“Uh… was your father a meat burgler? Here’s why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.”
Could you imagine hitting that from the back. Ewww… I think I wanna throw up! Look at those spots! She looks like a spotted hippo wrapped in fine zebra garb.
Ooh I bet she’d give it to you real good! Fast nasty chicks are always jonezin for some lovin, she’d suck a dick inside out if one got close enough to her
DAMN IT!!!!! FRED…….. STOP SELLING YOURSELF!!!
NOT Doing the Day!!! At NIGHT!! FOOL!!!! Who in the fucking HELL will pay for you?? when they can see you??????
O__0
OMG Code black CODE BLACK!!
WHAT’S WITH THE FUCKIN’ AD’s OVER THE FORWARD BUTTON on this Site. FUCK YOU EPICFAIL.COM
black version of shrek
Can’t tell if attempting sexy pose, or trying to stay upright?
second
What is she wearing, a shower curtain??
Seriously, the shower curtain I have would be too small for her.
Wat de fuq??
I think i just threw up a bit…. EEEEEWWWWWW
wow! O_o
I’d hit that.
“Uh… was your father a meat burgler? Here’s why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.”
VOMIT
PIZZA THE HUT
I will do a magic trick… Watch me eat this chair and you’ll shit a brick!
Could you imagine hitting that from the back. Ewww… I think I wanna throw up! Look at those spots! She looks like a spotted hippo wrapped in fine zebra garb.
Fred would lick her mudflaps
So much so that she’d have to pull into a Petro and have them replaced.
Hi, MOM!
WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO GET NAILS OUTTA YOUR COCK?!!
ACID!!
OKAY!!
THANK YOU!!
WELCOME!!
Yo momma is so fat…
Self confidence win – she certainly thinks she still has “it”, even if we’re all afraid to catch whatever “it” is.
She has feet like the HULK!
Ooh I bet she’d give it to you real good! Fast nasty chicks are always jonezin for some lovin, she’d suck a dick inside out if one got close enough to her
DAMN IT!!!!! FRED…….. STOP SELLING YOURSELF!!!
NOT Doing the Day!!! At NIGHT!! FOOL!!!! Who in the fucking HELL will pay for you?? when they can see you??????
Suckitall?
dude that looks like a fucking hippo
She makes me wanna DRIVE MORE NAILS IN MY COCK!!
Where’s her front teeth and what’s with the shoulder acne? She is 100% Ewww through and through.
Lack of oxygen is killing those poor flowers.
A gorilla is wearing the skin of a zebra.
BURN IT , BEFORE IT LAYS EGG’S!
Im taking the skin boat to tuna town.
Looks like she needs some lysol to get the mold off her shoulders.
She’s so fat the sorting hat put her in the House of Pancakes.
Thank you! I’m here all week!
Hahaha! Ok, you get +10 for this comment!
Aw, Hell no!
Fuck I just made eye contact.
That’s probably the only way for her to use that chair.
sigh. if only this was scratch ‘n sniff
Nice cankles.
Excuse me, but what are cankles.
its from Family guy, Season 5 episode 13 “Bill and Peter’s bogus journey”
Good one K.
a cankle occurs when someone is so fat that their calf fat continues straight to their foot.
Oh!
Thank you.
DON’T STOP SHOOTING!!
Holy hell, my eyes!