Awe, that’s kinda cute
gay and lame
–Just had a slushy, my tongue is blue.
—So are my balls. Suck my dick already or quit texting me!
Ah, shit! You beat me to something I was gonna say similar.
WHAT FRED???? ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE KELTA.ROSE A BLOW-JOB…..
What do you call a female blowjob?
He means a clitlick. He don’t know.
Maybe you can make dick red too
The fake “funny” fail texts have become absurd. Time for people to start submitting actual fails so the site does not feel compelled to release this type of BS.
Aww man. I just sent my mom a txt message of my dick for no reason….
Don’t worry. She’s used to it.