollin’ ad, if you axe me!
And the award for best acting goes to…
the granpa!!!
Total win.
Lived in Reno for 10 months,, total win!!!! Luv that city.
WOW.. so that is wher my life turned to shit. I never went roller skating…
You should try it. It’s a great place to pick up kids.
I agree kill joy… But I’m not going to start now, I think I’ll just stick to my drugs, sex and rock and roll…
lol… cheeeee-sy. I loved it.
american commercials have always been so weird…since 1999.
You’ve, obviously, never seen any Jim Skinner Ford commercials that date back to the 70s.
Maybe. But I’ve seen some REALLY weird ass commercials,from the 70′s, and 80′s. Therefore, you theory of commercials being weird, starting from 1999, until now, is invalid. xP
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Oh, hello there!
Poopr this is amazing! Your creative use with camas and semicolons have turned a plain screen into a work of fucking art. You’re a true Jedi
Can you help me get these nails outta my cock? Please?
Again Fred??
Yup, again.
Damnit Fred, can’t you be left alone for TWO FUCKIN MINUTES?
Okay, now would someone please pass me the pliers…
PLEEEEEEASE, DON’T PUT ALCOHOL ON IT! FOR FUCK’S SAKE, PLEASE!
You shouldn’t have told him about the full genital bisection Kelta, all he heard was “you can have two dicks that way”.
WELL? It sounded like a good idea then.
Don’t worry Lad, if I put alcohol anywhere then it’s in me own belly. Where’s me goddamn whiskey?
What’s with the repeated references to human copulation? Is this non-sequitor town or something?
Oh, don’t be a baby Fred! You drove nails through your cock, if you’re going to pull them out, you have to sanitize the wound. And just for the hell of it you should cauterize it too…
Oh yeah! Now I remember why I don’t let nurses near my dick. Because their sadistic as hell! Wanna circumcize and weird shit!
You’re the one who drove nails through your cock, and you’re calling me sadistic? Riiiiiight…
Oh yeah. Uh…nevermind.
I’d like to know just how you got the nails through that much iron to begin with…
Had to drill small holes first. Broke a few diamond tipped bits, though.
penis?
@mark it’ “non sequitUr” – learn some friggin latin!
IS THIS SHIT FO REAL
I SRSLY CANNOT BELIEVE IT
It’s funny. But there is so much fail, going on there! XD
It´s ridiculous ¬¬’
These guys make cheesy commercials for a living. They go to local businesses who can’t afford to pay for a commercial, and they make cheesy commercials for the business for free. These guys are Rhett and Link (www.rhettandlink.com). This commercial was intentionally cheesy. They also do music videos, and have a daily show called Good Mythical Morning. I have been watching these guys for years and recommend checking out their site and YouTube channel. They’re hilarious.
This is awesome – total WIN! (Love the sideways hat on the gang leader!)
hahahhaa not win, not fail… just EPIC!
I stayed downtown at a very cheap motel for two months. there was a tom waits song in every room.
can it be more fail?
NOOOO! DON’T GO IN THERE!! IT’S THE GUY FROM THE VAN!!
good call.
I thought you were the guy in the van??
I technically don’t have a driver’s license, but I appreciate the compliment.
So its rollerskate or get molested be pervs then?
Skate or cry!(unless you like being molested)
AMERICAN PPL ARE STUPID JUST STUPID!
It’s ‘People’ and not ‘PPL’. I just wanted to point that out to you so you can continue insulting other people.
Why not sell drugs at the roller rink. The best ‘candy’ always comes from strangers, dumb kids.
Not only did this advert introduce kids to the joys of roller skating, but it also brought together pedophiles, drug dealers and octogenarian gangsters together into the same place. I love a happy ending (although the real ending consisted of drugged up kids being gang banged and ghetto tagged)
Now I want to go roller skating >.>
lol i was all like wtf until they said reno nevada then i was all like ooohhhh
I don’t see why this is a fail. It’s funny, and a good message.
I`ve seen better acting in porn
Shit, I’ve been there, lol
So Reno 911 was real reality tv after all…!
I find this commercial hilarious, but not exactly a “fail”.
I say no to meth.
This is totally a WIN! OMG awesomeness. Grandpa: “Hey kid wanna join our gang and spraypaint under a brideg” classic!
I went to Roller Kingdom for a day and left with a pHd, a Pulitzer prize and a nomination for the Nobel peace prize. And AIDS
Is the pedo the same guy who owns roller kingdom? Thats not good business, advertising that you are a pedo who wants people to bring their kids into your ‘safe place’
so in the end the pedos joined the kids for a good skate. and btw i thought that black kid said “fuck off man” at first.
Very high production values…well done
I went to roller kingdom and left with a pHd, a pulitzer and a nomination for the Nobel peace prize. And AIDS
I love how the drug being offered at the beginning is ibuprofen, and they CHOSE to zoom in on it. The first few seconds was indicative of what was in store.
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Shoes of the black dude on the left. Memorial day all day err day.
Was that supposed to be a black guy or a very poor spray tan?
And I bet they all grow up to be criminals and smoke crack!! Jokes.. This is stupid… ROLLER SKATE!! lol
That guy says “no” to unplanned pregnancy because he’s a 28 year old roller skating virgin.
Wow… just… wow… >_<
What the fuck did I just watch?
total tim and eric child clown service
This is the one thing in Reno (other than hookers) that i’m staying as far away from as possible.