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    1. My cat fills in for me at my job when I’ve had too much to drink the night before. He also knows how to snowboard.

    2. Ha! “MY CAT GETS HAIR IN THE BUTTER FOR ME” reminds me of an old SNL sketch where these people visit their cat hoarding grandparents for holiday dinner.

    3. YOU NEED TO SMACK YOUR CAT. YOU ARE NOT THE PUSSY IN THE FAMILY. THERE’S A LOWRIDER CONVENTION IN MY HOMETOWN AND I’M TAKING MY CAT WITH ME.

    4. WAIT UNTIL HE FALLS ASLEEP AND LEAVE HIS ASS. YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HIM. YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN HIM. THESE CARS GO WAY UP AND THEN THEY GO BACK DOWN.

    5. THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME I LOVE CARS THAT GO BOTH UP AND DOWN, FUCK THIS CAT HE’S A DOUCHE I’LL BE RIGHT OVER

    1. Yeah, the average life expectancy of purebred English Bulldogs is also quzite low compared to other breeds of similar size… And it’s also beyond me why anyone would breed dogs which resemble pigs more closely than wolves…

    2. Fucking Haters,shut the fuck up, Go get a real wolf and try that shit, fuck face. That dog was fucking awsome!!!!!

    1. I misunderstood yesterday what you meant. I just assumed that you were assisting in a surgery when you said that you were having surgery today. How did it go? Genital warts are all removed?

    2. HELL YEAH I’M WATCHING INDIANA JONES AND GETTING COMPLETELY SHITFACED IT’S A GOOD NIGHT

    3. I wish I had one of those painkillers. I got to hot today and have a killer headache. I’ve already taken two extra-strength Fuckitalls. May take two more.

    4. yeah, then the guy says something to him and he goes “Well then I guess I’ll see you in HELL. YAH!”

    5. Shh! Let her rest. Removing genital warts zaps your strength. You should know that. I’ve been able to control mine with nail clippers…so far.

    6. yeah, sorry. Nail clippers is crazy, I set half my pubes on fire and wait for them to run to the other side then I hit that side with a hammer.

    1. Gotta say, great work you’re doing on screwing with 2lolo’s head. Ya know it’s God’s work that you’re doing, right? God’s work.

    2. No doubt. God bless.
      Well, I’m gonna sign off, go to bed and watch my favorite por…uh…foreign art film, Geisha To Go, for the umpteenth time.
      Later.

    3. 2lol is going to start trolling the new 2lolo. Something like: @2LOLO is that YOU? rapeing my dog PINEAPPLE!! Your NOT SUPOSE to lick his ASS-O!! DINGBAT!

    4. we’ll sort that shit out when the time comes, but in the meantime I’m gonna have some nachos.

    5. Wow, Ximenez, you do a damned good impression. Know we know who to replace Ni…2lolo2 when he’s tired of it.

    6. You got to give me more credit than that! To be honest, I had a little fun writing that vapid comment. 2lol just might be a genius.

  1. As awesome as this is, I disapprove of using chocolate as an incentive. Why not just use a regular dog treat? Chocolate is horrible for dogs.

    1. she didn’t use chocolate as an incentive…she asked for milk with her choc cookies than gave the dog a treat.

      you homo bitch… just cause I can 😀

    2. IT WAS FUCKING BROWNIES, NOT COOKIES! And she didn’t give the dog any! Pay attention! God, you people just piss me off!

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