Ha! “MY CAT GETS HAIR IN THE BUTTER FOR ME” reminds me of an old SNL sketch where these people visit their cat hoarding grandparents for holiday dinner.
Yeah, the average life expectancy of purebred English Bulldogs is also quzite low compared to other breeds of similar size… And it’s also beyond me why anyone would breed dogs which resemble pigs more closely than wolves…
I misunderstood yesterday what you meant. I just assumed that you were assisting in a surgery when you said that you were having surgery today. How did it go? Genital warts are all removed?
I wish I had one of those painkillers. I got to hot today and have a killer headache. I’ve already taken two extra-strength Fuckitalls. May take two more.
2lol is going to start trolling the new 2lolo. Something like: @2LOLO is that YOU? rapeing my dog PINEAPPLE!! Your NOT SUPOSE to lick his ASS-O!! DINGBAT!
probably first
Probably lame.. lol.
that dog was awesome.
Unlike Murat.
No fail there , that was fucking amazing.
YEAH, THAT’S PROBLY WHY IT’S CALLED “BULLDOG WIN”
2lolo thats the smartest thing you have ever said
THANKS YOU TOO
Why some people prefer cats is fucking beyond me.
My cat fills in for me at my job when I’ve had too much to drink the night before. He also knows how to snowboard.
MY CAT GETS HAIR IN THE BUTTER FOR ME
THAT’S COOL BECAUSE MY CAT DOESN’T EVEN DO THAT.
Ha! “MY CAT GETS HAIR IN THE BUTTER FOR ME” reminds me of an old SNL sketch where these people visit their cat hoarding grandparents for holiday dinner.
YOU’RE LUCKY THEN, MY CAT THINKS HE’S BETTER THAN ME
YOU NEED TO SMACK YOUR CAT. YOU ARE NOT THE PUSSY IN THE FAMILY. THERE’S A LOWRIDER CONVENTION IN MY HOMETOWN AND I’M TAKING MY CAT WITH ME.
I TRIED TO SMACK HIM BUT HE CAUGHT MY HAND WHAT DO I DO NOW
WAIT UNTIL HE FALLS ASLEEP AND LEAVE HIS ASS. YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HIM. YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN HIM. THESE CARS GO WAY UP AND THEN THEY GO BACK DOWN.
Remove the opposible thumb.
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME I LOVE CARS THAT GO BOTH UP AND DOWN, FUCK THIS CAT HE’S A DOUCHE I’LL BE RIGHT OVER
FRED I CAN’T HE’S STRONGER THAN ME
the only thing my cat does is shit in a box
terrible breed.the dog cant even breathe normally.should be illegal
Yeah, the average life expectancy of purebred English Bulldogs is also quzite low compared to other breeds of similar size… And it’s also beyond me why anyone would breed dogs which resemble pigs more closely than wolves…
Fucking Haters,shut the fuck up, Go get a real wolf and try that shit, fuck face. That dog was fucking awsome!!!!!
I hate hating haters and the haters that hate them.
Fake! Photoshopped! Fucking fake!
Agreed, totally fake!
Hey! I didn’t expect to see you here today!
What’s happenin’, Miss Goodpussy?
I’m all fucked up painkillers and layin’ in a hospital bed, Ironcock!
I misunderstood yesterday what you meant. I just assumed that you were assisting in a surgery when you said that you were having surgery today. How did it go? Genital warts are all removed?
Nah, some were just too big and they couldn’t find a chainsaw…
Well, don’t worry. I’ve got tough teeth. I’ll just gnaw ‘em off.
DID SOMEONE SAY ‘GENITAL WARTS’?
JUST KIDDING, WHAT’S UP GUYS
Nothin much 2lolo, you seem like you’re in a good mood today.
HELL YEAH I’M WATCHING INDIANA JONES AND GETTING COMPLETELY SHITFACED IT’S A GOOD NIGHT
I wish I had one of those painkillers. I got to hot today and have a killer headache. I’ve already taken two extra-strength Fuckitalls. May take two more.
The Temple of Doom?
NO, FIRST ONE
THE “ORIGINAL” IF YOU WILL
Raiders. Those two were the best, IMO.
HE’S ABOUT TO PUNCH THE GUY INTO THE PLANE PROPELLER
I like how he does that.
Doesn’t he chase the truck on the tauntaun next?
yeah, then the guy says something to him and he goes “Well then I guess I’ll see you in HELL. YAH!”
Oh, yeah! I’m gettin’ it mixed up with Empire Sticks Back.
I think between us and the painkillers we’ve put Kelta to sleep.
IT’S NOT MY FAULT I’M TALKING AS LOUD AS I CAN
Shh! Let her rest. Removing genital warts zaps your strength. You should know that. I’ve been able to control mine with nail clippers…so far.
yeah, sorry. Nail clippers is crazy, I set half my pubes on fire and wait for them to run to the other side then I hit that side with a hammer.
And that’s the best way to get rid of warts?
Later.
night.
get rid of the what, now?
shit, I just started a new thread.
welp, guess there’s nothing left to do but reply to it.
“We have top men working on it.”
….. “Who?”
“Top…
..Men.”
Gotta say, great work you’re doing on screwing with 2lolo’s head. Ya know it’s God’s work that you’re doing, right? God’s work.
I think he’s become so confused that he’s almost stopped posting.
And I’m happy to do it. It’s just a great feeling.
Good grief! You two had a little nerd fuck up there didn’t you?^^
No doubt. God bless.
Well, I’m gonna sign off, go to bed and watch my favorite por…uh…foreign art film, Geisha To Go, for the umpteenth time.
Later.
Oh, hell! Hide the Geisha To Go dvd!
2lol is going to start trolling the new 2lolo. Something like: @2LOLO is that YOU? rapeing my dog PINEAPPLE!! Your NOT SUPOSE to lick his ASS-O!! DINGBAT!
Yeah, 2lolo! STFU!
we’ll sort that shit out when the time comes, but in the meantime I’m gonna have some nachos.
Wow, Ximenez, you do a damned good impression. Know we know who to replace Ni…2lolo2 when he’s tired of it.
Ximenez… is a little TOO accurate..
You got to give me more credit than that! To be honest, I had a little fun writing that vapid comment. 2lol just might be a genius.
i hope she taught him to look both ways
As awesome as this is, I disapprove of using chocolate as an incentive. Why not just use a regular dog treat? Chocolate is horrible for dogs.
she didn’t use chocolate as an incentive…she asked for milk with her choc cookies than gave the dog a treat.
you homo bitch… just cause I can
IT WAS FUCKING BROWNIES, NOT COOKIES! And she didn’t give the dog any! Pay attention! God, you people just piss me off!
the music background is like some sort of action movie, and stallone in it
holy shit its Jake the dog