they make him feel nice
The suspenders are helping him hoist the big belly he’s got
Lookin slim there 2lolo! All that angry masturbating to lolcats is really paying off!
Idk what lolcats are but that was a funny comment
A lolcat is an image combining a photograph of a cat with text intended to contribute humour. The text is often idiosyncratic and grammatically incorrect, and its use in this way is known as “lolspeak” or “kitty pidgin”.
Thanks mang! I’m growing my mullet out a bit this year too, I don’t know if you can tell here but it’s getting pretty full. Looks really cool when I’m wearing my sword.
God you’re a sexy bitch!
FRED!!! Now!!! That’s better as you dress as a man…..
That’s my “pickup women” outfit.
Lol, I bet that’s what you really look like Fred
No. Mara, I look so good I’d make your mouth water.
Now that’s a man.
Its Carl from Aqua Team Humger Force!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Comment win!!!
He gets all the pussy.
Pretty thin and well-dressed for an American.
Those have got to be 50 EE breasts for sure and the gut is a treasure trove of triglycerides.
Looks like Weird Al let himself go lol
Kelta is a man
OMG you’re right! That’s awful! That kind of thing has to be forbidden by the law. Let’s denounce him to the Police!
Stick to commenting on the actual fail or GTFO!
YES MEIN FUHRER!
Kelta was busy buying bacon and whip cream.
And was thinking about eating the clerk. She is a fat ass whore who sucks dicks and sniffs pussy.
I’m stockin’ up on Cool Whip and Zeigler products!
You want whip cream. Come lick my tits and youll get a mouth full.
Yup, you’re quite a mouthful, that’s for sure.
You put some bacon bits on ‘em and you got a deal.
Shut up. Im horney
Horn of Plenty here.
Sorry i left. I had to masturbate. I really want to fuck u fred.