Yay, first to officially fail it, cause commenting firsts were so last year…
Last year???? More like before i was fucking born!!
You both suck at firsts. Chuck had the worst first in history. I’d advise that you both leave the commenting to the professionals.
Please Dave, leave the trolling to the real 2lolo. No one will probably be able to troll and annoy as much as “that thing”.
Truth/trolling……….. close enough.
Ugh the over use of elipses, you reek of 2lolo! Also I’d advise using a dictionary since truth and trolling have two separate meanings and are in no way “close enough” in meaning. But then again the picture of you seems 20 something so I can’t tell if I should be annoyed or pity you for this mistake.
I know the difference. I tell the truth. As far as trolling goes, trolls have way more merit than you. Your boring comments about my overuse of ellipses is further proof that you don’t belong on this site. This site is blatantly informal, get over it. As far as my age is concerned, you don’t need to pity me for being young. I’m not a troll, I’m Dave.
You go Dave! You young whippersnapper, you!
Dave. Fucking Dave.
I would just shake the machina till they fall? I do it all the time at work when that happens. WIN x 4!!!
I think by this point I’d have just smashed the glass in rage and taken the milk.
Do you often take the milk?
Shake that hoe!!!!!
Shake it and someone is gonna have lots of yummy milk.
Someone……. out there……. beyond the stars.
kick the fuckin machine
What a tease…
Maybe the NEXT one will fall… …where’s my wallet? :/
Whitey’s always holding back the darker ones.
“Whitey’s trying to escape! Grab him!”
Beat his ass! Take his money and keys!
A2 should solve all their problems…or a swift kick…”The choice is yours and yours alone.” -OMEC
I think C1 or C2 will be a better choice !!
A2 is right… I just came to the comments section to see if anyone else knew
Ithink dead snow too,this crazy good
Noticed how clean the window was?
i have the same vending machine at work, i shke it all the time and get about 5 drinks and sell em for a dollar.
I work at the same place. I first shake the vending machine, open the bottles, piss in them, then put them back in the vending machine. Enjoy!!!
dave, you should be a comedian, how funny you are! Please stop commenting!
I like dave very much. I enjoy his simple trolling of overanalyzing the pictures. And speaking in short sentences. But I don’t like the new dave. The new dave is a d/bag. Let’s kill the new dave.
I agree. The new dave sucks.
I like Dave. He reminds me of Ralph Waldo Emerson.
He should have gotten the purple top to dislodge it, not ones from the top. Idiot.
the comments were way more funny than the pic though!
this could be a TEAMWORK WIN!!!
Someone really wants a shitty ass tense. They cou ok d get a purple to dislodge, though shaking it like a baby is more fun
FRED, Your First LOVER Came to the Club last night and ask for you.. Please call Ru PAUL…
When do you think would be a good time to call?
suck a dick you lamers.