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By jason in People Fail on May 21, 2012
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“I was totally gonna stalk the lady on the right but she obscured her face… bleh bleh bleh blehhhhhhhhh.” Get REAL, Blur-Face! What is she afraid of, people finding out that she likes having pictures taken of her? Blur those tits out!
Naked cowgirls are the best cowgirls. IMO.
I’ve always preferred reverse cowgirls, but that’s just me.
Reverse as in transvestite? Who took over your account? There is no way you have gained such a thorough grasp on the english language in such a short time…
@HEH- I don’t think we’ve narrowed it down to who hacked 2lolos account… But I personally love the new 2lolo, he’s a much better fit for the site…
obviosly HEH and Kelta.Rose are virgins
Obviously I’m talking about trannies. If you have to ask, you don’t know me very well.
Why is her right boob twice as big as the left?
Cause that’s the one I favor.
At first, I read “that’s the one I flavor”, and that was funny too. Or not.
Which of yours do you favor, Grenouille? Just for future reference, ya know?
Ah, glad you asked, nobody does, I wonder why. I know you’re not supposed to love one more than another, but I favour a little more Roberta (yeah, they have names), it’s the smallest one, but there is a tiny mole on it that makes it cute.
are you Canadian?
If I ever meet you, Grenouille, that’s the first thing I’m gonna ask about, “How’s Roberta?”
What’s the name of the other?
Hehe, so polite of you. And then I’d have to lift my shirt and say “Roberta, Robert, say hi to the nice Mister!”
Who are you asking this, new2lolo, Fred or me?
You do realize that it is our Uhmerican custom to tongue kiss each one when you do that, right? And I would feel obligated to be a good ambassador for my country.
Oh? I didn’t know about that, foreign customs sure are weird, but to avoid a diplomatic incident, I think I could endure it.
Yeah, I know. These customs are something we should prepare ourselves for. Just so you know, if you’re bent over when you’re dropping your panties, there’s a similar custom ya might want to prepare yourself for, too.
You, Grenouille. I know Fred’s Uhmerican. But you said “favour”, so I wondered.
Ah, that was why, I’m not Canadian new2lolo. I’m a vulgar smelly pretentious Frenchie.
Thanks for the advice Fred, now if I suddenly feel like dropping my panties in the middle of a street in the USA, I won’t be shocked whatever happens next. “It’s customary for them.”
Oh, we actually have a lot of those here too. Except they’re even worse because they think they’re French, but they’re really Canadian.
Well, to each his own, as they say, but I have a prayer rug that I throw down and give what some refer to as the “French Kiss”. For me it’s more of a religious type thing. You see I’m a Cunnilinguist. Are you a snake handler?
Now that’s the kind of religion I could relate to. Saddly, I’m not a very experienced snake handler, but I play a mean flute.
Well, you seem like a fabulous candidate to join my church! Though you will be required to handle my copperhead. He does spit venom when he’s riled, but he’s not poisonous, though.
Believe it or not, but that’s even funnier for me because I own a few real snakes. But not a copperhead, that would be a great addition to my collection. How should the followers call you? Father? Master? Iron Snake? God-michet?
Oh, I’m only a disciple of the Heavenly Vagina Goddess. And the snake is just a sacrifice to her. Actually, it’s more purple headed anyway. Copperhead just sounds better. You can refer to me as Father Cunny Lingus if you like.
As you wish, Father Cunny. But I have no snake to sacrifice to the Goddess! Mh, that can be arranged, with a bunch of drunk guys, preferably lawyers, and a pair of scissors.
Oh, no, no, no! The sacred snake must never be severed from its base. That would be sacrilegious. It should only be stroked, petted, kissed, tongued and stuck deep in the throat. And only females may do thus. So it is said, so it is written and so it shall be done. 1st Fred 1:01.
Oh, and it shall be placed in a couple of other orifices as well, of course.
Ooooh… That was going so well, I felt my faith growing and growling and had to change my panties, but you ruined it! Father Cunny, I can’t abide by a church that forbid gay practices… Mostly because gay things arouse me.
Sorry, I got called away for abit, and I dindn’t mean to leave you hanging like that.
But, oh, lesbianism is fine. Just don’t expect me to partake in any gay man type stuff. Sorry. Freddy don’t play that.
The power of Christ compels you ..The power of Christ compels you:!!!!!! Go away Satan ! ( This is a message to Satan, named Grenouille, french is Evil!)
Damn! And here I thought I could stay incognito for a while longer. Oh well…
You know The Hundred Years’ War is over, yes? And we belong to the same organisation, namely the European Union, although the UK remains the european law students worst nightmare? Couldn’t we just get along, or at least have sex sometimes?
To walk naked in the streets, and to not give a shit about anything… I have to admit, that has to feel great.
I’m naked as often as humanly possible, I think I loathe clothing. If I’m not going anywhere that particular day I make it a point to remain naked all day. Won’t you come join me?
Hey! I don’t mean to cunt block or whatever, but…uh…well…I just want to say I appreciate the images you upstanding ladies create for me.
Now, please cuntinue.
You’re not twat blocking… You can join
Just let me be like Mara and watch awhile, okay?
Doesn’t bother me at all, watch all you want…
Well, you know I can’t hold out for long. But I think would be a better man for it.
Self control is an admirable quality in a man…
True. But hard to develop and even harder to sustain with a woman such as yourself.
Well, I’m a very patient woman, we can work it out… Over and over again…
Ha! Ha! Damn! When I think I’ve topped you and shown I can out arouse you, you turn around and out arouse me! WTF?
I live to please, what can I say?
(It’s nice to meet someone up to par isn’t it?)
Hehe, I figured you would say something like that Kelta, and I feel and do the same about clothes. Saddly, I’m quite the prude one, so I have to decline this tempting proposition. Altough after a few shots of tequila or wodka that’s another story.
You shouldn’t be prudish, Frenchies are sexy! Ooh! Will you wear a sexy french maids outfit for me? I’ll wear my sexy nurses outfit!
Why thank you, but being sexy doesn’t mean you have to show it to anybody, tehe, that’s the kind of things that has to be earned, don’t you think? Yet, we have a deal, I can’t resist the sexy nurse appeal, I’ll be the maid, and I have a bunny waitress outfit in store, just in case a third party shows up.
she’s a classical player too, nice. though with all those stickers on the top her guitar must be really muffled.
I’d still fuck her..
the one with the pixellated face, you mean?
Yeah, I’ve come to getting aroused when there are pixels involved. It means she’s probably got a dick in her mouth or something similar.
Pamela Anderson in 30 years.
All I have to do is look at her Playboy layout and still give her my “admiration”.
Oh Fred, you are such the romantic
*sniff* Yep! Tis true. Tis true! *sniff*
But thanks for mentioning it.
Suckitall, just because you look utterly ridiculous at work doesn’t mean you have to post your picture on here. I do like your star pasties though! I prefer to be 100% naked when I play guitar though…
The tits are real but the hair is fake; that’s some fucked up priorities.
WTF? Why?
That was odd… I came to see some fair tits and end up reading two gay guys flirting.
But what are the odds? Those french basterds come to my land to take my fellow protestant friends from the True Path of the Almighty. You are all going to hell!
KELTA.ROSE, DAMN!!! Your TITS pointing East and West but still hanging down to your knees….
looks good to me
That is Sandy Kane, NOT the Licensed Naked Cowgirl that works in Times Square with the Naked Cowboy. go to nakedcowgirlfox.com to see the “Officially Licensed Naked Cowgirl”