Typical peer pressure. In a few years, kids will be telling him to get higher on something else. Pogo sticking is a gateway to the DEVIL’S PIT. REPENT, YOUNG MAN, FOR YOUR LAST CHANCE AT RESTITUTION SHALL LIE IN THE WAKE OF SATAN’S WILL, YOU SOULLESS DEMON!!!!!
I fvcking love you!!!
It would be called the devils stick but thats already taken by something way more pointless.
Anyone else notice that the guy in the white shirt doesn’t give a damn?
And not a single fuck was given by that man that day.
Ouch. They def should have told the kid to do that outside. The fail here is on the teacher.
Face plant WIN !!!
Ha! What I find funny here is that Dave didn’t explain to us all that the funny part was when he cracked his face on the floor. Fucking hilarious!
The funniest part, IMO, was when he cracked his face on the floor.
love the guy in white by the door, just stands there, not a movement to go and help.
ALSO: to all of you with the camera…. keep it on the subject no matter what. You keep missing the BEST part.
THANK YOU! I like to see the aftermath!
I like the part when will slaps the reporter,it is funny,
Wrong picture dumbass…
I’m beginning to like dave. He’s kinda funny. Kinda.
This is where we disagree Fred, he’s not funny. Not at all…
dave goddamit, you are pissing off the lasses and scaring away the cattle. Do you know how long it took to round ‘em up partner?
Pretty goddamn long. Sorry I meant “purty goddem lawng”.
Okay, Kelta. If you’re gonna start disagreeing with me I’m gonna slice my cock in half and use two ear rings to hold it together.
I wonder if one side gets hard and the other stays flaccid?
I was thinking I could tie it in a knot, but if I was to start getting erections I’d be in a hell of a fix.
“I wonder if one side gets hard and the other stays flaccid?”
Well, didn’t you have an opportunity to find out?
Lube it up and it should come right out…
Err, no… Though I did have a million questions I wanted to ask…
Did you ask why he did it?
I didn’t really have to, he had something like 30 microdermal and subdermal implants we had to mark. He was covered in tattoos and scarification and had split his tongue… You get the picture…
I think he might have been addicted to body modification.
Did you ask if he could have sex like that?
No, though that was one of the first questions I thought of…
That owned the shit out of any show & tell I ever had in school. All I saw was fuckin sea shells from vacation, and pics of people I don’t even know. This kid brought a live face plant!
Ive been doing this for a few years….so i can go like one hand no hands…faceplant
i was teaching that class and after we collected his teeth the next show and tell did her act..she juggled 8 samurai swords while riding a unicycle..it didnt end well …get well soon jessica…we are all thinking of you at circus school for the mentally unstable
The kid in the front row filming with an iphone needs to have his whole family murdered.