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Must be 2lolo’s sister/girlfriend/same same.
In my defense, my sister is fucking HOT! YOU try living with her and not raping her.
I don’t believe it. Post some pics. Naked pics. Don’t be afraid to show some pink.
Click the “sexy facebook fail”.
That’s not PINK!
That’s PUKE. Close enough.
“Nah, there’s a guy inside the box…”. I wonder if he kept a straight face when he typed that.
veeery ooold one.
This was posted when FRED was in his Teen. FRED first summer job was in The City Park Restroom..
Bending over the Toilet…….
So what’s your point? Everyone knows that already. Give ‘em some bating material, not trivia.
She should be a hooker, you get lay on your back all day.
not all day, still have to stand on the corner waiting for someone to pick you up. still too much work for her.
Looks like her only choice. But you know, they really hate their jobs.
If I’m gonna pay good money for a hooker she better do a lot more than just lay on her back…
Haha Kelta, damn straight she better!
not first.
Good Job. Want a cookie?
And I though I WAS slow, blonde, and dumb! XD
Well, I can’t vouch for the blonde part.
Hehe! Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
I would work in a red box. Think about all that cock in a machine just waiting to be sucked.
Your name is Olivia, right?
No its Macy
Stacy?
Macy
It’s Gracy!!! Unplug your ears, fool!
Tasty
Nasty
Pasty.
Ooh, do you wear pasties?
Gacy?
Fatsy
Bloody clown suits are so hot.
^craaaaaaaaazyyyyyyyyy
Its fucking Macy. And i dont wear panties. Go ahead taste me
Tasty is a pretty name. I’m gonna call you Tasty. Unless you prefer Fellatio. That’s pretty too.
Patrick Swayze…. it tastes like Patrick Swayze.
you can call me tasty
I’m gonna call you ‘Taste Me’.
I’ve had the time of my life, no I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it’s the truth, and I owe it all to you-ou-ou-ouuuuuuu
The lift! The lift! Eaaaagle!
Alright i hope i taste like candy canes
Honey, look, I know we have our problems and all but I feel it’s my duty as a woman (and pussy connoisseur) to tell you that pussy does not taste like candy canes, or candy of any sort. And if it does then you should stop putting sugar down there because it’s a wonderful way to get an infection (that’s the nurse in me). If you have to use candy to make your pussy taste good then you have a chemical imbalance. Try eating better and drinking lots of water, processed foods change the way your body works.
Long story short, take care of yourself and you wont need to change the way a sweet natural pussy tastes…
I thought you were supposed to put strawberry jelly up in it to make it tasty. I thought you could pour grape juice in it, about a tablespoon of baker’s yeast and make fine wine from it.
Hey, if suckitall is down with that, by all means have at it. When you want something clean, natural and sweet all by itself, you come see me…
Did i fucking say that i put candy down there no i fucking didnt. Bitch keep your advice that can chop a dick off to yourself. I use K&Y intense. Your just jealous that my pussy smells like sugar and your pussy smells like dead ass fish. Maybe fred wants fat ass stinky pussy from 1860. Or maybe he wants nice juicy pussy from 1987.
Hey! I want it and I’m ready when you are!
You realize we were born in the same year? I may speak like I’m forty but you sound like you’re 12, so I take what you say lightly. And by the way, you sure talk a big game for someone who’s a “virgin”…
Alright! Aboard the Macy train. It will take you to paradise.
Hmmm. I’m a bit in a dilemma here. Uh…can I sample both?
Only if you do me first so you don’t transfer any yeast or sugar over to mine…
Kelta i’m a fucking virgin. I know you want me but im sorry it just won’t happen. Im waiting for the right man.
K&Y intense, huh? Would it work on my cock?
Fred my pussy is fresh and keltas is all stinky and wore out by 2lolo ramming her
Fuck no I don’t! I wouldn’t trade my experience for a hymen! I know what I want and how I want it to get my orgasm, and show the guy the time of his life by moving my body in ways he’s only dreamed about. Sex is an art and it takes practice! You learn so much about a person by the way they fuck. Virgins are overrated and only losers who want a trophy really want to fuck a virgin. Or Christians who want “purity”, but you can have them, they’re not a lot of fun in bed anyway…
I’m ramming who in the what now?
Yeah, I guess nurses know very well about us guys being yeast and urinary tract infection carriers.
Well, that sounds like a plan to me!
Fred yes it works on your cock. Kelta seriously you did that much to try to hurt my feeling wow. You are a total bitch. If you want piece of this or wanna be friends just ask. And btw being a whore aint a trophy either.
Settle down, 2lolo. We’re in negotiations.
Well hurry it up, I don’t have all night.
Okay, okay. I got a question for you, Kelta. If I sample yours, then Gacy’s, and then I decide I want yours, what would I have to do to come back to “wallow in the lovin’ hollow, to wallow in your dang Good Stuff”?
Kelta you achieved something. You finally pissed me off
Ah hell! There’s no reason to get pissed. We’re all just bullshitting anyway. Cool your jets. I thought we were having fun, suckitall.
I was having fun but the whore showed up
@Fred- You would have to shower, and I’ll even help you if you want.
@suckitall- HAHAHA! I pissed you off? Really? You’re letting your emotions be controlled by someone you have never met, won’t ever meet and has no bearing on your everyday life? Wow. So, um, this means war or something right?
I have to go to bed. I have work from 4-6am
You only work 2 hours? Who’s the hooker now?
Goodnight
Its my bday so i only have to work 2 hours
Well, to be honest, but not wanting to hurt anyones feelings, that hymen stuff hurts my dickhead and peels the foreskin off. So, I prefer the true and tried brand. But that’s just me, I guess.
Happy birthday, Macy.
Have a happy birthday, and think about lighting some candles ok? It doesn’t mean your a child, I know grandparents who still do it…
And just as a side note, I only fuck with you so much because you let it get to you and you ask for it…
So her name is Tracey?
Damn it Lymbe its MACY
That was fun. I feel like I went to the theatre to watch some kind of a tragicomical play. I especially liked the impromptu performance of new2lolo and Lymbe, laughed my ass off. Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!
Hey i know your mom Stacy, and let me tell you…
She really has it going on.
wow lol went from banging ur sister to licking pussy… god only knows whats next
I was until kelta showed up
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sorry, I’ve just always wanted to see how that worked.
Are you bored 2lolo? I know there was no ass to mouth discussion up there, sorry about that…
Well, I know you just got out of the hospital and all. But I expect there to be assplay in the near future.
Yeah, gotta heal up before any ass play…
all i got to say is that bitches be stupid
As a ‘bitch’ I have to tell you that there is go much fail in this one measly group of loosely strung-together words that I just don’t know where to begin.
Well i work 2 hours cause its my birthday tomorrow and they let me work only 2hours
Do you not know how to use the ‘reply’ button? It’s ok, it’s a hard word. You click on it to reply to the thread where the conversation is being held… Don’t give up, you’ll get it eventually.
Ahah Americans!
mmmmm… very interesting
Has to be a blonde if ur that stupid to believe theres a man in a box, especially a red box machine
i almost laugh all my ass off